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Where’s Rory? He’s fucking everywhere. (I mean, not literally. Ew.)

An update: A few days ago I wrote a post about how awesome it would be if Rory the raccoon traveled all over the world to see the places most of us might never see and you said, “YES, LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN. SEND ME A RORY. NO -FUCK IT. I CAN’T WAIT FOR YOU. I’LLContinue reading “Where’s Rory? He’s fucking everywhere. (I mean, not literally. Ew.)”

Where’s Rory? (UPDATED)

So. Next month my new book comes out and if you read here often enough you’re already familiar with Rory, the gloriously ecstatic and somewhat terrifying taxidermied road-kill raccoon who graces the cover. When you read the book you’ll learn all about Rory, and also more about how my anxiety disorder makes it hard to leave theContinue reading “Where’s Rory? (UPDATED)”

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