Almost every day on twitter I share the most baffling thing Amazon recommended that day and this one has come up several times:
It’s a desiccated 6 and a half foot teddy bear corpse that seems to have been in a hit and run and then dried out in the sun. I assumed it was some sort of sleeping bag that also suffocates you but turns out it’s just the skin and you’re supposed to fill it yourself, which will probably not make me very popular at Build-a-Bear. Personally though I thought it would make a great sleeping bag and you could use the face as a sleeping mask that might also suffocate you doing the night.
It’s goddam ridiculous so of course I immediately bought it to surprise my family.
Sadly, after so many years of living with me they seem to be immune to this level of horror/whimsy:
I’m not sure what to do with it now but I think it would make an excellent laundry bag for heavy procrastinators or a very fluffy carry-on suitcase for long trips.
UPDATE: HANG ON, Y’ALL. I think I just got a bear skin rug for under $50.