This isn’t a real post. It’s just me stuck in a hotel room that doesn’t offer housekeeping and has bbq tongs to change the dodgy thermostat. It’s fantastic and I couldn’t stop tweeting about it. Then everyone else on twitter gave me perspective by tweeting about their own #WorstHotelEver and then it immediately started trending worldwide. Which was awesome. And then we all noticed that the sponsored tweet for the trend? Was from Hilton. Which was fucking hysterical and probably not exactly what they had in mind when they signed up to pay twitter for advertising.
And that’s how chaos begins. Not with a bang, but with a beautiful PRFail. Much as it should be.
I love you people.