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Sometimes I worry that they aren’t entirely random

My friend Van (aka furiousball) is a (seemingly) perfectly normal man who has been leaving me random, bizarre comments for literally years. They’re bizarre non sequiters that have nothing at all to do with anything I’m writing about and I assume most people just skip over them but when you put them all together there’sContinue reading “Sometimes I worry that they aren’t *entirely* random”

Notes from the shrink’s office

Last week I had to go to see a new shrink and when I got there they gave me a giant packet to fill out so they could see how crazy I was but I couldn’t concentrate because I kept glancing around the waiting room wondering which of these people was the craziest but thenContinue reading “Notes from the shrink’s office”

Emails to the electric company

A series of emails I sent to the electric company when I was bored and slightly drunk… Dear Electric Company: I once heard that if you’re in the shower during an electrical storm you could get electrocuted by the lightning. Is that true? Hugs, Jenny *************** Dear Electric Company: Me again. I kind of needContinue reading “Emails to the electric company”

Random thoughts that should be burned

I was looking at my blog and I noticed that I have 162 posts in my draft folder. These are all posts that I started but never finished because they didn’t feel substantial enough to be published but then I thought that maybe if I clumped 3 or 4 of them together they would beContinue reading “Random thoughts that should be burned”

Stop. Helping.

I just tried to write an email and when I went to write in the subject line my email was all “Let me help!” and it gave me two auto suggestions which are supposedly based on my personal history: Baffled. I don’t even know what to say here. Comment of the day: Um, also worthContinue reading “Stop. Helping.”

Netflix thinks I’m a religious psychopath

So last week Victor installed Netflix on our Wii and I don’t understand how that works so I just stared at him blankly when he tried to explain it and the entire time I’m like “You are wasting money” but he did it anyway and now I can’t stop watching movies about serial killers. AndContinue reading “Netflix thinks I’m a religious psychopath”