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Netflix thinks I’m a religious psychopath

So last week Victor installed Netflix on our Wii and I don’t understand how that works so I just stared at him blankly when he tried to explain it and the entire time I’m like “You are wasting money” but he did it anyway and now I can’t stop watching movies about serial killers. AndContinue reading “Netflix thinks I’m a religious psychopath”

Adventures with Ebay

People keep asking me what’s up with the Ebay thing since I never really wrote about it properly and I’ve had insomnia this week and I’m too wonked out to come up with a real post so I’m just going to write about this. So this doesn’t count as a real post. It’s more ofContinue reading “Adventures with Ebay”

Nancy W. Kappes (paralegal) is ALIVE.

You remember Nancy W. Kappes (paralegal), right? If you don’t you need to go here and catch up. Back? Awesome. Well, she was MIA for a long time due to I’ll-let-her-tell-it but she’s alive, and it feels selfish to keep that kind of news to myself. The latest from Nancy (who I’m fairly certain wroteContinue reading “Nancy W. Kappes (paralegal) is ALIVE.”

Marfa is awesome. And fucking weird.

So, week before last I went to Marfa, Texas with some friends to cheer on our friend John who brought us out for his book launch. And I plan on writing about all of it but I probably won’t because I’m irresponsible so instead I just put it all up on flickr but it doesn’tContinue reading “Marfa is awesome. And fucking weird.”

Your zombie armor has some serious design flaws.

My friend Shauna sent me a link to this: It’s basically a nightstand that doubles as a shield and bat for fighting zombies. And it will totally fucking get you killed. I mean, I applaud the concept but as soon as you pull out the bat you’re left with a giant exposed nail sticking outContinue reading “Your zombie armor has some serious design flaws.”

Random Ramblings of an Insomniac: Boobquakes, dangerous squirrels, things we already knew about men

I have insomnia so I’m getting a head-start on National #Boobquake Day; a day when women are encouraged to wear their most immodest outfit to see if immodest women do, in fact, cause earthquakes as reported by Iranian media. Apparently this is a real concern. So I put on my most low-cut corset and used myContinue reading “Random Ramblings of an Insomniac: Boobquakes, dangerous squirrels, things we already knew about men”