How to get out of going to a kid’s party

June 27, 2007

in cartoons by me

Based on a true story.

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21 replies. read them below or add one

  1. 1
    Karmyn R | June 27, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    Bwaaa haaa haa haa

  2. 2
    Jeff | June 27, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    Sweet. That works?!!

  3. 3
    Mary | June 27, 2007 at 4:21 pm

    I know exactly who you had that conversation with and he CRACKS me up! I love Big Toe.

  4. 4
    Justin | June 27, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    I gotta remember that one.

  5. 5
    Catazon | June 27, 2007 at 4:40 pm

    Girlfriend, I know he didn’t.

  6. 6
    Jenny | June 27, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    That is cute. I almost bought a shirt for my son that said, “I am proof my mom likes to fuck!”

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    Betti | June 27, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    note to self: never let Mr. Hubby see this site . . .

  8. 8
    Oh, The Effing Joys | June 27, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    I love the cartoons!

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    3carnations | June 27, 2007 at 5:05 pm

    My husband won’t go to kids’ parties unless they are for

    1. our son
    2. a child whose family we hang out with socially

    He came to this decision after attending a party where he was THE ONLY FATHER. Even the birthday child’s father wasn’t there.

    Of course, at our son’s party, 2 other dads showed up, so it kind of blew that theory…That might have been since we started the revolution of dads attending parties too…But then we ended the revolution.

  10. 10
    Mrs. Chicky | June 27, 2007 at 6:32 pm

    I’m loving the cartoons!

  12. 12
    melissa | June 27, 2007 at 10:47 pm

    Is it so wrong that I’m the dude in that cartoon? I swear I’m a good mother.

  13. 13
    ali | June 28, 2007 at 2:12 am

    I 100% admit that I stole this line at dinner tonight.

    Sorry. I was really tired, and I was out of witty conversation. Eh. At least I modified it from “moms” into “married chicks.” Does it make you happy to know that it solicited laughs? (The “moms put out” thing, that is.)

  14. 14
    Girl con Queso | June 28, 2007 at 5:26 am

    Okay, remember when I said that other cartoon was my favorite cartoon, what I meant to say was this cartoon is my favorite one ever.

  15. 15
    Nikki | June 28, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    That was the best cartoon ever. Seriously hilarious.

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    Stephanie | June 28, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    Well, mom’s DO put out. Or at least there’s proof that they HAVE. Victor should seriously reconsider if they still do…

  17. 17
    Swampwitch | June 28, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    Put out the trash or the laundry? I don’t get it.

  18. 18
    Lotta | June 28, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    Jenny – you should totally get the shirt.

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    Kristen | June 30, 2007 at 6:09 pm

    I loooove this site…sorry it took me so long to find it. I think I would pay someone to put out for my husband so he’d leave me the heck alone. Oh wait, is that prostitution? Ummm…just kidding!!

  20. 20
    Leah Danielle | July 15, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    It’s only prostitution if you admit you’re paying for sex. Modern day hookers call it “compensation for their time”

  21. 21
    Meagan Flynn | September 11, 2018 at 12:06 pm

    Hilarious!

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