Blueberry McPanty

Argh.  The lovely Biddy tagged me for The Name Game.  Meme’s don’t usually agree with me and this is the perfect example of why:  

SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Blue Amaretto-Sour-On-The-Rocks-And-Could-You-Make-It-A-Double

STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Baby-hair Zebra-Gum

SPY NAME/BOND GIRL: (your favorite season, holiday/ flower)
Salt National-Talk-Like-a-Pirate-Day

CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”)
Blueberry Panty

HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Kashi-bar That-One-The-Keeble-Elves-Live-In.

I’m not even going to try the rest out of pity for you, dear readers, but if you want to try it yourselves, consider yourself tagged.  And I promise not to subject you to any more of this nonsense or my name isn’t Baby-Hair Zebra-Gum.

PS.  National Talk Like a Pirate Day is today, me scurvy mates. 


Party like a pirate.

18 thoughts on “Blueberry McPanty

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  1. Arrrr Matey!

    (I love talk like a Pirate Day…what do you think KayTar’s therapists will think if end every sentences with “Arrr, Matey!” ?)

  2. Glad you’re out of bed at least, you lungless wonder, you. I totally forgot that it was TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. I’ve been walking around talking like Yoda.

  3. Hehe

    I’m the Green Dirty Martini With Extra Olives.

    I wonder what my superpower should be? Whatever it is, I’m sure it sounds x-rated.

  4. I think a lot of people would watch a cartoon called Blueberry McPanty. Just think of the fruit-flavored character products! Colorful lunch boxes and T-shirts! Underwear!

  5. I can’t believe I am the first to point out that “salt” is not a “season”. It isn’t even close to a season. It is a condiment. Hello?

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