Am I the only person who thinks Dooce is an imaginary creature? Like, I know she’s real, but in my head she’s real the same way that Jesus is real. Like he used to be a real-live person but now he’s like Santa Clause…everywhere at once but not actually anywhere you can find on google maps. To me,Continue reading “UPDATED: Well that's…not flattering”
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We've all established that Sarah has an anteater
Yahoo’s most popular news story last week was (for real, y’all) breaking news about an ant invasion in my neighborhood. I heard there was also some sort of earthquake somewhere, but it wasn’t in America so no one cares. Anyway, Victor suggested a pet anteater might stem the coming invasion so I went on the net and stumbled on this “I’ve gotContinue reading “We've all established that Sarah has an anteater”
FREE BOOZE!
So last year I was totally verklempt to have snagged an invite to attend a pre-blogher party thrown by the cool kids and I spent the entire time I was there hiding in the bathroom wishing I’d brought more anti-anxiety pills. Which is why this year I was shocked to be asked to actually co-host the party. I suspect it’s some sort of cruel joke and thatContinue reading “FREE BOOZE!”
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