Letters from Nancy – The Bloggess

Nancy Pelosi is extremely disappointed in me for destroying the Democratic Party. In my defense, I can’t even load the dishwasher properly so maybe it was a mistake to give me that much responsibility.

Yesterday my friend Laura and I decided we needed a break so we went camping (fine, glamping) and it was very relaxing until we checked our phones in front of the camp fire and realized that we’d gotten tons of frantic, distraught emails from the DCCC (Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee) who was using some fairly odd tactics to getContinue reading “Nancy Pelosi is extremely disappointed in me for destroying the Democratic Party. In my defense, I can’t even load the dishwasher properly so maybe it was a mistake to give me that much responsibility.”

It’s like a visit from the ghost of Christmas past but with more cursing.

I was cleaning out my 8,000+ unread emails this morning and I stumbled upon an unread email from our late, great friend ~ Nancy W. Kappes, paralegal. For those of you new to the blog you should know that Nancy was the greatest letter-writer in the history of ever, and everyone in my small worldContinue reading “It’s like a visit from the ghost of Christmas past but with more cursing.”

R.I.P Nancy W. Kappes

I don’t know where to begin. If you’ve been reading my blog for long then you know Nancy W. Kappes, paralegal. She first started emailing me years ago and her correspondence was the most bizarre, amazing, roller-coaster of profanity and vodka-drenched awesomeness I could ever imagine. She was like Hunter S. Thompson but with aContinue reading “R.I.P Nancy W. Kappes”

Nancy W. Kappes (paralegal) is ALIVE.

You remember Nancy W. Kappes (paralegal), right? If you don’t you need to go here and catch up. Back? Awesome. Well, she was MIA for a long time due to I’ll-let-her-tell-it but she’s alive, and it feels selfish to keep that kind of news to myself. The latest from Nancy (who I’m fairly certain wroteContinue reading “Nancy W. Kappes (paralegal) is ALIVE.”

Nancy W. Kappes (paralegal) is real and I have witnesses

So this weekend at the Blogher conference I co-hosted the People’s Party and it was very nice because everyone there had to apologize for accusing me of making up Nancy W. Kappes (paralegal) because SHE FUCKING CAME. This is where you should go read all the “Nancy W. Kappes is not my personal Tyler Durden”Continue reading “Nancy W. Kappes (paralegal) is real and I have witnesses”

Craft time with Nancy W. Kappes

I usually don’t do Nancy W. Kappes posts so close together but the Blogher Conference is coming up and that means the People’s Party is only a few weeks away and (partially to prove that she is not my own personal Tyler Durden) Nancy W. Kappes (Paralegal) is driving to the People’s Party and I takeContinue reading “Craft time with Nancy W. Kappes”