Separated at birth?

I was exploring my friend Marques‘ sex toy website (NSFW) and as I clicked on the ad for 99 cent sex toys I thought, “Wow, that half-naked bald guy offering me a good deal on bondage tape looks so damn familiar.  Where do I know him from?”

And then it came to me:

.not-upside-down-show.jpg                                    upside-down-show.jpg

 Sex Toy Bargain Guy              Shane from The Upside Down Show

And for those of you saying to yourself, “Wait.  Isn’t this the 2nd time this week that you’ve confused real people with people in the sex industry?”   Why, yes.  Yes, it is. 

(And by the way, people in the sex industry are real people too.  I can’t believe even you phrased that question that way.   No, I don’t want to hear your excuses.  Really, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.)

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  1. Funny, I often get mistaken for someone in the sex industry……

  2. I will never be able to look at Shane the same way again. Damn you, Jenny!

  3. Ron Jeremy = Bigfoot

    Jenny, I think you are on to something here.

  4. you crack me up thanks for the giggles

  5. Shane should be fricken honored man. Look at that guy. Although in that picture Shane looks more like that guy offering me erectile dysfunction pills.

  6. Wow a little spray on tan for Shane and they could be identical TWINS!

    Hey do you know NotSoSage? If not I’ll linky. Anyway she did that Celebrity Lookalike thing where you put in your photo. Her lookalikes didn’t work for me. It’s been bugging me who she looks like and I thought, “I’ll ask Jenny.”

    As for me? I lookie likey CAT DEELEY woot woot!

  7. I love NotSoSage and actually spent a rather raunchy night with her at Blogher if I remember correctly. But I don’t remember the celebrity look alike thing. Link me, s’il vous plait.

  8. I’d like to do the celebrity look alike thing too 🙂

  9. Bondage=Upside Down Show

    Yeah, sometimes that is true. LOL.

  10. Jenny, I think she took the post down! Well…did any celebrities occur to you in Chicago?

  11. Now if you had compared me to Shane – THEN I would have been pissed.

  12. I’ve never heard of the upside down show. Should I be beaten?

  13. Marmite,

    No beatings. Just drink a LOT and then catch the show on TV. It is much more fun when you are blasted out of your skull.

    Uh… other than that, my kids like it.

  14. I’ve never seen the Upside down whatever, but that’s Shane Dundas from the Umbilical Brothers, they’ve been around for years, and they are definitely not normally children’s entertainers. If you get a chance you should look at some of their real work.

  15. There aren’t any non-shakey handycam videos of the Upside Down Show (created by the Umbilical Brothers) but if you can stand a few minutes of sea-sickness you can check them out here…

    Houston, come to my house. Bring booze.

  16. We have a girl version of that picture. Does she look like anyone you know?

  17. Um, Cat Deeley?

  18. You so funny.

    big hugs

  19. LOL! Too funnY!

  20. Interesting, I didn’t know they did that, I was thinking more along the lines of this…

  21. This is so funny. And by the way, by the time you read this, Bossy will have added you to her Blogroll Hold The Mayo.

  22. Jenny said: “I was exploring my friend Marques‘ sex toy website…”

    Kinky. Shopping for anything in particular?

  23. Christmas. I like to get an early start.

  24. I will never be able to visit a sex toy shop again without thinking of children’s television. What?

  25. Beat me too. I don’t know what the upside down show is. My child is so deprived with a moron like me for a mom.

  26. TOTALLY! Although, I am more fond of the other guy on that show. Now, if he were selling sex toys . . .

  27. You all know if you want information about the guy we use on our website I can get it to you if you want to tell him how he should probably be on PBS right now! 🙂 haha

  28. i heart marques! since you’re shopping for christmas, i’ll take a rabbit please!

    oh, and in a completely different definition, this is as naked as my blogging gets…

  29. So impressed at your sex industry worker recall.

  30. Biddy, would you really like a rabbit vibrator? I actually recommend one of two: either the one that you can record your voice into or the one you can give commands to. Those are my personal favorites (by design not by use, haha).

  31. One you can record your voice into. Excuse me?

    What possible use could that have? What on earth would you say to your vagina that it didn’t already know?

  32. Actually, it’s supposed to be your partner’s voice. In case they’re not available, but you still want to hear them while you’re pleasuring yourself. My boss and I have joked about the kinds of things you could say into it like “When you’re done, can you do the dishes!?!” 🙂

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