Cynical Nymph wrote an amazingly blunt post about her eating disorder. You should go read it here because she fricking nailed it.
Why are you still here? Okay, fine…there’s also hot celebrity gossip in it. God, you guys are shallow.
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Remember last week when Hailey graduated from kindergarten?
Last high school dance.
Yesterday I was telling my friends that I have to take Hailey to the Blossom Culp stadium for graduation practice and they looked at me weird bc apparently it’s the “Blossom stadium” and I’ve been saying it wrong for years and I just realized that Blossom Culp was the heroine of Richard Peck book series I loved when I was little and had forgotten existed until now.
When the roles are reversed and your child tells you to go to sleep and then records you for their TikTok.
ALL THE COOL KIDS ADVERTISE HERE:
I fucking love these people & not just because they support my wine-slushee habit:
I went, I read, and now I’m confused because I apparently don’t watch enough TV.
::sigh::
Now it’s like a riddle I will never know the answer to. hehe.
WTF? This is like your 9th post in 3 days. This would cover 18 days for me!
Not that I’m complaining of course. It’s just that you keep interrupting other things I should be doing instead, but don’t want to because this is way more fun. You know, like work?
Jenny’s ratio of posts to mine is about infinity:1 at the moment
dewd. weird. i got linked.
and aimee too… i teeewtelly would have put her name, but then i would have just felt like one of the worst human beings ever, ever.
(but i will email you it if you want. because i’m a bad person. just not the worst one. like, maybe Putin is worse than me.)
Um…put me on that email list.
And yeah, I know…I can’t seem to shut up. Someone get me a muzzle.
yeah, me too on the email…I’ve even been googling. I have a name in mind, but am not sure.
I am apparently more of a gossiphound than I’d thought. sigh. mk
shit put me on the list too…please and thank you!!!!
i really should watch more tv
p.s. we are so effing cool! oh and i’m totally tagging you with the letter……”B”
How did I JUST find out that you have your own blog too? Apparently I’m a moron.
hm. just realized that since i am not amalah or dooce (hah.), i do not HAVE a list of email addresses to whom i can send the spuriously desired Name.
she’s not so much a tv girl anyway. in fact, without looking at imdb, i don’t know that she’s even ever BEEN on tv. i just know when i saw her, it was a sad mixtures of “yeah, it makes sense,” and “wtf, no way.”
and it’s cynical.nymph@gmail.com.
bless.
p.s. MORE POSTS FROM JENNY! MORE POSTS FROM JENNY! this is basically how i fill a good percentage of my day, now.
Can I say what it rhymes with? Or is that bad?
Ack, now I must know who it is! I’d like to think that I’m not that person that needs to know but I SOOOO am. Teehee!
Ali, I think we need an email count of how many inquiries you get about this!
Or I can just say what it rhymes with.
Wow, I have a very stong urge to be the real asshole and just say who I think it is but since everyone else is practicing restraint, i suppose I will too.
Princess Slea, thank you. I would NEVER have gotten that one on my own.
I feel very much like I have just scratched a giant itch….aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
mk
Holy Banana Frackwin, princess slea, now I don’t have to do whole the rhyming thing and mess up my karma. Whew. Thanks.
I felt very lost in this post. In Cynical Nymph’s post too. Meh…