I was exploring my friend Marques‘ sex toy website (NSFW) and as I clicked on the ad for 99 cent sex toys I thought, “Wow, that half-naked bald guy offering me a good deal on bondage tape looks so damn familiar. Where do I know him from?”
And then it came to me:
Sex Toy Bargain Guy Shane from The Upside Down Show
And for those of you saying to yourself, “Wait. Isn’t this the 2nd time this week that you’ve confused real people with people in the sex industry?” Why, yes. Yes, it is.
(And by the way, people in the sex industry are real people too. I can’t believe even you phrased that question that way. No, I don’t want to hear your excuses. Really, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.)