Separated at birth?

I was exploring my friend Marques‘ sex toy website (NSFW) and as I clicked on the ad for 99 cent sex toys I thought, “Wow, that half-naked bald guy offering me a good deal on bondage tape looks so damn familiar.  Where do I know him from?”

And then it came to me:

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 Sex Toy Bargain Guy              Shane from The Upside Down Show

And for those of you saying to yourself, “Wait.  Isn’t this the 2nd time this week that you’ve confused real people with people in the sex industry?”   Why, yes.  Yes, it is. 

(And by the way, people in the sex industry are real people too.  I can’t believe even you phrased that question that way.   No, I don’t want to hear your excuses.  Really, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.)

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  1. Wow a little spray on tan for Shane and they could be identical TWINS!

    Hey do you know NotSoSage? If not I’ll linky. Anyway she did that Celebrity Lookalike thing where you put in your photo. Her lookalikes didn’t work for me. It’s been bugging me who she looks like and I thought, “I’ll ask Jenny.”

    As for me? I lookie likey CAT DEELEY woot woot!

  2. I love NotSoSage and actually spent a rather raunchy night with her at Blogher if I remember correctly. But I don’t remember the celebrity look alike thing. Link me, s’il vous plait.

  3. Marmite,

    No beatings. Just drink a LOT and then catch the show on TV. It is much more fun when you are blasted out of your skull.

    Uh… other than that, my kids like it.

  4. I’ve never seen the Upside down whatever, but that’s Shane Dundas from the Umbilical Brothers, they’ve been around for years, and they are definitely not normally children’s entertainers. If you get a chance you should look at some of their real work.

  5. There aren’t any non-shakey handycam videos of the Upside Down Show (created by the Umbilical Brothers) but if you can stand a few minutes of sea-sickness you can check them out here…

    Houston, come to my house. Bring booze.

  6. You all know if you want information about the guy we use on our website I can get it to you if you want to tell him how he should probably be on PBS right now! 🙂 haha

  7. Biddy, would you really like a rabbit vibrator? I actually recommend one of two: either the one that you can record your voice into or the one you can give commands to. Those are my personal favorites (by design not by use, haha).

  8. Actually, it’s supposed to be your partner’s voice. In case they’re not available, but you still want to hear them while you’re pleasuring yourself. My boss and I have joked about the kinds of things you could say into it like “When you’re done, can you do the dishes!?!” 🙂

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