MY BOOKS:
Support indie bookstores:
Subscribe to the bloggess, y'all.
Archives
MY INSTAGRAM
This is an ad but it’s a very good one bc it’s from @puzzlingpursuits who I adore and today they’re launching their Black Friday sale so you can get an extra 20% off AND free shipping (using code BF20) and you should go right now and get one bc they are so much fun. Like an escape room in a box. We’ve played them all and they’re all great but if this is your first I’d recommend Blackbrim: 1876 to start bc it’s my favorite. They’re all fantastic though. Go to the @puzzlingpursuits account for links and more.
Happy where’s-MY-ham day from Dorothy Barker.
Yearly book challenge of 121 books -done! Someone get me a personal pan pizza. And some more books.
Creepy doll warning: I’ve been collecting creepy dolls since I was young but this witchy vampire with spindly limbs and jointed fingers that Victor brought home from Japan is magic. It’s hard to tell but she’s probably a foot and a half tall and dwarves my other dolls but I love her.
ALL THE COOL KIDS ADVERTISE HERE:
I fucking love these people & not just because they support my wine-slushee habit:
This would have been a good “Post Secret”
Me too.
Have you been spending too much time in the tanning booth?
You’re hot even when you’re grumpy.
Hi. I AM those people.
Though, it’s not that I just don’t think about bringing them back…I steal them on purpose. You should SEE my pen collection.
(insert world’s smallest violin)
This comment was written with a stolen pen.
When we were younger my dad was always yelling “Who took my pens!” cause he would buy nice felt tip ones.Now I’m totally doing that.
I buy cheap pens and leave them out. PEople take those. They don’t know that i have a secret stash of good pens. Hee hee. Oh, and I take their good pens off their desks. Yeah, I’m sneaky.
Ummm yeah! Can’t they buy their OWN pens!
As a server, this is one of my biggest peeves.
All of you who go out to eat and pay with a credit card: DON’T STEAL YOUR SERVER’S PEN.
I’m not bitter or anything…
lol lol lol
I stole your pen.
Want some chocolate?
Love it. Reminds me a bit of Jack Handey.
http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/
I’ve heard those people give you strep throat.
And then those people totally deny that the pen in their hand is yours!
Buy pens with your name on them. Or have some printed up that say “Pen Thief” on them. See how many people take THOSE. (although I actually would, ’cause that would be kinda fun.) mk
LOL!
And Jeff can be my friend. Anyone who lets everything possible remind them of Jack Handey would make a great friend. 😉
Hmmmm.
I will not steal your pen since you are all ‘Roided up (Hulkess take steroids!).
I hope you’re feeling better.
so yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre the one who stole my pen collection out of my locker in 6th grade!
jerk
Too funny! I accidently took a pen once from the dentist’s office and the receptionist CALLED me while I was driving home and asked me to bring it back. But I’d already lost it in the black hole that is my purse. Besides, she’s really crazy if she thinks I was going to turn around and come back just to bring her a pen.
Julie – you can be my friend any time. Wanna come over and play?
Sucky pens suck.
I try so hard not to steal pens, but sometimes I just get too tempted!
Hate – such a terrible word. I never let my kids say it. That would be why I had a 3 year old who loathed things, detested things, abhored things…lol. She grew up to be a pen thief.
Dayum. Karma’s a bitch.
(Hope you’re feeling better!!!)
I just read mickey’s comment with an i in it. It made absolutely no sense, but made me laugh anyway.
*snicker*
to funny
been there
had all my pens taken
ugh
Male colleagues used to *borrow* my pens until they *ran out*.
Novelty pens, pink pens or ones with feathers on the ends magically stay on my desk. How bout that?