blogging about blogging again – Page 3

This isn’t a real post

Hi. This isn’t a real post. It’s a video of me speaking in London. Except that I wasn’t really in London because that would be expensive, so instead I just called in and they put me on the jumbotron so I LITERALLY looked enormous compared to the other women on the panel. Part ofContinue reading “This isn’t a real post”

Next class: How to keep bees with handguns

I don’t have a lot to say here because I live in a mixed political home and so things are always a bit tense here after election day, but I will say that we can all stand together as one nation in hatred of that sound you get when you try to erase something, butContinue reading “Next class: How to keep bees with handguns”

Worst mittens ever

You know when you stick your hand into a box of triskets and then you feel to the bottom and it’s empty, and so you stick your other hand in the pop tart box and it’s empty too, and then you step back from the pantry and you’re wearing the empty snack boxes like giantContinue reading “Worst mittens ever”

I made this.

I made you this. (Mainly because I need to raise some money for something ridiculous, stupid and awesome.) It’s the perfect refrigerator magnet (as you might remember from my book). It works in a multitude of ways: Scares off people stealing from your fridge. Threatens your spouse during an argument when you aren’t speaking toContinue reading “I made this.”

We set a record, you guys.

We set a record last night, taking down twitcam in a whopping 47 minutes. Conclusion: I think we’ve just found the best format for doing the #bloggessbookclub. I’m tempted to take down Google + tonight but I don’t know enough about Google + to even open it correctly. It’s sort of shocking that I workContinue reading “We set a record, you guys.”

I shouldn't be allowed on live anything

Things I said this month on live tv or radio that made me think “Wow, I should not be allowed to do live media”: “I mean, I don’t want to finger the guy who sold me all those drugs.” “That? Oh, that was me pretending to be attacked by a Sasquatch.” “I’m on a LOTContinue reading “I shouldn't be allowed on live anything”