So. I knew HOW TO BE OKAY WHEN NOTHING IS OKAY wasn’t going to make it on the NYT bestseller list because my team told me it’s one of the hardest lists to get on because this book would fall under the “advice, cookbook, misc” category and that list is only 10 books long andContinue reading “Well that was entirely unexpected.”
Author Archives: thebloggess
I do things wrong
So last week my book came out and it was so exciting and terrifying and immediately my blog started giving me error messages and completely crashed until I finally fixed it today BECAUSE OF COURSE IT DID. I tried to keep everything updated on threads because that’s where I hang out most and so ifContinue reading “I do things wrong”
Today they banned my book. It was not the first. It won’t be the last. Here’s what I want you to know.
This is not what I wanted to write. I wanted to write about how I’m about to go on book tour for my new book in a few days. Instead I am writing about the fact that I was just informed that my first book Let’s Pretend This Never Happened was banned from the highContinue reading “Today they banned my book. It was not the first. It won’t be the last. Here’s what I want you to know.”
Some slightly terrifying and exciting news that I thought was a practical joke at first.
This was supposed to be a post all about new book releases you should check out this month but then I got sidetracked because I’M GOING TO BE ON THE TODAY SHOW. At first I thought this was a practical joke because I’m never asked to be on things like this but turns out itContinue reading “Some slightly terrifying and exciting news that I thought was a practical joke at first.”
A little present for you.
I’m not sure where time went, but the book I’ve been working on for years actually comes out in a few weeks. (Holy crap.) Preorders can make such a difference in whether or not a book is successful and so as a special thank you for everyone orders it before pub date, I have aContinue reading “A little present for you.”
Here’s too much stuff…sorry
Okay, several things… First off, this was my drawing I posted on my art substack this week where I wrote about how we all need to start using the word “unfuckwithable” more so it can end up in the dictionary, but I’m sharing it here too in case you haven’t yet signed up to getContinue reading “Here’s too much stuff…sorry”









