Author Archives: thebloggess

This is not what I wanted to write. I wanted to write about how I’m about to go on book tour for my new book in a few days. Instead I am writing about the fact that I was just informed that my first book Let’s Pretend This Never Happened was banned from the highContinue reading “Today they banned my book. It was not the first. It won’t be the last. Here’s what I want you to know.”

This was supposed to be a post all about new book releases you should check out this month but then I got sidetracked because I’M GOING TO BE ON THE TODAY SHOW. At first I thought this was a practical joke because I’m never asked to be on things like this but turns out itContinue reading “Some slightly terrifying and exciting news that I thought was a practical joke at first.”

I’m not sure where time went, but the book I’ve been working on for years actually comes out in a few weeks. (Holy crap.) Preorders can make such a difference in whether or not a book is successful and so as a special thank you for everyone orders it before pub date, I have aContinue reading “A little present for you.”

Okay, several things… First off, this was my drawing I posted on my art substack this week where I wrote about how we all need to start using the word “unfuckwithable” more so it can end up in the dictionary, but I’m sharing it here too in case you haven’t yet signed up to getContinue reading “Here’s too much stuff…sorry”