UPDATED: Weasel algebra

If you don’t know who Juanita Weasel is yet then click here.  Then come back.  Ready?  Awesome.

My friend Ruth made this for me and it’s so fantastic I can’t not share it:

And that is the math of Juanita Weasel.  Also, several of you have asked if there’s a blank Juanita template you can use to create your own version of a screaming weasel.  Answer:  Of course there is.  Click here, sweet things.

UPDATED: If you’re not on twitter you are missing the amazing awesomeness of a juanita meme that just keeps on giving.  I can’t even keep up with all the bad-ass Juanita renditions so if you made on, leave a link in the comments here so the world can enjoy.  As a small token of my thanks for making me laugh my ass off, one of you will get a free Juanita poster.  Either the safe-for-work one, or the profanity-laden version.  Your choice.

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  1. I love you. That’s all

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  2. Isn’t it great to have awesome friends?

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  3. Juanita is my new favourite anything ever.

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  4. With all the taxidermied friends you have, I think you need to create a “Cast of Characters” page with photos, names and links to the back stories. You’re one marmot and an ex-parrot away from Doonesbury levels of confusion.

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  5. Weasel math might just e the best math ever. Definitely better than calculus.

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  6. Looooove it.

    Now we need Copernicus maths, for sure.

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  7. I love you and your weaselly goodness. Thank you for just being you.

  8. Those souffle’s are fucking tricky, even for a living weasel. Juanita should stick with baking muffins instead.

  9. Yes! Weasel math is my next college major.

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  10. You seriously are one of the funniest people I have ever not met. You had my office in stitches yesterday. Please never stop writing. And bringing fits of ridiculous laughter and smirks and smiles to my life.

  11. Oh Juanita, what is not to love.

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  12. It’s a good friend who knows you that well. Fabulous!

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  13. You are so good to us, The Bloggess.

  14. I think you need to make a whole arithmetic workbook with Juanita. I would buy it. Absolutely.

  15. We think the template and sexy dress Juanita is wearing are going to be a BIG problem with Newt.

    His trousers are on the move again…

    Maybe just tell him to “get stuffed”.

    And take him to your taxidermist?

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  16. You are so good to us, The Bloggess

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  17. Thank you! It’s been a rough day here and you made me laugh!

  18. Finally!
    Math I can grok.

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  19. I just can’t say often enough how much you crack my shit up.

  20. I never thought I could love a taxidermied weasel this much.

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  21. Every Juanita post leaves me in stitches. My fiancée just shakes his head and walks away.

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  22. Bow to the Bloggess, then Check out another funny blog…

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  23. OMG! I love you! RUINED!

  24. Hahahahahaha. This is awesome.

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  25. I got an e-mail from Zazzle that my apron will be shipping today! YIPEE! I can’t wait to cook with Juanita!

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  26. This is my pose of the day. I’m very bad at math though. I’m so glad you have Ruth!

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  27. It took me a dry erase board, a laser pointer and a team of dogs dressed as lab rats for me to get this joke.. Maybe I should stop bleaching my hair…. Or maybe I like dressing up dogs in rat costumes. ;o)

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  28. The equation is missing one thing, however.

    Your essential whimsicalness Or your penchant for whimsey. Or whiskey. Something like that.

  29. The best laugh I’ve had all day. Plus I can use this algebra to bother the math teacher I sleep with.

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  30. You’ve left out:
    “- Soufflé”

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  31. I fricken love your weasel. I think that pic needs to be my screensaver.

  32. I must admit that we played with the jpeg in the original post, and Juanita’s been hanging – with her original “scream” – in my laundry room for 2 days. I can’t wait till my mother comes next week and has to pass her to go to the bathroom. You and Juanita rock!

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  33. Hi. Larious.

  34. I have a feeling a screencap of this whole fucking post will find it’s way to Pinterest soon. File that under “Really Cool Shit.”

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  35. Juanita might feel better if she had a suitor. Or would Juanita have a beau?

  36. Ha! I love Juanita!

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  37. That is so beautiful

  38. Blank Juanita weasel templates for all!

    BTW, Bloggess, I so appreciated your I Love You and marriage proposal on Valentine’s Day. You’re the first girl who ever proposed to me. I’m honored.

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  39. I’m thinking gospel music. Praise Jesus! Or any other jump-up-and-down music.

  40. Everything about Juanita (and you) makes me happy. You have seriously cracked my shit up every day this week. Also, I sent Juanita’s picture as a valentine yesterday, it was perfect! Thanks!

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  41. God Juanita really is a woman of all occasions!!

    That expression pretty much covers everything but depressed.

    Also, it reminds me of Allie Brosh 🙂

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  42. I love Juanita the Weasel. She reminds me of my grandma in that apron. My grandma is also named Juanita, which make me think I may need to do some Photoshop magic of my own.

  43. Oh, I love people who are “bad” influences on me!

  44. I made this for you because you said I could and also I want to be you:


  45. AHAHAHAAAA!! You and your new assistant are geniuses!

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  46. Considering how much I hate math, I’m surprised how much I LOVE this!! And Juanita totally reminds me of my fifth grade math teacher. Freaky!

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  47. Juanita’s spirit has appeared re-entered the world via my massive angst week. I’ve been making this face ALL DAY.

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  48. I don’t think anyone could ever top the souffle’, but thank you! I’m going to print these up and leave them randomly around the house.

  49. I really don’t think I could love Juanita more

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  50. Holy sweet mahatma, she cooks AND she teaches me Math!!
    Love yah Juanita!!

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  51. I don’t think I will ever not laugh at that picture. Also, I’m not entirely sure that sentence makes sense. Juanita’s ruined souffle is funny, is what I’m saying.

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  52. So how many dead animals do you have in your house now? I have to say my favorite is still the wolf skin. I would kill to have one of those. Of course, I guess a wolf HAS to die in order for anyone to have one, but still.

    I would do it myself, but I don’t think the skin would look as good afterward. I can’t even cut a straight line with scissors.

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  53. I’ve been shoving the Juanita posts in my friends’ faces for two days. “READ THESE READ READ READ AND REJOICE!!!” I even made the cats read them. Also I’m making the cats some pinafores, because CLEARLY I’ve been lax in that department. You are made of magic and taxidermied rodents, Jenny.

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  54. Last night I tried to explain to my husband why Wil Wheaton was awesome for collating paper and how Juanita screaming “Khaaaaaan!” was an appropriate way to say “Thank you.” His response was: “That woman sounds dangerous; I think I’d be afraid for you if you ever met her.” Either he doesn’t get it, or he understands it so much better than anybody else.

  55. The weasel makes a good pleading expression.

    I find that works with the New Husband sometimes.

    That is all.


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  56. PLEASE tell me you’re going on the Daily Show when your book comes out. This would make my life complete.

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  57. The only math I can finally use.

  58. If only in-laws were so easy to stuff.

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  59. My thoughts exactly! Brilliant!

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  60. That is just brilliant. And I’m not sure if I should be excited or frightened that it is the only math I understand.

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  61. You just get more awesome with every post. Thanks for the face-splitting grin that this post pushed my face into.

  62. Thank you. Oh dear god, thank you.
    My week has been one Juanita moment after another.
    Now, she is my nook wallpaper… patiently waiting for your book release.

    and if I drink enough wine, maybe she will convince me to bake a motherfucking souffle.

  63. You make my face happy!

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  64. Jenny, any word from PETA on this? I can only imagine what those crazies would have to say

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  65. I’m a math dumb ass and even I can get this one! So excited for weasel algebra!!!

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    (Just so you know, I am looking back at her making the same face…………….ours is a love that is forbidding and surprisingly stiff, but real all the same……….)

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  67. Thank you!! I’m having a rough week (need to call the doctor and re-evaluate my meds, kind of week), and between weasel math and the laugh Wil Wheaton’s Juanita photo request got from my geeky husband I’m sporting a semi-smile!

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  68. I think I need tutoring. Or maybe the first part of your equation is an otter. One or the other. Whatever.

  69. Cant. Stop. Giggling. Also, if this had been a word problem on my GRE, I might have had a better score!

  70. I would love to see Juanita in a little Romanian leotard…à la Nadia Comaneci circa 1976. She looks like she just nailed the perfect dismount. After discovering the ruined soufflé.

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  71. Oh the possibilities!

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  72. Oh, is this what all the guys are talking about when they go on about Wicked Weasels?

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  73. Until now, I never “got” New Math.

    I thought it was awful teachers in grade school, turns out they weren’t up on their Weasel Math.

  74. this is awesome. also – somewhat – a lot of people + the internet + too much time

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  75. If I had Juanita math when I was in high school, my career path would have been so wonderfully different.

    Also, will there be a “Cooking with Juanita” book to go along with the apron? The armadillo cake would be a great start. Or real armadillo. Either/or. I’m open to experimenting with my food.

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  76. How Victor could have ever doubted that you and Juanita Weasel were destined to be together is beyond me! Juanita Weasel + you = never-ending hilarity!

  77. You get a A in organic chemistry too!

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  78. It is a good thing that I have been helping my son with his 5th grade math because that is like priming the pump for understanding this. Juanita’s best role has been her bit as Shatner. Loved that.

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  79. I love this kind of math. Thanks for the meme Juanita. If I weren’t as technology challenged as I am math challenged, I would be able to figure out how to use it….

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  80. Yay! Memes! Lord knows I need more of those. Definitely of the awesome dead animal variety. The apron wins the internets.

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  81. I thought your title said “Weed Algebra”.


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  82. This new caption popped into my head….
    HOLY SHITSNACKS, get off my tail!

  83. This would have been the best clue in the Concentration game show, anytime, ever.

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  84. Okay. I already had a secret love affair with you. Well, not really so secret. I’m forever telling people about you and your hilarity and sending them links to your blog. My husband thinks that you and I (and consequently he and Victor) were separated at birth. Me sending you to people is actually a very good barometer. If they laugh, they are awesome. If they don’t, they are clueless doinks who wouldn’t know what funny was even if it smacked them in the balls. Wow…I digress. The point of this post was to tell you that now I’m in love with Ruth too.

  85. Did you make the apron/clothes, or did you buy them at Weasel Sonoma?

  86. I came to say that while I have no need to create my own screaming weasel (or maybe I just lack creativity. Whatever), I appreciate your commenters and their abilities…but then I saw the comment about Copernicus math. Now I’m scared to contemplate what that might involve.

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  87. 88
    Minnesota Red

    My friend and I drive to a place in Minnesota called Eveleth where they have a huge celebration on July 4th with a clown band that marches around squirting beer on everybody. Now I wish there could be a weasel band squirting hard liquor on everybody. I might have to make my own parade and rain on it.

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  88. hahaah I’m a big fan of equations. This is awesome.

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  89. Hubby’s submission for a Will Wheaton type answer .. MY TRICORDER BATTERIES HAVE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIED!

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  90. 91

    As soon as I saw Juanita, I knew what she was saying. http://twitpic.com/8ki8lp

  91. I so need to add to my collection of Jenny purchased goodness & get a Juanita apron.. because, this motherfucking soufflé is ruined!

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  92. I request a tableau with Juanita, the mongoose, and the cobra. And Ferris Mewler touching one or all of them inappropriately.

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  93. Sweet Mother of All that is Weasel… that is awesomeness…


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  94. Please make this a card on zazzle. I will buy it. Fanfuckingtastic. Thank you. Just thank you so much.

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  95. Oh. Em. Gee. I have been having such a suckacious time lately, but tonight all your wonderful minions have made me furiously happy. (Is there a “Bloggess Nation” TM yet? Because there should be.) I am laughing so hard at all the fabulous Juanita pics you’ve been tweeting. I still have a migraine, but I don’t mind it nearly as much! Please, please keep them coming. So far I think Platoon wins, but they’re all really good. (And so much better than anything I could come up with.)
    p.s. i agree that juanita totally needs to have a weasel-sized red dress. for realz.

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  96. Go a step further and turn it into a t-shirt. Top seller!

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  97. Me(yelling, 2nd grade math homework balled in flailing fist)
    “This is ridiculous. I don’t get how you don’t get this! That’s it. I am sending your teacher a note in the morning. Clearly, what you need is a taxidermied weasel. Blue Ribbon my ASS!”

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  98. At first I was mad because I have a paper that I’m supposed to write about learning and diversity, but this picture is distracting. But then I realized this picture has all kinds of learning: math, science, maybe even some home-ec. So thank you for not only distracting me, but providing justification for my distraction.

  99. It was my understanding that there would be no math. But math like this, count me in! I am pretty sure in my house that Juanita is yelling, “Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut uuuuuuuuuuuuup!” to all the racket her sweet little weasels are making upstairs.

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  100. Wow, 3 posts in 3 days–all about a stuffed weasel! Gotta love it!

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  101. STELLA!!!!

  102. Dear Jenny. No one would be more happy (and buy willing) than me if you could to a Juanita – ornament that could be worn as a necklace. I LOVE JUANITA. And I love you. Would wear it all the time. Hugs from sweden!

  103. OMG This has literally made my morning! Juanita is fabulous darling! Lol! Thank you for making me smile x

  104. I freaking love it, and I freaking love YOU! Thank you for existing 🙂

  105. Any chance of getting Juanita on to a small grassy knoll? I really want to check out her potential as the lead in a taxidermied version of ‘The Sound of Music’.

  106. I haven’t stopped laughing yet. I think I want a juanita more than I want a beyonce

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  107. Ruth is a good friend!

  108. I love how many entries can be generated by a single Weasel. Awesome.

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  109. That is exactly the kind of math I would have understood in school! Practical, graphical, enjoyable. I bet if Mr. N– had used weasel math I would have passed the first time through!

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  110. I thought about making a meme of Juanita as newly minted Darth Vader from the end of episode III, and then remembered that I am a failure at photoshop… but I just wanted to let you know I thought about it, and it’s the thought that counts. Or at least that’s what other lazy people with no artistic talent have told me…

  111. Love modern times we have replaced paper doll dressing with computerised weasel dressing.

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  112. Your posts and tweets recently have helped me in a time where depression has really had the upper hand. Thank you for being you; hilarious, strong and beautiful. You remind me that it isn’t always darkness and it does get better. <3

  113. Can someone PLEASE stitch all these version of Juanita together so I can have the perfect desktop background!! One Juanita is good but all of them…how would I get any work done as I gaze on her beauty.

  114. I cannot properly express how much Juanita inspires me.

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  115. Good morning,

    Here is Juanita Adele:


    I think she would also make a lovely Evita or Maria Von Trapp.

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  116. @maureen Never eat armadillo. It’s a great way to get Hansen’s Disease aka leprosy. #thingsyoulearngrowingupinTexas

  117. Now showing on the great white way….


  118. Looks like Juanita and Charlie Sheen crossed paths in the 80’s. http://t.co/CQXh1VDs

  119. http://flic.kr/p/buvqC8

    Juanita Weasel helps her good buddy William Shatner express his rage.

    The End.

    P.S. Are we allowed to submit more than one photo for the blood bath, I mean competition?

  120. I love you people. Submit as many as you want.

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  121. I’m primarily a weight loss blogger and that darling weasel captures my frustration perfectly. Here’s the Flickr link for what I did with her….planning a post around Juanita later today.


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  122. Juanita pretty much sums up how I feel about the goddamned stinkbugs: http://twitpic.com/8ko8u7

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  123. I’d made my own Juanita images for you before you posted the template. 🙂

    Juanita Wolf Blitzer: http://twitpic.com/8kil7n
    Bloggess Juanita: http://twitpic.com/8kcf2m

  124. I think you need to start requesting new friends from the same few taxidermists, that way you get convince them to give you a “frequent buyer’s card”.

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  125. For your consideration…. Juanita’s true calling


  126. You and your minions give me reason to live! LOve This.

  127. Juanita made me join twitter. Now I just have to figure out how it works. I may be a little twitter illiterate. (Say that 3 times fast!) 🙂

  128. Juanita goes to college!


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  129. I am not sure how to add this, but I made it for you!

  130. Damn, plaidfox beat me to it.

  131. For as long as I can remember people have hated me. They looked at my face and my body and they ran away in horror. In my loneliness I decided that if I could not inspire love, which is my deepest hope, I would instead cause fear. I live because this poor half-crazed genius, has given me life. She alone held an image of me as something beautiful and then, when it would have been easy enough to stay out of danger, she used her own body as a guinea pig to give me a calmer brain and a somewhat more sophisticated way of expressing myself.

  132. Alive! It’s alive! It’s alive!

  133. Mardi Gras Juanita http://yfrog.com/h62pbtluj

  134. Not my best work, but Juanita spoke to me and this is what she said:

    You could even maybe add in her demands for more rum.

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  135. You know, I think she looks better than John Cusack.


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  136. Are we allowed to vote on a winner? Because I think the Oklahoma one should win!!

  137. 142
    Geeky Girl Engineer

    With apologies to Juanita Weasel, as a female living in Virginia, I had to do it (there is a link to an article in tweet if you don’t know what I am referring to). https://twitter.com/gkygirlengineer/status/169997630720581632

  138. Planet of the Apes Juanita

  139. Although she’s a bit of a stiff dancer, she sure can sing!

  140. Somebody had to all high art and cliche, might as well be me.


  141. Here you go. Let me try again, before I break the damn internet.

  142. Every taxidermied weasel deserves a second chance at life http://t.co/sGhLAXGU

  143. Thought I’d contribute this… this here thing. Make of it what you will.


  144. #143. Love it.

    Jenny, I love how you’ve made taxidermy into an art form again. Taxidermist around the world are rejoicing in their sudden influx of business.

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  145. I couldn’t help myself (and the quote is straight from IMDb):


  146. Dammit! Sara did it first! Back to the drawing board…

  147. You mentioned before about a different name for Juanita. While I like Juanita, another fun option (or perhaps a nickname) is Eloise…which could end up being Elo-weasel. Just a thought. :o)

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  148. Showed my hubs Janita yesterday and told him “If you really loved me you would have bought me something as cool as this for valentines day!” His response was walking away and mumbling something like the cats would eat it….Im holding out hope since it wasnt a flatout no!

  149. Whovians will love it!


  150. Juanita wants to be in my kitchen. I’m certain of it.

  151. These updated memes are even better than the original. hahaha wow

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  152. Juanita on the waterfront


  153. Life is good with Juanita in the world!!!

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  154. Juanita as Ruby the demon ranting on “Supernatural” –


  155. in honour of the twine….


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  156. Juanita has been editing all day.

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  157. … because we all need a more Little House on the Prairie in our lives. #memegoestheweasel http://bit.ly/ArJxHD

  158. I love Jenny AND her friends! And I especially love #168…the Shawshank Juanita!!

  159. Geeky Girl Engineer: Awesome!! Put that weasel down the pants of all those VA men that want to “state rape” you.

  160. I am tech-challenged, so I don’t know how to make my own Juanita pic, but I keep seeing her as Scarlett O’Hara in Gone With the Wind. Very, “As God is my witness, I will never go hungry again!”

  161. I was too stupid to figure out how to copy the template, but I did manage to copy another Juanita picture and modify it. Thanks, Jenny. This was fun!

    My Juanita: http://laughingattherain.blogspot.com/2012/02/juanita-weasel.html

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  162. You’re moving me to Decatur, Illinois??!!?? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  163. This…is the best meme EVER. How will you ever choose a favorite??

  164. http://ow.ly/i/sKDB it’s just a jump to the left…

  165. Little did anyone know that Juanita was North Korean. https://twitter.com/#!/DonNemo/status/170161183888900097/photo/1

  166. I’m having the hardest time looking away from that…

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  167. Joan Crawford, eat your heart out. Juanita is here: https://twitter.com/#!/CandiGershon/status/170161871511486464/photo/1

  168. I get more of a ‘don’t cry for me Argentina’ feel from her.

  169. Juanita learns a horrible truth:


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  170. Juanita to the rescue. http://pic.twitter.com/WbJlH6Ft

  171. I couldn’t figure out how to do this with chickens.


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  172. Juanita ain’t got time to bleed

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  173. This is a “stay out of the f%#!ing treat cabinets you cats!” weasel if there ever was one. Caution cats, Juanita on guard.

  174. If you had her last month you could have had this ready for Valentine’s Day. Could have sold 1,000,000 of them…or at least 12.


  175. Is this yours? Your mother said she found it in your closet.

    Who taught you how to do this stuff??

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  176. Alfred Hitchcock’s muse. http://twitpic.com/8kp6ih/full

  177. Juanita now has her very own Pinterest board.

  178. Bloggess – She refuses to dip into her weekly bank. http://flic.kr/p/buxuER

  179. Dun dun…dun dun…dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnaaaah!!!


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  180. If Edvard Munch owned a ferret:


    moooooog35 recently posted Bitter Baking Blackmail, Part Deux.

  181. A long lost Edvard Munch painting has been found! It’s called “Scream 2”


  182. Juanita is not cool with missing trans fats! http://www.flickr.com/photos/76767595@N02/?saved=1

  183. I’ll eat you my pretty, and your little white mouse in the girlie cape too!

  184. Ahhh, Juanita.

    This has actually made me want to make a souffle. Go figure.

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  185. Posted this last night and should have realized that it was going to be part of a flood of Jaws poster parodies!

  186. Juanita starring in the remake of a 1975 blockbuster movie: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mgrabois/6885157159/

  187. When I knew the traumas of my childhood would come flashing back…

  188. In celebration of weasels and the re-release of Titanic…

  189. Condominiums? I never use ’em. https://p.twimg.com/AlyQF3YCAAA6ukO.jpg

  190. 224

    Juanita is on Weight Watchers – and refuses to dip into her weekly points. http://flic.kr/p/buxuER

  191. I haven’t looked through all the comments yet so I’m not sure if this has been done already, but here’s my contribution… Soylent Weasle:


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  192. Who’s hungry for lunch? I know a place…


  193. Faye Dunnaway has nothing on Juanita Dearest http://twitpic.com/8kjl48

  194. Scarlett Juanita! (Thought it went well with the dress.) http://pic.twitter.com/Wxc8SYMJ

  195. If Juanita were on The Big Bang Theory. I couldn’t resist… 🙂

  196. I made 2 Juanita pictures, posted both to your Facebook. But the second one is definitely my fav:

    Jill recently posted Meet Juanita (and The Bloggess).

  197. Since @Wilw is where I found you, I had to do it… http://memegenerator.net/instance/14701982

  198. Woman…I love your mind!

    Jenn recently posted Super Hero Play Date.

  199. Ha @Fiona, just made this one for Wil….another version of Juanita channeling her inner Sheldon…

  200. 236
    Jennifer Edwards

    “In a world where no animal is safe from taxidermy, Juanita the Weasel will seek justice for all marmot-kind. Oh the humanity!!!” Saying this with a deep, ominous voice will make more sense.

  201. The Russians should be terrified #wolverines

  202. I have never before in my life wanted to own a taxidermied animal!
    Sure it may traumatize the children, but I call that a BONUS!

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  203. If it’s already been done I apologize I didn’t go through all the awesome yet.

    But here ya go 😀


  204. My first though when I saw Juanita: http://memegenerator.net/instance/14701982

  205. OOps, this was mine lol. Bad fingers!! http://memegenerator.net/instance/14702695

  206. I should be working. Instead, I give you Juanita Who


    Damn proud of this one.

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  207. 245

    This seems to obvious to me, maybe others already posted it, but . . https://twitter.com/#!/HeatherThayer/status/170178729509789696/photo/1

  208. Last one, now I really need to get off this site 🙂 http://memegenerator.net/instance/14702785

  209. If not Oklahoma, there’s always Reg Dwight: http://www.flickr.com/photos/76774892@N04/6886818585/

  210. Juanita plays Betty White.

  211. I just realised that there are gizzilions of completely crazy and funny people in the world. Love the Juanita dress ups. If has not been done somebody really,really has to replace her with Tina Turner in Mad Max.

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    Big Damn Jade

    Charlton Heston-style. http://yfrog.com/0kmxtfj

  213. Loving all these Juanita pics so much, but I think my current fave is 218, the Tardis one. 😀

  214. I LOVE your readers/friends. They are so AWESOME. I would never have such an imagination.

  215. Traveling red dress, or apron on weasel,
    Blue police call box, chicken that poops diesel,
    Wil Wheaton collating, Simon Pegg string…
    Which of these will be my new favorite thing?

    Juanita Weasel Andrews starring in…
    “The Sound of Mustelidae”

  216. Thunderweasels anyone??


  217. I’m gonna hate myself for this in the morning, but it’s fun right now:

    “I’m flying, Jack!”

  218. How do you solve a problem like Juanita? http://trunc.it/je0rb

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  219. Because when is LESS cowbell ever the right call? http://yfrog.com/3uhsnnj

  220. I would like to say that as someone who has recently started suffering from anxiety attacks, you have made my day on many occasions. I think what you are doing is absolutely fabulous and I look forward to your updates constantly, I hope you realize how much your fans appreciate you!

  221. Juanita the Elf: http://t.co/7cDHStC9

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    Juanita’s on Teen Mom!!! – http://qkme.me/365t5u

  223. Because who doesn’t love Zombieland?


  224. Basically in awe for so many reasons. I <3 you!

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  225. I just adore you!

    So Juanita would do AWESOME in our Canadian Subway commercials…. https://twitter.com/#!/Carmensadie/status/170186048020815872/photo/1/large

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  226. When memes collide to clean up the town: http://pic.twitter.com/4dMlBIkg

  227. Doh…I forgot to give her a name. May I present…

    Juanita Feral


  228. Dunno if my comment got eaten, but here’s mine. Just hold the damn twine, Fillion.


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  229. I saw this link a while back and thought of you: http://www.inhabitots.com/doing-it-for-the-kids-design-exhibition-placenta-teddy-bear/ Coincidentally, I’m due in July in case you need a placenta.

  230. I know I cant compete with all this awesomeness, but I *have* to try! LOL Thanks for all the LOL’s!


  231. This was the best I could do with MS Paint.
    Juanita O’Hara – http://www.flickr.com/photos/tvhuff/6886979701/in/photostream

  232. Juanita visits Africa.


  233. Saw this and it made me think of you. Coincidentally, I’m due in July in case you need a placenta. http://www.inhabitots.com/doing-it-for-the-kids-design-exhibition-placenta-teddy-bear/

  234. If it hadn’t been done already, it needed to be. Obviously.

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    She just watched the last Twilight Movie.. and she isn’t happy. http://qkme.me/365tiw

  236. From the Doctor to the Wizard. Juanita has range bitches!


  237. 283

    I know this idea was already posted on here this morning but I’m going to post mine anyway. Had so much fun doing this last night. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”


  238. Juanita says it best….

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  239. I could do this all damn day. Thanks for that, Jenny. When I get fired for creating too many #JuanitaWeasel memes, I’m sending you a bill.

    But here’s another one anyway:

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  240. And yet another.
    The heated debate over who wins at Rock, Paper, Scissors.

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  241. I’m pretty sure this is that my boss had in mind when they installed Photoshop on my computer.

    Big Lebowski Juanita: http://t.co/igRxWiOD

    Karen W recently posted Lake house laziness.

  242. And now I’ll never get any work done today.


  243. I hope this hasn’t already been done. And better. ’cause mine is meh.

    Juanita Wiseau: http://razorgrin.com/juanita.jpg

  244. I haven’t mastered the art of photoshop yet, so I didn’t do it myself… but I’m wondering if there’s a Juanita “Soylent Green is Weasels” yet??? because if there isn’t, there should be.

  245. I’ve not had the chance to read the comments, but I’m hoping the Juanitas I put in my blog post haven’t been done already: “Without You”; “Ken Lee”; and “WHEATOOOON!” – http://quill.efx3.com/2012/02/16/juanita-weasel-a-meme-in-the-making/

    Astragali recently posted Juanita Weasel – a meme in the making?.

  246. Juanita is the most popular aproned weasel on the internet. She should be warned that imposters are sure to follow. But she shouldn’t mind too much – she’s the original and sooooo much cooler.

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  247. I couldn’t help myself. The Geek in me had to make another:


    Lynnea Taylor recently posted I had to make another....

  248. I don’t have a website, but I have a Juanita rendition. Juanita as the next Teen Mom: “NOOOOO!!!!! Thongs really DO lead to babies!!!!!”


  249. Whoops….perhaps I didn’t submit (I don’t remember because I’ve been drinking).
    I can’t stop having fun with Juanita!!


    Thanks Jenny!

  250. Two things.
    1) I’m not computer crafty and just want Juanita saying that the motherfucking souffle is ruined without the math. Can anyone help me? 🙁
    2) Your recent usage of “sweet things” when addressing us readers makes me feel warm and fuzzy. Like I’m going to explode into rainbows and unicorns. I love it.

  251. I have two to offer, because Juanita the Weasel is fucking genius and I just wanted to add to the awesome in any way I can.

    First is silly internet meme (because I hit 9000 tweets recently): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v464/ShaggyDiz/Juanita%20the%20Weasel/juanitaover9000.jpg

    And second is something of an inside joke with my family, but Juanita makes it all the more awesome: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v464/ShaggyDiz/Juanita%20the%20Weasel/juanitaburnwater.jpg

  252. I don’t usually comment but could not resist the weasel.

  253. No more wire hangers!

  254. I made tons of Juanita Pretties last night, wreaking havoc with going to sleep at a decent hour.

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  255. Last one: This is for the Traveling Red Dress Crowd:


  256. A trip back to the ’90s.


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  257. Casually Pepper Spray Everything Cop welcomes Juanita to meme-hood the only way he knows how: https://twitter.com/#!/rdham/status/170201787838640129/photo/1

  258. What’m I gonna do with all this MOTHERFUCKING Paella????!!!!!!!!!! ~Juanita Archibald Weasel

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  259. Wow… I’m sure mine have already been covered but:

    1: The Classic – http://twitpic.com/8kqwlx
    2: The Sci-Fi – http://twitpic.com/8kqx1l
    3: The Bad Acting – http://twitpic.com/8kqxcu

  260. Damn, posted under the wrong post— just for the point of being thorough—
    I give you Juanita, the Doctor http://www.flickr.com/photos/37684022@N02/6887259143/in/photostream

  261. Are you currently accepting applications for BFF? I have references.

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  263. “they’re heeeere…”

    (I’ll stop doin’ it when it stops being fun.)
    (Nope. Still fun.) 😀

  264. Oh, goodness…You crack me up every single time I read one of your blog posts. Thank you for putting something so wonderfully dysfunctional out in the world to help make everyone’s days better!

  265. 326
    Stephenie Parras

    love it!

  266. I hate math. Juanita makes me hate it just a wee bit less.

    She looks a little stressed out though from the whole experience, and a little frumpy in that apron. Maybe she needs her own special red dress.

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  267. It’s at this point I’m officially afraid of being fired for doing this at work.


    So worth it, though.

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  268. Hold up. Someone just said I could get an apron with Juanita screaming about the souffle!? I didn’t see it in your store…I MUST HAVE THIS!

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  269. Juanita has a wine cork collection bigger than mine- http://pic.twitter.com/hpgG7Cqx

  270. 332
    Precious Jewlz

    For the Firefly Fans Out there http://memegenerator.net/instance/14710152

  271. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to present… Juanita Crawford


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  272. Last one. It probably doesn’t count because I used a different photo.

    “Nobody puts Juanita in the corner.” http://trunc.it/jcw9z

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  273. now I have to sign up for Pinterest so I can pin this.

  274. 338
    Waffle Queen

    I’m sure it’s been done but Juanita & Doctor Who


  275. Gah! I spelled Juanita’s name wrong in the last one. Updated!


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  276. Juanita and the Robocats. Hellz yeah.

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  277. Is it too soon for a Juanita/Whitney Houston reference?

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  278. I could do this all day! Juanita is AWESOME!


  279. Weasel math? Maybe the only kind that makes sense. Also, my souffle really did get ruined, but I don’t look that cute in an apron.

    Dana the Biped recently posted Hops in the Right Direction: Dealing with Others' Reactions.

  280. While ordering my Juanita water bottle I noticed there was also an apron for kids that also says “This mother-fucking souffle is ruined”. I was tempted. but thought the grandparents might get upset.

  281. 347
    Peff Peffington

    This weasel is the greatest thing that has ever happened to the internet. Sincerely.

  282. Last one.. *cough* for a lil while at least LOL



  283. Juanita Weasle don’t give a shit

  284. Juanita takes her first visit to Cirque du Soleil a little too far. Bless her heart. She just wants to help.

    NanaBread (Jeanne) recently posted I put the Ice Cream in Cake Week.

  285. seriously, funniest shite ever….the original Juanita photo run had me in tears, but the Wil Wheaton special treatment? doesn’t get any better than that…now I have to go order the Juanita won’t eat your baby card for my cousin’s upcoming labor pain amusement…

  286. Auntie Em! Auntie Em!

    …and I’m done.

  287. If it weren’t for bad taste I’d have no taste at all…


  288. Juanita becomes French.


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  289. I can’t help myself. Apparently I have an inner Juanita. http://www.flickr.com/photos/tattycat/

  290. Harry ‘Juanita’ Caray via the Will Ferrell skit on SNL

  291. 361

    My recollection is that you started Lawson Awesome Mathmetics during the infamous and hilarious attempted Canadian Bacon purchase of 2009. Totally awesome, obviously trend-setting, and so very ahead of your time. Finally your genius will be recognized! You should be getting a call from MIT any day now.

  292. And my last one (for now). Simon Pegg can hold twine, Fillion!


    Angie recently posted INNNDYYYYY!.

  293. Juanita couldn’t resist the lure of bright lights, snappy musical numbers and free dog chow when the mutt wasn’t looking. http://staceyigraham.blogspot.com/2012/02/you-rang-bloggess.html

  294. Moffat aka MoFo

  295. 368
    Queen of the Weezils

    What’s the scale size of your stuffed dead weasel? I’m just curious – it looks like it might be an American Least Weasel. That’s the smallest carnivore. Females are about 7-8 inches long, not including tail. I’ve always felt bad for the Least Weasel. How would you like to be called Least? It’s in the name! How can it NOT have some inferiority issues? Yet it is a big hunter, bringing down game several time its size. So maybe it’s more like Least Weasel My Fuzzy Ass! I’ll Show You Who Is Least! Taste It BEEYOTCH!

    Over the years, I’ve had a lot of pet ferrets. The apron wouldn’t go over so well. They’d probably take it off and stash it in a secret spot and I wouldn’t find it unless I moved. (BTW, to the current owner of my old house: Sorry about the panties. They stashed them really far back under the sink vanity and I couldn’t retrieve them.) But distressed over souffles? Totally in character. I love Juanita!

  296. That moment when you realize…..

  297. 370
    Precious Jewlz

    I think Juanita has a fever… and there’s only one cure for it.


  298. I saw the awesomeness of Juanita gracing the pages of Pinterest this morning. I love her!

  299. If it hasn’t already been done among the many ideas, Monk’s weasel scream, http://www.flickr.com/photos/radnama/6887817857/

  300. A revision to my previous effort

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  301. Also, the Saved by the Bell PSA weasel.

  302. I know this has been retweeted a bit already, but here’s my Juanita holding twine: https://twitter.com/Nightwyrm/status/169929709570891776/photo/1

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  303. *bows deeply* the best/only laugh today!

  304. WTF? Why can’t I find the mother fucking apron on zazzle?

  305. The 12th Doctor — JuanitaWHO! http://yfrog.com/12kb97j

  306. So, I was making Juanita’s with various inside jokes for my friends at the office… when a co-worker decides to argue with me that using the same image with different text loses the impact. I tried to explain internet memes, but he was having none of it. He said he was trying to help me with my humor…

    So I posted this on his cube:


  307. HeatherY: I think that was the only logical course of action, under the circumstances. 😉

    Angie recently posted I'm done now. For real. Until I think of another one..

  308. My cat demanded to be included. Take that, Ferris Mewler and Juanita! 🙂

  309. Ignore the comment above! Here is the right link.
    My cat demanded to be included. Take that, Ferris Mewler and Juanita!


  310. Office signs will never be the same.

  311. http://www.flickr.com/photos/76798385@N06/6888102501/in/photostream

    No, I’m not getting any work done today. Why do you ask?

  312. Because I’m totally jealous of your taxidermy collection and I thought Copernicus might need a friend…..here is a listing I just found http://www.ebay.com/itm/REAL-MONKEY-MACACA-FASCICULARIS-TAXIDERMY-/300664586053?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4601017f45

  313. So, are we going to be graced with the presence of dead weasel friends?

    …and can we expect the following sitcom this fall?

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  314. Every time I think I’m done, I come up with another one. It’s a sickness. Please help me.


    Angie recently posted I'm done now. For real. Until I think of another one..

  315. This is without a doubt the best thing I have done all day. Maybe even all week. Or all year. My life is that sad. Thank you Bloggess for giving me something fun today that served absolutely no other purpose than making me smile.


  316. I made this for you. And for Juanita. This may not be nearly as funny as I think it is. I can’t really tell. Too much coffee.


  317. There are not enough words to say how much I adore you right this second!

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  318. Had it in with my boss again today. Juanita’s howl of dismay is what I feel like doing.

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  319. Unfortunately my inabilty to grasp even the simplest of photoshopping skillz, coupled with my hand-crank Fisher Price “My First PC” renders me incapable of creating the Juanita as the Virgin Mary with PMS I have in mind. ((le sigh…))

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  320. I couldn’t resist…


  321. This meme is taking over my life. One more: http://www.flickr.com/photos/alanar/6888270699/

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  322. I am having a shitty day and am sportin’ one massive headache and thus cannot think of one clever thing to write, suffice to say thanks for giving me a good laugh and for bringing new meaning to the words this motherfuckin souffle is ruined.

    francerants recently posted Life In General.

  323. Whoops! I hit submit too quickly!

    I meant to preface mine (above) with: PRINCESS BRIDE JUANITA!!


  324. http://www.flickr.com/photos/76802200@N04/6888331635/in/photostream

    juanita weasel tells you her story of distress. Not really a story. More of an exclamation.

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  325. Not sure if this qualifies as taxidermy, but I was searching for antiques on Craigslist in my town and stumbled upon these: http://greenville.craigslist.org/clt/2838311498.html

    Buffalo and an elk heads. Just in case you’re in the market for more animals. The buffalo is really interesting looking.

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  326. @mooooooog35, YOU WIN.

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  327. I’m pretty proud of this. Juanita just wants Victor to love her!

  328. 400+ comments – what I want to know is, does Juanita have a red dress? She really needs a red dress.

  329. I can’t stop: http://bit.ly/y7b6Mx

    Stacey Graham recently posted Yes, I have too much time on my hands..

  330. are you there, god? it’s me, juanita.

  331. Horrible hack job here but Juanita tries her hand at Shakespeare, with a little help:


  332. Oh, Juanita Weasel. What a fiery temper you have–but so stunning in that frilly number!

  333. I’m sorry. I’m so, so, sorry

    Gadiac recently posted They say….

  334. Okay, my shot at making Juanita famouser:

  335. Okay, my shot at making Juanita famouser:

  336. I think it’s about time to start a Juanita fan club with all this praise she’s getting. Amazing.

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  337. I am still working through all the links so I hope no one did this one.


  338. Oh my God, you people. I love you guys. Seriously.

    Sometimes I read your conversations with Victor out loud to my husband. Sometimes he laughs, sometimes he’s kind of “. . . what the fuck?” while I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. Long story short, maybe husbands just don’t find this kind of thing quite as funny as we do? Pity for them.

    bluesabriel recently posted File under “Things That are Awesome”.

  339. I had to post this picture of Juanita as my computer backdrop or whatever it’s called. I love it. And her dress makes me giggle. Sure there is a really bad word on it, but it’s not like my kids have never heard that word before…and it’s hilarious. Thanks for making my day!

  340. If I had photoshop I would totally put:


    But my computer is an asshole, so I can’t…

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  341. Juanita goes to the theater: http://i39.tinypic.com/15fsxz.jpg
    …And turns the art niche into a disco: http://i40.tinypic.com/153aclc.jpg

  342. Juanita’s been playing it bit too much Skyrim!


  343. I just couldn’t resist.

    Juanita celebrates VJ Day: http://pics.livejournal.com/nakedwesley/pic/001s9zxw

    Juanita McCartney: http://pics.livejournal.com/nakedwesley/pic/001sa41z

  344. love you and the weasel too.

  345. Thanks for the make your own Juanita picture. I am going to make several to hang on the fridge to get my point across because no one ever listens to me when I actually speak. I am thinking “Pick up your own damn crap” and “You are gonna eat it or wear it!”

  346. Thanks for the make your own Juanita picture. I am going to make several to hang on the fridge to get my point across because no one ever listens to me when I actually speak. I am thinking “Pick up your own damn crap” and “You are gonna eat it or wear it!” I am so in love with Juanita and that dress, I can’t even tell you.

  347. And the point is – if I’d have had Ruth as my math teacher, I totally wouldn’t have failed geometry.

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  348. Oh, Jenny. You are a hoot! Check this picture out – the quote is perfect for the pic 😉

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  349. 443

    If I had access to photoshop, I would put:
    OMFG! I can’t believe I am pregnant AGAIN!

    Damn home computer…

  350. I could not resist this. http://pic.twitter.com/4tUwrWeM

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  351. Since I’ve had a bad day & my child deserves to be eaten…


  352. “Don’t tase me, Bro!”

    This is the best thing since Ferris Mewler’s mustache cone.

  353. wow, hopefully you will be getting a stuffed cock sometime soon….or a rooster that is. LOVE the photos! So much fodder for future madcap adventures with Juanita!

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  354. This has been my personal joy, of late, though he’s non-taxidermied, I feel a certain kinship between these two:

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  355. I couldn’t skip this meme. Too much fun!

  356. 451

    Juanita showing some love to those who are hurting


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  357. I think I’ve just become a fan of taxidermy.

    Mary recently posted Hello, World!.

  358. (Okay, I’m not sure how my son’s new blog got attached to my comment. My apologies.)

  359. A little ‘Street Car Named Desire’, mayhaps?


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  360. http://coldbloodedfun.blogspot.com/2012/02/challenge-accepted.html

    Meet my Juanitas. One says “motherfucker.” One needs a razor. One wins a Grammy. And one has a braveheart.

    I had to stop at four, or I’d be up all night.

    alaina recently posted Challenge Accepted..

  361. Hi. I just wanted to tell you that you inspire me. Things like the Traveling Red Dress? Amazing. Inspiring women all around the world. You’re you. You’re hilarious, and when I’m feeling sad I’ll pop on here, and just flick through posts. I’m practically falling out of my chair by the end of many of them. Also, I have a store that sells giant rusty metal chickens/roosters/pigs/goats/etc. at the end of my block. Which is pretty amazing. And you own a TARDIS– even if it’s only cardboard.

    So, thanks. Thank you for the laughter, and the inspiration. I think you’re pretty amazing.

    -The Dandy Lioness

  362. Who the FUCK left the toilet seat up, again?!

  363. must go make my own Juanita caption…right now.

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  364. Juanita is a fan of outdated dances. She looks silly but has fun, and that’s what’s important. http://memegenerator.net/instance/14755290

    Susan recently posted Make Easy, Low-cost Math Journals.

  365. There are no words to explain how awesome Juanita is…

    Here is my contribution for your entertainment…an homage to great 80s movies!


    Nic F recently posted Life May Cause Drowsiness…Impending Brain Damage in 5, 4, 3, 2….

  366. ok I really was trying to make just one but this one kept pestering me

    Tronita! http://filez.bunnythumpers.com/tron.png

    Nic F recently posted Life May Cause Drowsiness…Impending Brain Damage in 5, 4, 3, 2….

  367. One more, and I’m going to bed. Honest. It’s When Harry Met Juanita. http://plaidearthworm.blogspot.com/2012/02/when-harry-met-juanita.html

  368. Just so you know, my bfam wants to be your best friend.

  369. I’m sure it’s already been done, but here is “Juanita Does Thriller.”
    I expect to see it on your pinterest page. And I’m not even kidding. Maybe. But why take the chance?

    Colleen recently posted Okay, You Can Stop Anytime!.

  370. I love Juanita! No surprise, my husband doesn’t get it, at all. But I love her!


    Toni K recently posted Love With All Your Heart.

  371. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into rodent-infested waters….


    moooooog35 recently posted Bitter Baking Blackmail, Part Deux.

  372. Juanita can’t contain her affection for Hugh Grant.


    Kara recently posted Riley on Marketing and Food.

  373. I can only hope I’ve done Juanita justice…

    Not a Perfect Mom recently posted My Very Own #JuanitaWeasel.

  374. This is how I see Juanita http://memegenerator.net/instance/14768101

  375. It’s at this point that it’s more exhausting to keep coming back here to post the individual pictures I’m making and – honestly – my boss is getting a little pissed because every time he comes by my cube there is a weasel picture in a photo editor on my desktop, SO:


    Yes. Juanita has the privilege of having her own album in my Picassa account. I’m not sure what’s wrong with me.

    moooooog35 recently posted Bitter Baking Blackmail, Part Deux.

  376. Oh moooooooog35 absolutely love the juggling one, your boss needs to understand that this is for the greater good of mankind.

    Vivian recently posted Embarrassing my Children since 2004.

  377. Ooh and Kara the Hugh Grant one ha ha ha brilliant.

    Vivian recently posted Embarrassing my Children since 2004.

  378. Everything about Juanita has simply made my week… yet another reason why I love you and your humor and your readers’ humor. Just awesome!

    ememby recently posted Five Question Friday.

  379. My husband gets the credit, but I get the glory. http://www.flickr.com/photos/spencerandpatti/6891465261/in/photostream

    Patti recently posted Part 10: The Letter C Has Arrived.

  380. 481
    Waffle Queen

    This might have been done already but I couldn’t resist….. Juanita collating with Wil Wheaton.


  381. My rec volleyball team, Buzz Kill, recently adopted Juanita as our mascot. Here’s her giving our rally cry.


  382. “Cat math” is a recurring theme on You Suck at Craigslist, starting with this one. We even have a mouse pad about it.

    Dan recently posted YSaC, Vol. 1190: Like we don’t have ENOUGH double entendres around here….

  383. Juanita channeling me this morning.

  384. don’t fuck with juanita when she’s wearing her traveling red dress. http://www.flickr.com/photos/mommymae/6891757461/

    ohjennymae recently posted 10 x 2.

  385. 488
    Zorah Oppenheimer

    On an unrelated, but equally important note:


    I grew up in the San Juan Islands and still read the daily news. This was the photo of the day this morning. You’re welcome.

  386. Sorry for the very late submission but I had to teach myself how to copy and paste heads in photoshop.

    I would like to introduce Juanita Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins…Harris who is afraid of Bunnies.


  387. 491

    This one is corny but I couldn’t help myself…

  388. Juanita always had a weakness for pretty things…

  389. I adore you.

    PLEASE make the souffle pic into a poster. I want that shit for my living room wall!



    I’m having way too much fun with this…

  391. OK, I think this is it for me, as I’m clearly thinking way past my “photoshop” skillz…Juanita wins the Super Bowl?


  392. For the love of God make this into a t-shirt please.

  393. this has abosolutely nothing to do with Juanita, although I love her!

  394. So many possibilities. I haven’t seen them all, but I’ll be back to see more. (I’ll be back. Hasta la vista, baby.)


    Jet Harrington recently posted sharing light.

  395. Sooooo…I’m new here and think you’re awesome. Is there a subscribe-to-your-blog by email button? Where? WHERE?!?! Must…have…Bloggess…every…day.

  396. That brings back some good memories, plaidfox. You could almost throw this into any old cartoon I think.

    Sedge | noob-dad recently posted How Did Cavemen Deal With Dumb Babies?.

  397. Hi! Accept this “award,” ’cause I’m sure you need another one. http://manatdesk.com/2012/02/17/abc-award/

    Steve recently posted ABC Award.

  398. My co-worker was so inspired by Juanita she made this for our office:


    Judy recently posted In Which I Have The Worst Day At Work Ever.

  399. Matalo, matalo, Juanita, Juanita!
    Matalo, matalo, Juanita, Juanita!


    Gadiac recently posted They say….

  400. Ya know, we had a kid in school who played with dead things all the time too.

  401. Where’s my mother flaming link?
    Oh, there it is! The dead weasal must have ate it!

    If I were God... recently posted WHAT IF GOD IS CHEATING ON US part VIII.

  402. Here is my contribution:


  403. Just had another run-in with our tax software company, so I revised my last blog to include a comment by Juanita.

    We have decided we need Juanita stickers for our office.

    And also, I think my ulcers will be better becuase Juanita can do the screaming for me!

    Judy recently posted In Which I Have The Worst Day At Work Ever.

  404. politically insensitive juanita

  405. Long Live The Dead Weasel!

    I was cracking up today all by myself, thinking of Jaunita, as I drove to pick up the kids!

    The Grouchy Mom recently posted Confessions of a Potty-Mouthed Mom.

  406. I mean, honestly… a very precursory search of ebay netted a few things that could totally go in your collection. For example, I picture this one next to Juanita with an apron of her own and her tray filled with baked goods: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Crazy-Like-Fox-Taxidermy-Spectacular-Display-London-Portobello-Antiques-/130647399956?pt=Antiques_Decorative_Arts&hash=item1e6b311e14 …. and here we have a wild western squirrel complete with hat and gun: http://www.ebay.com/itm/VERY-CUTE-GRAY-SQUIRREL-COWBOY-GUN-TAXIDERMY-fishing-fur-trap-deer-animal-rodent-/220869705008?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item336cdc3d30 …. and here is a raccoon drinking a beer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/RACCOON-TAXIDERMY-MOUNT-BEER-OTTER-SKUNK-FUR-TRAPPING-HUNTING-DOG-ANIMAL-/230716765713?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item35b7ca7611

    Where does one even BEGIN collecting such things, with all the available gems out there?

  407. Lovely indeed; thanks for sending me off on the weekend w/ a laugh and a smile.

    Bill Dorman recently posted When worlds collide.

  408. 516
    Bob (no the other one)

    Flipping back and forth between the blank Juanita and the Jazz Hands Juanita in your flickr album is frightfully amusing. I have completely destroyed any chance of continued productivity at work. I bid you good day, madam!

    (on a side note, in case no one has said it to you today or in the last several minutes at least: You are beautiful. You make the world more beautiful. You are winning life perfectly. Do. Not. Stop. Ever.)

  409. like a love note

  410. I’m trying to make one of Juanita lying seductively on a bearskin rug, but it’s not working.

    Because of the claws and open mouth, it looks more like she just claimed her next meal…

    bschooled recently posted Rosetta Stoned.

  411. I really love that Zazzle decided that it would be appropriate to showcase this on the wall of a child’s room. Clearly, Zazzle gets you.

    Meg recently posted Cake Wrecks Tribute.

  412. 524

    What is really worrying me about all of this is that I have found myself on EBay looking for taxidermied animals with more than a little serious fascination. I really like the chipmunk in the canoe, but I can’t find one with the perfect angst of Juanita. And boy do I need the angst.

  413. That made me snot out my nose, I laughed so hard!

    Charity recently posted A Funny Thing Happened....

  414. Juanita loves bulldozers a little too much…

    Kat recently posted Tweet Awesomeness.

  415. I love this so much. I love Juanita more than cake.

    Jessica recently posted How to be a Professional Cell Phone Pet Photographer..

  416. Jenny – here’s my first attempt (in the CommentLuv). Evidence that proofreading matters.

    Cheers (and thanks!),

    EdT. recently posted Failure to Communicate.

  417. Jens… you’re my hero and I’ve tagged you in my blog… LOVE you!

  418. Here are mine: 1.) Small Town Juanita. 2.) Health conscious Juanita and 3.) Mommy Meltdown Juanita.


    GirltoMom- Heidi recently posted Juanita Weasal.

  419. 535

    Help! I don’t know what to do! How do you do all this cool stuff???? I am so frustrated!!!!!!!!!

    Please, some easy directions for a woman past 50!!!!!!

  420. Love it!

  421. 538

    You must know of this artist. Christopher Moore recommends her. And I recommend Christopher Moore.


    JUST MOTHERFUCKING READ THE BOOKS AND ENJOY THIS LINK: http://www.zombiepinups.com/monique/

  422. You are the wing beneath my wings. Or, you would be if I had wings, but since I (probably) don’t, you’re more like an essential (read: only) part of my ‘find sanity plan.’

    Watch out world *grin*

    The Keswick Blogger recently posted Food Waste Friday – First time out.

  423. Crap, wrong url on that one


  424. It had to be done, because in my head, you and Allie of “Hyperbole and a Half” belong together: http://i421.photobucket.com/albums/pp299/followingwords/fun/whenworldscollide.png

    Marie M. S. recently posted ...born nice as hell....

  425. Love this – your original humor is contagious. Yes, I do realize this is me saying I am also humorous. Check my photo on my blog of your blog and let me know!

    April recently posted Language - watch out!.

  426. I can’t stop making these!

    Juanita IS the Doctor! http://twitpic.com/8l6zjy

  427. Here’s Harry Belafonte singing Juanita’s song!

  428. This really has nothing to do with Juanita, but I really think you need to watch this. I swear it’s not porn, but it is hilarious and extremely weird.

  429. Amazing amazingness, as always!

    Joy Ribisi recently posted Recipe Scrapbook.

  430. I might not be the most creative person on the planet, but I just had to join in the fun.


  431. Dead weasel math. If I don’t know an answer to something on my stats test, I’m just doing this.

    Rai recently posted The Sad Playdoh.

  432. https://twitter.com/#!/notmoody/status/170473927171256320/photo/1

    Weight lifting is a pain in the Weasel.

    Mary Clark recently posted M.E.N.S.A. and my new camera.

  433. Okay, folks, top this one! The Bloggess Mega-Meme:

  434. I’ve been away from the internet for too long…

    Juanita is how I feel right now. I have PMT.

    Jo and the Novelist recently posted Why my attempts at being confident make me feel like a knobhead.

  435. Wow if it wasn’t for you blog I don’t think I could make it through the day! You bring a smile to my face everytime!

    Susan Poirier recently posted First Week Back.

  436. 551 is impressive!

    GirltoMom- Heidi recently posted Juanita Weasal.

  437. #532 Go to http://www.memegenerator.net and put in Junaita’s name and you can make one!

    GirltoMom- Heidi recently posted Juanita Weasal.

  438. Just in case that link didn’t work – – http://www.flickr.com/photos/thaxtonfam/6897045137/

  439. Juanita doesn’t understand small-town Iowa language: http://talesfromclarkstreet.blogspot.com/2012/02/add-weasel-to-your-day.html

    Blondie recently posted Add a Weasel to Your Day.

  440. In case you missed it on Twitter, I have a couple of Juanitas.
    Here’s Juanita In Space:

    And the other, in honour of my favourite movie Jurassic Park, Juanita Must Go Faster:

    Sandra Cormier recently posted Mama Don't Take My Paperback Away.

  441. Ouch, we’re really stretching for wit now it seems.

    Step 1. Open picture
    Step 2. Enter some words
    Step 3. FUNNEH????? 😀 😀 😀

    Sedge | noob-dad recently posted How Did Cavemen Deal With Dumb Babies?.

  442. Thanks for inviting us to have our way with Juanita! I made four of them….probably already done to death but I’m NOT clicking on a hundred links to find out.

    Redneck Hillbillies recently posted Juanita the Weasel (for the Bloggess).

  443. Such fun! Here’s my contribution: http://pinterest.com/pin/27162403972448753/

    artgirl68 recently posted Happy Anniversary Darling.

  444. Because too much is never enough, my Bloggess Mega-Meme got even memeier! Inside the TARDIS you’ll find Jenny wielding a sonic screwdriver, Beyonce, Hamlet, Juanita Weasel in a Traveling Red Dress, Nathan Fillion holding twine, A TARDIS in the TARDIS for time traveling when you’re traveling in time, Wil Wheaton collating paper, and a Wolf Blitzer at the door. Whew!


  445. 572

    I did it! I did it! http://pinterest.com/pin/207728601532338302/

    Insert appropriate happy dance here! LOL

  446. A taxidermied weasel and a WKRP in Cincinnati reference. I don’t think my day could get any better.

    Lynn Z recently posted Wrapping things up.

  447. The Mega-Meme felt a bit naked without a caption so I added one: http://pinterest.com/pin/278308451942581465/

  448. A redux Juanita Vader:


    Aldi Cook recently posted Mini Cinnamon Rolls.

  449. 576
    Dennis Dillow

    I used your blank to illustrate a song my friend once wrote and sang with the band Feo y Loco.

  450. Okay, I really am done this time… for now. Added Neil Gaiman in a monkey hat:

  451. Oh, no, I just got an invitation to join Pinterest. Someone do an intervention, quick. I know I could play there forever. I know Juanita’s there, too.

    Teresa Hill recently posted Rewriting: It wasn’t Sexy enough or happy enough..

  452. Three more: I think I have a problem.


    GirltoMom- Heidi recently posted Juanita Weasal Meme.

  453. http://www.flickr.com/photos/gingela2002/6898774039/
    Not only did I make my first meme, I remembered how to sign into my flickr account! win/win/win
    And I dare you to not sing along.

  454. OMG – our priest does “JAZZ HANDS” when he does the blessing. This would send him over the edge. 🙂

  455. If she had on a Christmas apron it would have been Santa’s going to kill an elf.

  456. Thought you might like this half deer to maybe go with your weasel.


  457. Oh, niiiiiice.

    Juanita and her many personalities I am now in my head creating for her will surface at my office.

    Over and over and over and over again.

    They will all hate me soon.


    Carrie recently posted I kinda felt like a referee at a never-ending press conference..

  458. Hello, my name is Bart and I’m a Juanita Weasel addict. I’ve added yet MORE to the overstuffed TARDIS:

  459. Can’t Stop the Signal!
    Firefly, Capt Mal and Serenity live!

  460. you really need to see this..it’s so you…. no, wait, maybe it IS you… http://www.lostateminor.com/2011/03/16/erin-shaw/

  461. I love this weasel. I think everyone will be getting Juanita cards for their birthday this year. They will either be ecstatic or my social circle will shrink.

    Naked Girl in a Dress recently posted Want Some Advice?.

  462. Juanita Weasel is Sleepless in Seattle


    Kara recently posted Riley on Marketing and Food.

  463. Juanita seriously saved my morning! THANK YOU SO MUCH. I found it very therapeutic to add some text explaining the source of my mini-meltdown, and included her in a blog post this AM:

  464. So, does Victor bow his head to your brilliance after these sorts of purchases?

  465. Juanita Meets the Robinsons. I know I’m late to the party, but I couldn’t resist!

  466. OH.

    Thanks so much for the outstanding Juanita template. I used it in my blog tonight. You are the shit, Jenny! I Can’t WAIT to get my hands on your book! 🙂

    Happy cold-ass Sunday!


    Jules recently posted Shopping Adventures…or Not..

  467. Saw this on reddit. Should’ve known it was Jenny…

  468. Hmm, I seem to be late to the party as usual. Can’t think of anything except…

    Mr Farty recently posted She's A Juanita.

  469. Yeah, it’s late, but still…

  470. Juanita Seinfeld… http://bit.ly/yQAZ2R

  471. 604

    It puts “life” after death in perspective–ya think?

  472. Can I take her to the next PTA meeting?

    Or better yet to cheer for my son’s football team in the Fall? He would just die!

    Allie recently posted Blogging Success: Failure Is Success.

  473. It’s not likely to stop now is it?
    My husband had a dream (no, I’m not ripping off Martin Luther King Jr., he actually had a dream) after being so caustic about the charms of Juanita. He dreamt about Juanita holding up the Stanley Cup. Obviously, it can’t be just Juanita holding the Cup.

    So, naturally, this lead me to spend the next 48 hours of my life on successive trials and errors to come up with the following:

    Of course, my husband had something to complain about– “Why is the cup floating over him?” It’s not. It’s celebratory, she’s throwing it up in the air (yes, yes, in real life, too heavy… but this is JUANITA we’re talking about). ANYway. That led me to create this:

    Now my husband won’t go to sleep.

  474. OMG I think I just roared out loud! LOL

  475. When will there be a Juanita Weasel “souffle” fridge magnet??

  476. Dead rodent love. <3

    Amy recently posted Kindles Are Like Crack.

  477. My legal support staff readers love Juanita, and want “freakin’ telepathic miracle worker” t-shirts and mugs. They’re a lot more awesome than my existing “miracle worker” cartoon mug, no doubt 🙂 Maybe you could add them to your shop, and I can tell ’em where they can get one? 🙂

    Practical Paralegalism recently posted TGIF: Juanita Weasel Makes Like a Paralegal.

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