So after an astounding 120+ entries in the Automat sweepstakes we have two winners! Why do we have two winners when there’s only one prize? Because I told my 3-year-old to pick just one number from 1-120-something and she doesn’t follow directions well. Anyway, the always entertaining Ms. Sassy Pants wins the Hubba Bubba ring! Yay! (Also, Ms. Pants, check the package carefully because I think you’re also getting some kinky sex toy too ’cause that’s the kind of sh*t that happens when you shop at the Automat.) Secondly, Laura from Laura’s Zoo, you win a special handmade gift too, both because Hailey picked your number as well, and also because you are my own personal hero. (Laura lost her husband, Jeff, in a car accident two months ago, leaving her with 5 young children to raise alone. She makes me laugh and she makes me cry. Put her on your blogroll, peeps.)
Hey, did you know that if you get bored enough you can use postage stamps to make yourself fake nails?
Because you totally can:
One would have thought that my husband would have been all kinds of excited about my new marvelous manicure but he was just pissed off that I’d depleted his dorky superhero stamp collection to make my fake nails. My talents are totally wasted on this guy. At this point I don’t even want to show him the awesome découpage job I did on the guest bathroom toilet tank with his Wolverine collection. Jerk.
And on a surpringly related note, I can’t stop watching the trailer for “Italian Spiderman”: Un super festi puncho puncho ram ram. Un fantastico voyage de spidermafication!!! Italian Spiderman totally kicks regular Spiderman’s ass.