Sorry I’ve been MIA, but I was stranded in Hawaii when my vagina tried to kill me. It’s a long story and I’m on way too many painkillers to make any sense, so instead I’m posting a (completely undoctored, swear to God) photo I took right before my left ovary punched me in the face (metaphorically).
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