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Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Part good.
Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it.
The Mack Files: Digesting life in bite-sized pieces through the lens of clichés, quotes & “truisms”. Often irreverent, always honest.
Barking at the Moon: If your dog is your furry child, you will laugh out loud at Tracy Beckerman’s book about her family & a one-dog wrecking ball named Riley.
Kieran’s Humor: Not suitable for children, the sensitive or those hoping to get into heaven.
Go Doc Yourself Podcast: When a good doc ends, the klatch begins… Join hosts, scientists, and friends, Erin McCourt and Erin McCartt in weekly documentary dissection.
Scaredy Cat Travels: Traveling the world with the worst carry-on anxiety.
Welcome to xanaru: A mostly funny blog about the quest for happiness through authenticity, Great Danes and indiscriminate swearing. Plus hand-painted, custom artwork on bags, jackets, backpacks & more.
How the Hell Did I Not Know That?: Humorist Lucie Frost shares daily Instagram reels with learnings of the day—words, music, whatever–with plenty of laughs and all the curse words.
The Family Skeptical Podcast: We’re an atheist couple raising two children – we ask big questions, dissect weird parenting moments, and are jealous that our cats get so much sleep.
Beautiful Writers book: Writers! This coming-of-career memoir (w/ the BEST advice from celeb authors, real shit you haven’t heard) is life. A page-turning beach read doubling as how-to. #Magic
Sarah Linn on Medium: Humorist or unstable person with an internet connection? You decide.
Uncommon Creatures Digital Portraits: Animal art inspired by Earth’s most magical creatures. Got your own beloved pet you’d like to memorialize? Have no fear… let me turn your fur-baby into a work of art.
Dark Matter Zine talks to authors, actors and artists in a free podcast available on all good podcasting platforms. Plus book reviews, book launches and more.
Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh: SO GOOD.
Mazel tov!! All respect and love.
Happy Anniversary! You look beautiful and exactly the same now – remarkable!
Congrats – the world needed a Jenny/Victor combo, and you made it happen!
Happy Anniversary!!! ❤️
Mozel Tov Y’All!
xoxo
Happy Anniversary!!
Today is my 29th wedding Anniversary!
Happy Anniversary to you!
Must have been something in the air back then. We’re at 21 and a half.
Congratulations 🎉🎈
Happy Anniversary!
Mine is tomorrow, and happy anniversary to you, too
Happy Anniversary!! 🎉🎉🎉
Happy anniversary Jenny and Victor! Wishing you many, many, many more happy years together.
Happy anniversary, you guys. You bring so much light.
Wishing you many happy years ahead!
Definitely a good month/year – our 25th is in 3 weeks! Happy Anniversary!
Mazel Tov! We are coming up to 45 soon, wishing you many more amazing and amusing moments together.
Have fun you crazy kids!
Congratulations.
Happy, happy lovebirds!
My dress had those same sleeves! You wore them better!
Happy Anniversary!!
Happy anniversary!!!!
Happy Anniversary! And many, many more!!!! 💖💖💖
Happy anniversary and at least another 22 more!!!
Happy anniversary! 22nd is for copper, says the internet. New theme proposed: 22nd is for taxidermy display shelves!
Happy Anniversary to you both! How wonderful. 🙂
Wishing you and Victor a happy anniversary! Thank you for sharing your love, joy and crazy life with us all these years.
Love this, love you! We are just past year 22 as well, and so I can guess at all this means for you and Victor. Love, peace and laughter to you both, today and beyond.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO YOU!
Congratulations and wishing many more years of happiness and laughter. You made a beautiful bride and like others have said you still look the same after 22 years.
Happy anniversary to you both! May you have many many more years of sweet mements, weirdly entertaining arguments, and general happiness.
Happy anniversary! My computer gave me an alert that this site is dangerous, so I knew I was in the right place.
Happy anny!
Happy Anniversary!
Happy Anniversary Jenny! Thank you for sharing excellent examples of true love and happiness. What a wonderful way to start the day!
Happy anniversary
Happy “4th of July” Wedding Anniversary Day, Jenny and Victor! Very cool day to have a wedding!
Happy happy anniversary!!! Here’s to many more!
Happy Happy…..seriously, the 4th of July? You do know how to get the bang of your ‘buck’ haha
Happy happy happy anniversary!!! Here’s to many more! I’ll drink to that!
Congrats Jenny! May your day be filled with love, laughter and joy.
Happy “4th of July” Wedding Anniversary Day, Jenny and Victor! Very cool choice for a date! Actually it is a fraking hot day for a wedding, too! Where were you guys married? You don’t appear to be melting.
Happy “4th of July” Wedding Anniversary Day, Jenny and Victor! Very cool choice for a date! Actually it is a fraking hot day for a wedding, too! Where were you guys married? You don’t appear to be melting.
Happy Anniversary and God Bless You.
Beautiful! Then and now!
Do you have a photo of yourself in your attic? Cause seriously, there is no way that was 22 years ago. Beautiful then and now.
Married on Independence Day? Somehow that suits you …. May the fireworks never go out for the two of you!
Happy anniversary , you crazy kids!
Joyeux anniversaire, or somethin’ like that!
Mazal Tov! Happy 22nd! Woot! Woot!
Happy Anniversary, Jenny and Victor! May you have many, many happy years ahead.
Happy Anniversary!!!
Happy Anniversary and MANY many more!
Your joy put a smile in my heart. What a lovely photo and how lovely you are still celebrating that moment today.
Happy Anniversary!! Here’s to the next 22!
Congrats!
(Ironically you became dependent on someone, on Independence Day?)
Happy Anniversary to you both!
Happy Anniversary! The first time I read your blog I knew I was not alone and my husband was so relieved Victor existed in the world, as proof he wasn’t alone either.
Happy Anniversary!
Happy anniversary and congratulations! That’s super impressive in today’s world 🙂
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove.
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wand’ring bark,
Whose worth’s unknown, although his height be taken.
Love’s not Time’s fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle’s compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me prov’d,
I never writ, nor no man ever lov’d.
Happy Anniversary!
Happy anniversary – you deserve happiness – and many more ahead. But why was Victor biting your finger?
Victor did not do terribly at choosing your wedding dress! Congrats!
Happy Anniversary!
Happiest of Anniversaries!!
That’s a little freaky. MY and Greg’s 22nd anniversary is August 10th. That means we’re roughly the same age, Jenny. And I hope your marriage is as strong and happy as ours still is. As I’ve seen at cakewrecks.com, Hapy Univirsity!
Happy Anniversary and many Happy more!
Ah, the famous puffy-sleeved dress…Happy anniversary to you both!
Happy anniversary Jenny and Victor, you’re the best 👍
Congratulations, you wacky teenagers! Go for another twenty-two.
Much Love, Many Thanks.
Beautiful photos! Happy anniversary 🙂
Happy anniversary! <3
Happy anniversary! Best wishes for many more!
You chose wisely (as did Victor). Here’s to the next 50!
Happy anniversary!
Happy Anniversary Jenny & Victor! We are 22 years next Jan 4th so we are exactly 6 months behind you (that checks out, I’m usually late on all the cool trends 😂)
Wishing you all the happiness in the world!
Happy anniversary to both of you!
Happy Annual verdant! Hmm. That autocorrected but I kind of like it. Have a lush day, be green. I hope the feelings today are full of joy and wonder. Xxx
Says quite a bit about you two. If 15 year is a big metal chicken, what’s 22?
Love and Life, you crazy kids! Happiness Always!
Love, love, love! Congrats on 22!!
Happy Anniversary!!
Are you kidding me?! My husband I got married 22 years ago on this day and time!! I have never known anyone who wed on the 4th of July, let alone at the same time. Happy Anniversary! Love you blog and your books. You are hilarious and awesome.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!
Happy Anniversary!
Happy Anniversary!! Your pictures are beautiful! 😍
Happy Anniversary! Doesn’t there need to be popcorn on the floor?
Happy anniversary! You haven’t changed a bit.
Happy anniversary, you beautiful people!
Congratulations!
Happy Anniversary! The fact that you met in a bookstore was adept foreshadowing 😉
What beautiful pictures of beautiful people! Happy anniversary!!
Happy Anniversary!!!
Happy anniversary Jenny! You’ll always have fireworks for your celebration! 😘
Wait…so his name is actually Victor? I love these pictures – thank you for sharing!
Happy Anniversary!
BTW, you haven’t aged at all – vampire? 😛
Marwiage is what bwings us here together today.
Wov, tru wuv.
HappyAnniversary! Here’s to many more happy years together!
… like he’s looking down at his phone.
Happy Anniversary!!!
BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK!!
Happy Anniversary, to a wonderful couple, whose passive aggressive use of post-it notes gives hope to married couples everywhere. Wishing you many more metal chickens and strange suggestions from Amazon.
Congratulations to a lovely couple!
Happy Anniversary Jenny and Victor!
Hey–Have a Happy!!
Cheers to the happy couple and to hoping my second, third,… fourth(?) marriage is as fufulilling as y’alls.
A man loves you for who you are. He does not run when anxiety and depression afflicts you. This gives me hope that other men out there can do the same for me.
there was cake, too, right?
Happy Anniversary!!!! Wishing you and Victor every happiness, every joy, every strength and all courage today and for every day that follows!!!
Happy Anniversary!
You guys were truly meant for one another.
Happy Anniversary! Thank you for always sharing your funny conversations with Victor through your books and blog 🙂
Happy Anniversary! Congrats…you have succeeded where many have failed. Here’s to 22 more happy, healthy and rewarding ones.
Happy Anniversary to the happy(?) couple.
All I can add is “Poor Victor” 🙁 🙂
Congratulations on sticking to all of those vows over the past 22 years – wishes for many, many, more. We hit 30 back in May – so hard to believe! When you find someone who can put up with your kind of crazy, I think it’s smart to stick with them.
Happy Anniversary! (knock, knock!)
Congratulations for not stabbing each other after that many years…yet.
Mazel Tov! Many more happy years of arguing and fun. You two are an inspiration.
Happy anniversary Jenny and Victor!!
Congrats, but isn’t that the scene with the church at the beginning of the Rocky Horror Picture Show? Trying to spot Tim Curry…
Y’all are too cute! And the guy on the far right edge looks a bit like that Trump fella… Was he at your wedding?
In addition to what everyone else has said, how is your dress so pretty??? I thought back then fashion was supposed to be terrible!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Awwwwwwwwww happy (late) anniversary!! Yunno, that second picture kinda creeps me out, I’m 100% positive I was not at your wedding but I have worn that exact pink dress that girl with the bouquet is wearing, and I wore it to a wedding when I was a kid. Also, my mom wore that black dress with white dots, at that same wedding. Hmmmmm. Was that just like the ‘in’ thing at weddings back then??
You haven’t changed a bit….wish you another 50! I know Victor has it in him!
Happy anniversary!
Happy Anniversary Jenny and Victor!!!!!!
Ah, Love Perfected! And to think it was because you wore That Coat into That Bookstore, ay That Hour, on That day, evening!!! SO Joyously happy for you both, all, that you found each other, since you truly seem to be made for each other! May God continue to Bless you and your Families 💕💕💕
D’awww, congrats and happy anniversary!
More anniversaries ahead
Awww! Congratulations! You are so beautiful!
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