So cupid is like the mascot of Valentine’s Day but basically it’s a baby, right? At first I thought it was an angel which would be sort of sweet but ultimately questionable because that means the ghost of a dead baby is making you want to have sex with people and that’s weird.
Then I did some research and turns out that cupid is not an angel but is instead a God of Erotic Love (who also happens to be a baby for some reason?) and I guess it’s because sex makes babies but it still doesn’t make sense because babies are the worst and now they have wings? Have you met babies? They shit everywhere and they’re always barfing. The only thing worse is if you gave it a weapon, WHICH SOMEONE DID.
I explained all of this to Victor and he just stared at me but probably because he just realized that he’s only in love with me because he got shot by some invisible aeronautic toddler.
PS. I waited until after Valentine’s Day to post this because I know some of you love it and I don’t want to shit all over it when you’re enjoying it. Unlike certain flying babies. Just saying.