May 2013 – Page 2 – The Bloggess

Do they even have pheasants on the Jersey Shore?

You know when you’re antique shopping with your husband and you pick up a dead animal and shove it around the corner of the booth while yelling a really well known meme, but then you’re met with silence and you start to think that maybe your husband just needs to get on the internet moreContinue reading “Do they even *have* pheasants on the Jersey Shore?”

Two uncomfortable truths: New Merida looks a little whorey. Fewer people care about this than you would think.

Ugh. I sort of already hate myself from weighing in on this but people keep asking me to tweet about it and forward their petitions, and I really thought it would quiet down by now but it hasn’t, so I’m going to give my big, fat, stupid, irrelevant and probably wrong opinion on the changesContinue reading “Two uncomfortable truths: New Merida looks a little whorey. Fewer people care about this than you would think.”

Hunter S. Thomcat is possibly possessed.

A series of texts I sent to Victor today: me: Hunter is acting insane. He just put Ferris Mewler in a headlock. Victor: They’re fine. Ferris looks sleepy. me: I’m pretty sure he was blacking out from the lack of oxygen. Victor: You’re overreacting. me: Then he stalked me all day. Victor: I don’t seeContinue reading “Hunter S. Thomcat is possibly possessed.”

Any publicity is…um…you know what? I’m not even sure anymore.

A friend of mine just told me that if you search for “giant dildo” on Amazon you get something very unexpected on the very first page of results. So I tried it. And she’s right. I don’t even have the words, you guys.

Happy whatever.

Today is Mother’s Day, and while I think that being a mom is a crazy-hard job it’s also one that most of us wouldn’t trade for the world, so it’s always been a bit odd to me that we get to be mothers and we also get a day to celebrate it. Not that I’mContinue reading “Happy whatever.”

Things you can’t buy on Ebay: A sense of humor. Apparently.

As many of you were watching, my auction for the “Possibly haunted robot that might eat you in your sleep” ended last night. Shockingly 30+ people bid on it and it went for $75 more than I paid for it, which means that I’ll be sending my local no-kill shelter some cash because that’ll makeContinue reading “Things you can’t buy on Ebay: A sense of humor. Apparently.”