As requested, the 2019 Bloggess Calendar is now available (and it’s 50% off today if you use the code DECKTHEHALLS) and the back of it has a giant color half-raccoon face that you can use to freak people out.
All profits go to Project Night Night. Whoop!
UPDATED: I don’t know why but some of you are getting emails that your order was cancelled because the calendar doesn’t meet Zazzle’s guidelines. I’m not sure why but I sent in a request to Zazzle to look it up. I just ordered a copy right now to check it and the order went through so I’m wondering if it’s a bug? Or maybe they think it’s tentacle p0rn? WHO KNOWS. I’ll let you know what I hear.
UPDATED AGAIN: Okay, I still don’t have answers as to why some orders are cancelled and Zazzle says it can take days to get a response so let’s do this… I made a new calendar and replaced anything that might have possibly been questionable with other things that are probably just as questionable but are different so if you don’t get your order refunded you will have one of the rare banned calendars but if you did get cancelled you can go to the links above and order the new calendar. No matter what I’ll send Project Night Night the profits on the calendars and I’ll also cover the profits that we lost because it’s an awesome charity and they do amazing things.
PS. To make up for this inconvenience please accept this video of Ferris Mewler groping me inappropriately.
Also, I want a medal for not making a joke about how unsettling it is when your cat grabs Uranus.
UPDATED X 3: OKAY. You may have witnessed my full breakdown on twitter this morning when Zazzle cancelled my old calendar and my replacement calendar and told me that is was being cancelled because an image was copyrighted and that image was a picture of me. *sigh*
HOWEVER, they quickly reached out to me and fixed the issue and brought back the new calendar so here’s what you need to know: if you ordered the new calendar (the replacement I made late last night…not the one from midday yesterday) your order is still fine and you’ll get your calendar. If you ordered the first calendar you’ll probably need to reorder the new one. The half off sale is still going on today so make sure you use the DECKTHEHALLS code. If you look in your orders you can tell if you have one coming or if it was canceled. Here’s an example where you can see the canceled one and the new one that I ordered:
Zazzle was very apologetic and they assure me that no one was charged for the canceled calendar as they just did a preathorization that was dropped as soon as the first calendar was cancelled.
So, long story short, the calendar linked above is fully operational and you can buy it right here.
I need a drink.