when dogs attack – The Bloggess

WTF, me? (UPDATED)

I can barely even type this because my hand is all swollen but I was just putting Barnaby Jones to bed when he suddenly did this flip which almost broke my flipping-off finger and then he ran in between my legs and I fell so hard that I couldn’t even move and the dog wasContinue reading “WTF, me? (UPDATED)”

(Updated) Warning – These are NOT gummi bears

1. You guys are the sweetest, most wonderful people ever. I get mauled by a dog and I get the most comments I think I’ve gotten on The Bloggess, ever. Next week I plan on being pummeled by wild boars. I’m going to be the most popular blogger ever! Screw you, Wil Wheaton!* 2. SoContinue reading “(Updated) Warning – These are NOT gummi bears”

You can’t go home again unless you want to get attacked by wild dogs

So yes, I do occasionally kid my hometown about being the capitol of hickville and the cornerstone of weird-shit-happening and yes, you do have to enter into the county knowing that you’re probably going to get a little blood on you but you don’t think it’s going to be your own. You come to expect thingsContinue reading “You can’t go home again unless you want to get attacked by wild dogs”

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