Step into my office. It’s time for a break.

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Today is Friday so let’s step into my office so I can show you all the instagram videos I saved for you because this week has been long as fuck and we deserve a laugh, don’t we?

WE DO, FRIEND.

Also, apparently Instagram chose this week to make embedded videos not work everywhere so you may have to click on the links to see the videos. *sigh* This week, y’all.

Still…it’s worth it.


Related, I was seeing SO MANY videos of people with “the last video of my spouse” on it and I was like, “WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DEAD PEOPLE?” but turns out there is this trend where you post the most recent video you took of your spouse with a specific song on it and I guess that explains why my comments of, “I’m so sorry for your loss” were surrounded by laughing emojis.

Relatable:

Better? Me too. Happy early weekend!

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  4. OMG the crying baby! The farting teacher! The Bart Simpson school board meeting!
    Thank you, thank you, thank you!
    I laughed out loud for the first time in weeks.

  8. The Viking caught me watching when I should have been working because he works really hard and the least I can do is work as hard but he accepted my excuse that it was all The Bloggess’s fault. A win and a win! 😂

  12. That last is “O Fortuna” from Carmina Burana by Orff. The text is sung in medieval Latin and German. Singers have been making up silly words for it for decades. My favorite was the cat version: “Oh, for tuna! Oh, for chicken!” etc.

  13. OMG Jenny. That armadillo, then the hits just kept on coming. Thank you for the much needed laughter! 😂❤️

  17. My husband is weighing some hops in the kitchen for future beer-making use, and I’m cracking up over here watching these. “What’s going on over there?!?” Thanks for the much-needed giggles.

  22. Thank you for doing this on friday, it has been such a long week and i needed this sweet funny break. Your book is wonderful and i am thankful for you to be in this world at the same time as me.

  28. The dog disguised as a panda! I had to watch that so many times! It reminds me of Dorothy Barker at Halloween. Thanks, Jenny!

  30. Awesome!!! Please include Ryan Reynolds every time :). (I used to share a classroom with the armadillo in the first video).

  32. I’m embarrassed how many times I had to watch the ‘panda’ video to actually realize where the dog was! A+ hiding skills! And I’m seriously impressed at that dog pulling it’s owner on a skateboard.

  39. My daughter once ate a dog cookie. She said, “these are awful”. I now put a piece of tape on the container that says dog cookies.

  40. Absolutely the funniest things I’ve seen in a while! The “Ooeeooahahtingtangwallawallabingbang” was something I used to sing with my girlfriends when we were little! Awesome to remember that so I thank you so very much for posting! Have a blessed week! 🙏🤟❣️

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