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Notes from the shrink’s office

Last week I had to go to see a new shrink and when I got there they gave me a giant packet to fill out so they could see how crazy I was but I couldn’t concentrate because I kept glancing around the waiting room wondering which of these people was the craziest but thenContinue reading “Notes from the shrink’s office”

Emails to the electric company

A series of emails I sent to the electric company when I was bored and slightly drunk… Dear Electric Company: I once heard that if you’re in the shower during an electrical storm you could get electrocuted by the lightning. Is that true? Hugs, Jenny *************** Dear Electric Company: Me again. I kind of needContinue reading “Emails to the electric company”

The Traveling Red Dress

My friend (Sunny) is an artist. She writes and paints and makes beautiful, whimsical dresses out of found objects and magic. One of my favorite dresses of hers is the red poppy dress and I wanted it the first time I saw it but I knew I’d never get it. For one thing, it’s notContinue reading “The Traveling Red Dress”

Your zombie armor has some serious design flaws.

My friend Shauna sent me a link to this: It’s basically a nightstand that doubles as a shield and bat for fighting zombies. And it will totally fucking get you killed. I mean, I applaud the concept but as soon as you pull out the bat you’re left with a giant exposed nail sticking outContinue reading “Your zombie armor has some serious design flaws.”

Random Ramblings of an Insomniac: Boobquakes, dangerous squirrels, things we already knew about men

I have insomnia so I’m getting a head-start on National #Boobquake Day; a day when women are encouraged to wear their most immodest outfit to see if immodest women do, in fact, cause earthquakes as reported by Iranian media. Apparently this is a real concern. So I put on my most low-cut corset and used myContinue reading “Random Ramblings of an Insomniac: Boobquakes, dangerous squirrels, things we already knew about men”

Motherfucker.

I just went to brush my teeth but we were out of toothpaste so I pulled out this tiny little travel tube that the stewardess gave me when I went to Japan and it’s the size of a hamster femur so I squeezed it all out onto the toothbrush and then I started to feelContinue reading “Motherfucker.”