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Because some things are worth more than a box of cereal

Hi. I’m about to overstep my boundaries. You might want to back away slowly because I don’t usually do this and I might get blood on you. Okay, I’m pissed. Legitimately, ridiculously, slightly irrationally pissed. A few minutes ago I got a pitch from a company who wanted me to write a review for theirContinue reading “Because some things are worth more than a box of cereal”

People in the country need xanax too.

Okay, so first of all my kidney infection was doing much better until last night when I seriously considered removing my left kidney myself because it hurt so much but it’s behind me and I’m not that flexible so then I thought about calling a hooker because you always hear those stories about people goingContinue reading “People in the country need xanax too.”

Furious rabbit forehead.

I was just looking at my dog’s face and I realized that there is a small, visibly-furious, bipedal rabbit in his forehead. This feels like some sort of Rorschach Test that I’m failing and I’m tempted to call my shrink to ask her what it means but I’m pretty sure this is one of those thingsContinue reading “Furious rabbit forehead.”

Um…what?

According to google analytics, 199 people have found this blog by googling “It is, however, truly comforting to know that you really respect the dead whores“. Which is weird. And yes, I understand that I’m the first result when you google that because of the time that I wrote about how 25 people found myContinue reading “Um…what?”

For sale: Kristoffer Kristofferson. (The other one.)

I’m packing up to move but I really don’t want to move everything, so I’ve decided to sell some stuff on ebay since that worked out so well last time. Except that ebay has a tendency to delete all of my auctions almost as soon as I post them so I’m also going to postContinue reading “For sale: Kristoffer Kristofferson. (The other one.)”

UPDATED: I’m not sure this is sending the right message

One of my friends sent me this website where you can upload your picture and it’ll show you what you’re gonna look like in 20 years and you totally shouldn’t do it because first of all I don’t think they take the ready availability of plastic surgery into account, and secondly? I’m pretty sure theyContinue reading “UPDATED: I’m not sure this is sending the right message”