Today I’m in Danville, CA on book tour. Come see me? Please?
And while I’m gone this week I’m sharing “weird-things-I-took-pictures-of-with-my-phone.”
Today’s picture comes from my kitchen counter and is entitled “Someone-Needs-To-Stop-Watching-So-Much-TV-and-that-someone-is-probably-me.”
Did you know that if you scratch a banana it'll brown in that pattern within a few hours? Because it will. Did you know that I owe my grocery store a huge apology? Because I do. Also, have you ever seen a wall of bananas that all say "THEY'RE WATCHING." on them? Me either, because I always get asked to leave before the lettering starts to show up.