So I’m finally back from my trip to my old hometown in West Texas and people who aren’t from Texas always think that’s no big deal but then they travel through Texas and realize that Texas is larger than Canada and Asia and India all rolled together. It doesn’t look that way on the map butContinue reading “I almost forgot to mention the dead bear in the backyard. That’s what kind of post this is, y’all.”
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My readers are occasionally more fucked up than me and that’s why I love them so damn much
So yesterday I was writing a SexIs column about weird looking guys I would do and I could only come up with like 10 so I asked people on twitter which strange-looking guys they think are hot and holy shit, y’all. Like, at first it was all “I’m slightly attracted to Mickey Rooney” and “I’d date Ron Perlman”Continue reading “My readers are occasionally more fucked up than me and that’s why I love them so damn much”
This isn’t really a real post. It’s a link to a page that goes to an informative banner that goes to a real post. Why? Because I’m trying to save your job, asshole.
Comment of the day: I appreciate it that I can buy both “sex” and “all things sexual” on Sexis. I know where I’m shopping for Mother’s Day–because nothing says, “you’re the best mom,” like sex you bought online. ~ Just Barely
But if we did have an acronym it would probably just be a big “L”. Except we’re too affected to push the shift button so it would be lower-case and everyone would think it was a capital I. This is the tragedy of that disease.
I found this site where you choose the characters and type in your script and make them have completely inappropriate conversations and I cannot stop myself from making these movies. [protected-iframe id=”40806264b04d5a71f97323a94328a972-58006636-3982706″ info=”http://www.xtranormal.com/players/jwplayer.swf” width=”500″ height=”350″] You know how long I’ve been working on that movie? Four and a half days. Update: Wait. No. It’s only been 35 minutesContinue reading “But if we did have an acronym it would probably just be a big “L”. Except we’re too affected to push the shift button so it would be lower-case and everyone would think it was a capital I. This is the tragedy of that disease.”
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Personalizing stacks of books today and having lots of feelings. So many people send my books to others who are struggling. They ask me to write specific notes to their loved ones and the requests are so beautiful that I want to share them but I won’t bc it seems too personal. But just between you and me, if you’ve written something lovely to someone you love and I get to transcribe it for you I feel very lucky bc your words touch me as well. I am warmed by your fire.
Apparently two of my books were used without permission to train generative-AI systems. So, that sucks.
I can write. I can doodle. My talents do not extend to video. Sorry.
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