And that’s why I love twitter.
MY BOOKS:
THINGS I LOVE TODAY: THESE SOCKS
Bizarre thoughts from author Jenny Lawson – Like Mother Teresa, only better.
ALL THE COOL KIDS ADVERTISE HERE:
I fucking love these people & not just because they support my wine-slushee habit:
Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good.
Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it.
Melany’s GUYdlines : All snark, all true: Nine lives worth of short stories, advice & raw judgement on friendships, relationships & everything in between.
Advice I Needed Yesterday:“I moved to Munich. Now what?”
candidkay: Journalist, single mother of two. Taking the journey, bumps and all . . . you will laugh or cry in the passenger seat. Promise.
Blog Con Queso: Cheese, robots, margarita jello shots. The essentials.
Hyperbole and a Half Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem and Other Things That Happened.
Sandrandan Jewelry: Eccentrically gorgeous jewelry; we may become your new addiction!
Lori Duff Writes: “Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, don’t read our Mom’s blog. It just encourages her.” ~ Lori’s kids
Linda’s Best Recipes: Fabulous & easy recipes for humans, plus one for Puppy Meatloaf. Not made OF puppies; it’s FOR puppies! You guys!
Tinplate Studios: Your one stop shop for all your Cabinet of Curiosity needs. Sideshow Oddities, Travesties in Teacups, Steampunk Rayguns, Disturbing Timepieces and more.
Josh Across the Universe: Life is a journey and I lost the map. But it’s okay, I have a fork.
Farm Girl: Scared of everything and doing it anyway. SEND WINE.
Earful: I talk a lot. I’m sorry. For everything.
The News Flasher: Exposing the news with humor. Now with more flashiness!
Life With Angie: “We’re Not Crazy, We’re Just a Little Insane.”
Vibrator Vixen: Oh my, you’ve come to the right place. Probably NSFW.
Daddy 3.0: A Comedy of Errors: “Nick is a mess. The dog house is too good for him. 2017 IAN Winner-Comedy.”
Cadaver Dog: Who knew dogs tracking zombies could give me the feels so much?
Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery.
Undertakers, Harlots and Other Odd Bodies: Inspired by True Events and Smothered in Blarney: Now with a forty-page preview, kids!!
Awkwardly Alive & Pleasantly Peculiar: I’m not stealthy. You’ll see me coming.
Stories in the Dark: A new podcast of dark and creepy tales read aloud by the author, meant to chill and make you think at the same time. Come listen to the dark.
Original Syn: tired of the dystopian novel we’re living in? Cool cool. Me too. Escape into this dystopian world instead.
Email to the Front: The book of (desperate) emails during military deployment. Because 183-day-long paper chains, appliance rebellion, long distance potty training, revirgination and the need for LOTS of wine are REAL.
RomComDojo: I am often comically pissed off about things.
Secret Life of a Seamstress: A humorous look at how fixing your pants mends my whole world.
The Calm Mom: The Calm Mom – Calming Bottles: Soothes anxiety, timeouts, and tantrums in kids! (…and adults, too!) 😂
David Thorne: So fucking awesome it hurts.
Misfit Marjorie: Conversations from a leather and fetishwear shop. It’s basically a mommyblog with less spanking. Oh, and Marjorie is a dude. This is totally not a mommyblog.
The Art of Beingness: What you are is enough.
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Twitter is amazing. I know a lot of people complain that it’s now dominated by commercial companies wanting to make money but it’s still a real space for real people to make an enduring connection. I love my Twitter friends.
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Gary recently posted Sous vide rack of lamb.
OMG my people!
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The Suzzzz recently posted Scandinavia - September 2017.
How much would you charge to teach me how to Twitter? I want what you’ve got going on there.
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Roseanne Barr snapped at me once on Twitter. And Jenna Elfman told me she liked my bio. This could never happen on Facebook.
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Being in your twitter orbit is never boring, Jenny.
If you ask me, those clowns are crazy; they’ll never find a better home.
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Some people feel normal until they go to Twitter. Others feel normal because they’re on Twitter.
You’re the right kind of people.
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actualconversationswithmyhusband recently posted Call Me Doomfinger.
Twitter is the best. Lucy Lawless talks to me on twitter every couple months. I have no idea why.
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Long day…read comment 5 as “obit” not “orbit”. Had mild heart attack. Am fine.
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LOL. Maureen Johnson is awesome, too – her books are great!
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Liz recently posted MOD Pizza launches Incredible Kid Giveaway at all nine Michigan MOD Pizza locations {+$25 giveaway!}.
Twitter is like Tahiti…a magical place.
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Quirky Chrissy recently posted Does it count as sexual harassment if I was a t-rex?.
I don’t tweet much but I do enjoy a good twittersphere every now & then.
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Ahhhh, so that’s the trick to keeping the clowns at bay. Feed them something other than ropes. Doll brains, perhaps? What else do clowns eat? I wouldn’t know because I don’t let any of them ANYWHERE NEAR ME!!!
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follows Jenny on Twitter
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Happy Almost Normal Day!
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clowns? sticks fingers in ears and says Nah Nah Nah Nah! I can’t hear you!
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pokerpilgrim recently posted Our Romantic Weekend Getaway in Atlantic Beach Florida.
Twitter is one of the few places where you can be absolutely outraged and hysterical with laughter all within the space of a few seconds. Sometimes both at the same time.
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mydangblog recently posted My Week 183: Things That Boggle The Mind.
I got a new dictionary from the American Heritage Dictionary people because they liked my word usage on twitter. And, for no reason at all, Wil Wheaton blocked me for a short time. On Facebook, I would never have known I was being snubbed.
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I need to follow better people on Twitter. And try to be better at it.
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Don’t hate on me, but I don’t love Twitter. I’m too wordy to tweet, twit, twat… LOL!
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D.S. Lucas recently posted A Doggone Stinky Tail – Happy National Puppy Day!.
And now that clowns have been mentioned, I probably won’t sleep again tonight. But yes, Twitter is awesome. Too bad I don’t have many followers. But that can be a good thing sometimes…?
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Mamacita recently posted You Can’t Have It Both Ways.
So, Jenny, I have a creepy clown doll to send you. Are you saying you don’t want it?
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I asked the babysitter. Love, she said. Only love your twitter.
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I haven’t been on Twitter in forever. I guess I need to go back on.
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mommatrek recently posted What doesn’t kill us is makin’ us stronger.
I really need to find out how twitter works.
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Yep, it’s why I love Twitter too😍
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What else would you give them to eat? Except for small children?
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becomingcliche recently posted Notes From the Zookeeper: Team Player! And the Cutest Thing.
I know that face! I’ve seen it in the mirror.
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susielindau recently posted Skiing Heavenly is Pretty Much, Heavenly!.
What is this “Normal” you speak of????
🙂
@WriterDann
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Dann Alexander recently posted How to Protect Your Facebook Account From Potential Privacy Breaches..
There’s a part of me that wants context, but the other part is content to watch the crazy unfold 🙂
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aliaselle18 recently posted I’m Having Directional Relationship Issues.
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I like twitter, but it is generally very time consuming.
Facebook is where you go for friends, twitter is where you go when you want to see how your friends really are.
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Ash Pariseau recently posted What It Really Means To “Have It All”.
Yes!!!!!
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Twitter is fun. The Bloggess Tribe is definitely better at it than most.
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Wolf of Words recently posted Interview Questions 12.
Maureen Johnson is the name of one of the main characters in Rent. I had no idea she was on Twitter.
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Thomas (MJ) recently posted True Colors.
And why I love you…cause you always find stuff for us to LOL at..
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The Hellion recently posted Comment on Common Sense Is NOT Common… by Hellion.
I’m not lying Jenny when I say your the only reason I have twitter and the only reason I got an Instagram. True story
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I had to leave twitter; I kept getting too many marriage proposals. (Hey, it could happen. Yes, it could too!…Oh, okay; I got ONE proposal, all right?! Sheeze.)
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This is the best ❤️
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Rope to tie up clowns? Ppfftt, amateurs. For clowns we only use chain. It is known.
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Kelly and Geoff recently posted Two Northeasters in a row.
I adore Maureen Johnson almost as much as I adore you!
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Maureen is an OUTSTANDING Twitter follow if y’all aren’t following her yet!
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I love Twitter, too. I love that I found you there (not that you were missing, or anything, or, um.). I love that you’ve found us, your tribe, there, and that we’ve found each other there. Also, I love that I’m no longer missing, I guess.
Ennyhoo. Thanks for getting closer to your “normal” and letting us know, and also for letting us know when life feels shit for you, like your xanax post from what, yesterday? Please stick with us, for as long as you can. We need you, both in times of loving Twitter and in times of feeling total shit.
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emelle28 recently posted Wassup?.
I have to admit I’ve never heard of Maureen Johnson (gasp!) and had to go look her up…. I now have multiple new books on my wishlist, lol. I’m glad you post the best of your Twitter convos here because I just can’t do Twitter… I have an account but haven’t logged on in at least a year.
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You retweeted my photo once! Between that and George Takei doing the same, my social media bucket list has been filled. ☺️
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Twitter is a great equalizer, and some barriers drop. I once tweeted a cute image of my daughter reading one of her favorite author’s books in costume, and that author retreated it. There was great joy in Kidville.
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🤗🤗🤗
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And this is why I keep coming back here. And back to Twitter. These are my people.
And I’m one of the clowns.
(Not posting a pic of myself as a clown out of respect for those with coulrophobia.)
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Christopher recently posted Fare’s Fair..
Anyone else humming, “Send in the Clowns”
I may never forgive you for that one JL.
😉
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Woman_on_Pause recently posted Namaste. You Filthy Animal..
I am not active on twitter but I watch funny videos and Retweet them,
and I have one blogs where I can laugh as much as I can.
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