If you read my book then you know that I have a slipped disc in my neck from brushing my hair too hard (this is a thing) and once every few years it slips back out again and then I spend the day wrapped up in heating pads and a snuggie of self-pity. Today it happened again and I took some Vicodin and made this pie chart. It made me laugh, but I assume it’s just because I’m really high.
PS. I apologize. I’ll probably be
much slightly less high tomorrow.