Argh. The lovely Biddy tagged me for The Name Game. Meme’s don’t usually agree with me and this is the perfect example of why:
SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Blue Amaretto-Sour-On-The-Rocks-And-Could-You-Make-It-A-Double
STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
SPY NAME/BOND GIRL: (your favorite season, holiday/ flower)
CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”)
HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
I’m not even going to try the rest out of pity for you, dear readers, but if you want to try it yourselves, consider yourself tagged. And I promise not to subject you to any more of this nonsense or my name isn’t Baby-Hair Zebra-Gum.
PS. National Talk Like a Pirate Day is today, me scurvy mates.
Party like a pirate.
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Avast me mateyblogbud. MeMe’s are for landlubbers. Come on over to me pirate ship and be cool for the day.
(I love talk like a Pirate Day…what do you think KayTar’s therapists will think if end every sentences with “Arrr, Matey!” ?)
Shiver me timbers. And stuff.
Who needs a Superhero name when the pirate code calls ye?
(btw – my stripper name be
Amazing Grace Reese’s PBC)
Pink Cran-Ras doesn’t sound so super-heroey either.
I love your hippy name. I may do this later, it’s too dam funny. How are you feeling?
I’m still sick and coughing up lungs but at least I’m out of bed finally.
dearest baby hair zebra gum…i love you very much.
Avast me panties! Ye best be puttin’ yer lungs back in, they be very handy fer when the bong goes around.
Glad you’re out of bed at least, you lungless wonder, you. I totally forgot that it was TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. I’ve been walking around talking like Yoda.
You turned out some much better names than I did.
I’m the Green Dirty Martini With Extra Olives.
I wonder what my superpower should be? Whatever it is, I’m sure it sounds x-rated.
I tried to come up with a witty Talk Like a Pirate Day post, but I had nothin.
I’m blaming it on my cold.
The GreenGin. GingerSnicker. WinterPeony. RaspberryPanty. CoffeePine. Mine all sound like venereal diseases. Truly.
The PinkCaipirinha, KaiBlackLicorice, Christmas Gardenia, PeachPanty, CoffeeBanyan…
The whole list just makes me hungry.
I drafted one – but didn’t post it.
It was as boring as my pirate name.
Bess sounds like a kind old cow.
I think a lot of people would watch a cartoon called Blueberry McPanty. Just think of the fruit-flavored character products! Colorful lunch boxes and T-shirts! Underwear!
I can’t believe I am the first to point out that “salt” is not a “season”. It isn’t even close to a season. It is a condiment. Hello?