It’s Christmas morning and I’m on the road again, but before the battery dies on my laptop I wanted to wish you all a wonderful Holiday and tell you how much you mean to me. My life would suck without you.
And in celebration of your awesomeness (and of the horror and beauty of the holidays) I’m sharing one version of the special-edition James Garfield cards with you all. And yeah, there were several versions because James Garfield is too bad-ass to be confined to just one card.
I love you guys. Tomorrow it’s back to non-mushy, highly offensive stuff. Probably about the Pope. You’ve been warned.
May your ChrisKwanzaKaRfield be filled with laughter and whatever fetish makes you happiest. Unless it’s a really gross one.
Okay, fine. The gross ones too. It is Christmas, after all.
Comment of the day: I love that I totally understood the Mullet Tov. We Jews, we’re an intuitive bunch. ~JewishCanuck