1. You guys are the sweetest, most wonderful people ever. I get mauled by a dog and I get the most comments I think I’ve gotten on The Bloggess, ever. Next week I plan on being pummeled by wild boars. I’m going to be the most popular blogger ever! Screw you, Wil Wheaton!*
2. So you have to go over to Mama Drama so you can read the details of my horrific dog attack. Also, you can call me a dumb-ass and I can’t fight back.
I saw this thumbnail on yahoo pictures listed as one of the most awesome pictures of the year and I was all “OMG are those raspberry gummi bears?! That IS awesome!” but turns out it’s just a couple of tiny babie’s feet which are just “kinda” awesome but not at all delicious except in that slightly creepy metaphoric sort of way.
Updated to add: Okay people, these are not dismembered dead baby feet. These are the feet of the tiniest miracle preemie to survive and she’s a year old now and she’s doing great. No matter how terribly dark my sense of humor is, I will never assault you with pictures of dead baby parts no matter how funny they may be. That’s a promise you can take to the bank.
God. I don’t even want to think of the google search hits I’m going to get from this disclaimer.
*You know I truly love and adore you, Wil Wheaton. But I will stab you if you get in my way.