Me: What? It’s just a doll someone sent me.
Victor: That’s not a doll. That’s a threat.
me: Why? Because it’s missing a face?
Victor: Yes, Jenny, because it’s missing a face.
me: Hang on. I think I have something that will fit.
me: Aha. Made it better.
Victor: Agree to disagree.
UPDATED: First off, Boni Mitchell is the perfect name for this doll. Well done, y’all. Also, several people asked for before and after pictures. As you wish: