You know in Carrie when the blonde chick got all the pig blood dumped on her and everyone at the prom was laughing their asses off right before she lost her shit and set them all on fire?  Wasn’t that just the best?

 Well now you can relive that moment with your toddlers over and over!


The only way this toy could be more disturbing is if it came with your own angry Indian corpse or a barrel of intestines from rabid monkeys.

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  1. I had stuff like that when I was little. I LOVED it. Well, that is until I got the yellow and I cried because I thought someone peed in my bath.

    Mom didn’t let me have any more after that. 🙁

  2. Yuck. Don’t they make it in colors that don’t resemble body fluids, or is that half the fun?

  3. oh my god, Halloween is right around the corner(we plan early)that will be so totally awesome.

  4. Awesome…in a sick and twisted sort of way that might lead your kids down the road to therapy…Bring it on!

  5. So, um, does it wash off completely, or does it stain the sheets? If it stains the sheets, is the next step a li’l toy horse’s head in the bed?
    I’m sorry; this is just too much…

  6. Love. It!
    I gave a friend’s kid coloured bath bombs but he put them in all at once and the water turned black.
    Kid had nightmares for the next month.
    I have been banned from buying any more *presents*.

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