Taking a short intermission from stories of almost getting murdered in Japan to demand that you go right now to Google and type in “Why”. Then look at the auto-suggestions.
Why are you still here? Okay, fine. I’ll do it for you.
Bonus: What comes up when you type in “Why won’t”:
And that’s why the internet was invented, y’all.
(Hat-tip to Relo who saw this phenomenon and instantly thought of me. Thanks?)
Comment of the day: “Why won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea?”
They can’t hold a spoon.
Stupid fuck. Like you needed to Google that. ~ moooooog35