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Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.

So when I was growing up my mom never made my sister and I clean anything except our rooms because she said that it was too much trouble because she’d just have to go back and fix everything behind us because she was very particular in her cleaning, and so that’s pretty much how IContinue reading “Do you *want* ants? Because that’s how you get ants.”

If you accidentally got here by googling “hot, horny coeds” you’re going to be disappointed.

So I was outside walking Dorothy Barker while holding my phone to turn on the podcast I’d been listening to and didn’t think anything about the fact that it was about the phone sex industry in the 90s until my neighbor walked out of their house right as a sultry-sounding woman loudly said, “If you’reContinue reading “If you accidentally got here by googling “hot, horny coeds” you’re going to be disappointed.”

It’s Friday, you deserve this.

It’s Friday and that means pretending to work while secretly sneaking into my office so I can show you all the instagram videos I saved for you. Ready? Me too. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Greatest Reactions (@greatestreactions) View this post on Instagram A post shared by The Chinfluencers (@chinpals) ViewContinue reading “It’s Friday, you deserve this.”

Hello, strangelings!

So usually I’m slightly less behind but I had a small mental breakdown that set me back a bit. BUT! I’m feeling a lot better and actually today I even feel great, which is freaking wonderful. So now I’m catching up on everything including opening up discussion for October’s Fantastic Strangelings book club pick, SistersongContinue reading “Hello, strangelings!”

“Maybe you should just smile more.”

So this week was hard mentally for no particular reason other than my brain is an asshole. Yesterday I felt incredibly low and my shrink was like, “Go get a ketamine booster right now” so the clinic fit me in late last night, which was really nice, but then I had a full-blown panic attackContinue reading ““Maybe you should just smile more.””

As requested.

This isn’t a real post. It’s just a quick note to say that people are asking if I’m coming out with a 2022 calendar because they want one for Christmas or Hanukkah and the answer is, yes and it’s really unique this year because it has all of the wonderful illustrations from the Broken OracleContinue reading “As requested.”