Part three (of four) of my ongoing “Who-has-the-geekiest-costume” contest currently taking place in my home.
The cats were surprisingly not that into wearing costumes because they hate Halloween and don’t care about my joy. I considered buying some wine for my cats to loosen them up because apparently that’s a thing now, and I think that you can’t be a complete crazy cat lady unless you’ve gotten to point where you’re sharing your cheap wine with your cats, but then I read that grapes are toxic to cats so I decided to just go the safe route and inject them directly with heroin. But then I couldn’t find any heroin so we had to do this sober. This is why the cats look so pissy. Because I didn’t have enough heroin. And because they don’t like wearing pants. WELCOME TO MY WORLD, CATS.
Happy Meowloween, y’all.