If you look in today’s Parade Magazine you’ll see that they focused the whole issue on the “Funny, moving, jaw-dropping summer’s best books” and you might notice that they actually picked mine as one of their top 5 nonfiction books. Then you might scream a bit if you’re me.
I can only imagine that they did this as a shout out to me and I must take this opportunity to say “Thank you, Parade Magazine. You were only missing the twine.” Click here if you’re confused by this whole last sentence.
In even more bizarre news, CNN brought me on live television again this morning, in spite of the fact that the last time they had me on I ended up saying the word “lady-garden” and then started talking about the zombie apocalypse seemingly out of nowhere.
This morning however I was on much better behavior and managed to only say “a-hole”, “mile-high club” and focused on the need for stupid people to have their own airline so I wouldn’t have to travel with them anymore. It was awesome and once again I got cut off before I could even mention my book.
PS. I felt a little bad for hijacking their whole story but now I see that it was actually “Jenny Larson” that was on CNN. They really should have know better. That woman is a trouble maker.