Who are you? November 27, 2013in Random Crap It’s a holiday week and none of us are really working so I made this to distract us even more. Yay for distractions! Like this:Like Loading...
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Delicious Tantric Pirate
Kinky Tantric Falcon-Punch is my new alias
Involuntary Radioactive Pirate (yarr)
Please to meet you, I am Admiral Heroine :-)!
You made me Kinky Nymphomaniac Wonderduck on purpose.
Plucky Angry Titmouse
Bootylicious Sassy Falcon-punch at your service!
Captain Radioactive Lion King. My husband would be Kinky Angry Lion King. Mrowr.
Captain Galactic Glen-Coco. LOL
Mellifluous LadyGarden Jesus. Classy as hell.
Janky Intoxicated Kerfluffle? Less a name than a way of life. ;D
Captain Radioactive Bumbershoot, reporting for duty!
*falls over laughing*
thank you, i needed this so bad today.
I’m Sassy Detachable Jesus. Clearly the water-into-wine thing is my super power. Which is handy, because WINE.
Admiral Ladygarden Slangwanger
I rather like my new name. And I’m supposed to be writing and instead I’m drinking wine and checking out the names of all my characters on here. Today I’m thankful for procrastination and the internet. (We don’t do Thanksgiving in England but I can have a go, right?)
Kinky Kiny Herione. you’re brilliant! How did you know?
Bootylicious Sassy Falcon-punch at your service! 😉
Norwegian Jittery Falcon-Punch!
Hottie Emo Cannibal. hmmm…
I’d say this a vast improvement indeed to the stale FB version. Thank you for your ingenuity to create such a complex and enjoyable name table for us all to enjoy!
Sassy Jittery Cannibal
Sassy Galactic! Yay! My hubby would be Admiral Raptor
I know a guy named Xan. It’s not impossible.
Kinky Ladygarden Jesus. Enough said.
Admiral Radioactive Raptor
I’ll go with Killer Ultrawang. Sounds dangerous yet ridiculously hilarious to me. Haha.
Galactic Fo-shizzle raising her hand over here!
I’m Delicious Emo Raptor?!? I didn’t know raptors could be Emo, or eaten, since they’re vicious predators, kinda like me 😉
Sassy Ladygarden Falcon-punch.
I like it.
Epic Jittery Falcon-punch.
I don’t even know what that means.
Hottie Jittery Glen Coco
Mellifluous Argle-bargler I am! Will take me a bit to get used to spelling that out but I like it!
Mine is Meliffluous Emo Slangwanger and my husband is Emo Hooptie Sangwanger. We’re a power couple!
Lurid Angry Cannibal. Pretty accurate
Kinky Detachable Raptor.
Twitter-patted Manicorn Lion-King.
Ridonkulous LadyGarden-Glen Coco 🙂
Great Angry Man-crush
I am Plucky Angry Cannibal. love it!
Kinky Bumbershoot sounds like an offbeat journalist. I’m going to make this my pen name.
Lurid Post-Modern Slangwanger. Well, I don’t really have a middle initial, but if I had one it would probably be a P because of family history. And I decided that before looking at the words. Anyways, I love you. No, no, not like that. I don’t actually fall in love romantically with strangers over the web. Usually.
Delicious Manicorn Jesus. ‘Nuff said.
I be Admiral Bawdy Slangbanger, wife to Janky Radioactive Slangbanger and mama to Epic Jittery & Feverish Ridonkulous! 😛
Meffilous Ladygarden Eargasm is forever my name…
Janky Angry Titmouse, eh?? Alllrightythen!
I am Kinky Ladygarden Glen-Coco, and I am fabulous!!!
Xavier, Xander, Xandra, Xena, Xanthe, Xerxes, Xenia, Xaria, Xadrian – and that’s just off the top of my xead.
Lurid Spunkfilled Wonderduck
Sassy Bawdy Slangerwanger, here.
Sassy Emo Bumbershoot. Ugh.
Hottie ladygarden heroine
Melliffluous Emo Pirate
Sassy Emo Bumbershoot. And that’s Ms. Bumbershoot, so you know. 🙂
Twitter-pated Angry Bumbershoot…. Good Lord, I’m an angry, laxative dispensing super hero.
Sassy Angry Heroine — nailed it!
“Captain Angry Slangwanger”
I love it. I’m totally printing some business cards with that name on it.
Captain Radioactive Lion-King
Captain Angry Vixen, I like it! I think I will introduce myself as such today and see what happens 🙂
This is awesome! I’m Ridonkulous Designated-Drunk! Amazing!
Slangwanger Mancrush Bumbershoot. Has a nice ring to it.
Mrs. Ridonkulous Killer Man-Crush, since I’m using my married last name instead of the one on my license. I can’t wait to tell my husband that he’s Mr. Delicious Man-Crush. 😉
I love you even more for this. My alter-ego doesn’t have a middle name, so I’m just going to be Admiral I-See-What-You-Did-There because I can be anybody I want on the Interwebz. Mwahahahahaha.
Janky Manicorn Kerfuffle at your service ma’am!
Involuntary Falcon-Punch 😀 Snappy!!
Sassy Emo Jesus… wants you to cut yourself in a cross pattern.
Sassy Manicorn Raptor. I sound dangerous. I like that. FEAR ME.
Mellifluous Post-Modern Man-Crush… two hyphens in my name, this must be my villain name.
Xavier hates this stupid game.
I am Melliffluous Cromulent Bumbershoot. Apparently I’m a character from The Hunger Games or Harry Potter.
Bootylicious Galactic Raptor
Twitter-pated Radioactive Raptor…I GODDAMN LOVE DINOSAURS
Lurid Glen-Coco, my new pen name.
Twitter-pated Manicorn Eargasm-Pirate
I am Melliffluous Emo Raptor! However, I think my husband wins this round: Delicious Ladygarden Raptor!
Why hello there…I’m Sassy Emo Kerfluffle!!! It’s a pleasure to meet you all!!!
Well. This is a thing. I feel like I should sign all of my emails to grad school with this.
Janky Angry Man-Crush. Seems Plausible.
You can call me Delicious Ladygarden Lion-King!
Mine’s nothing special but my husband is Wiggly Detachable Cannibal and I simply cannot get over it.
Ooh – using my maiden name is more fun:
Ridonkulous Ladygarden Slangwanger
Janky Jittery Hero.
This doesn’t sound like the hero any city deserves! D:
Mellifluous Ladygarden Admiral TiTmouse. Pleased to meet you.
I was always jealous of the Bond girl names, so I gave myself one:
So, I’m sticking with that
Kinky Killer Bumbershoot strikes again!!!
Wiggly Cromulent Glen-Coco!
I shall henceforth be called Sassy Zazzy Slangwanger!
… I am actually Captain Detachable Eargasm. Thanks, I think.
Sassy Angry Falcon-Punch? Oh my…
Kinky Detachable Jesus.
I am either going to turn that into a shirt or a very blasphemous lady toy.
‘Cause who wouldn’t want a detachable Jesus for their lady bits??
Lurid Jittery Slangwanger. I can work with that.
Sassy Galactic Falcon-Punch reporting for duty!
I am most amused by my father…Admiral man-crush. I envision a filmed-in-the-garage/technicolor gay softcore of the Love Boat.
Janky Angry Orgasm. Yes please 😉
I shall here by be forever known as “Admiral You-are-not-the-father Jesus”
Kinky spunk-filled Pirate
Janky Detachable Bumbershoot
I normally hate these things because I always get the stupidest names. Only you could fix this problem for me! I’m super excited to introduce myself as “Sassy Jittery Post-Modern Pirate” Thanks for making my day 🙂
Admiral Manicorn Glen-Coco
And my husband is Sassy Tantric Eargasm. WHAT IS THIS???
Delicious Emo Cannibal. Seems legit.
I’m Epic Killer Raptor. Nice!
Okay, I’m going to be the newbie here…what exactly is a ‘slangwanger’?
If, I am to use it forthwith, then I should know if it’s going to upset my postman in future .
Sassy Emo Slangwanger.
I’m not quite sure what to make of myself. . .
Mellifluous Emo Cannibal
I’m … just going to let you envision that.
Wiggly Jittery Bumbershoot checking in. I need to lay off the coffee, apparently.
Captain Ladygarden Titmouse, at your service! I may shorten it to Lady Tit. Think I like that better.
Jittery Quixotic Raptor…for the win!
Thank you from Great Ladygarden Heroine!!!
Happy Thanksgiving to the Jenny and the other US-based commenters!!!!
Meliffluous Detachable Wonderduck. I’m adding that to my signature for my emails.
Oh, I so am claiming Kerfuffle Slangwanger. Call me Kerfy.
…at your service!!! Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!!
Happy Thanksgiving from Designated-drunk Ridonkulus!
Lurid You-Are-Not-the-Father Kerfuffle. Oh my.
Mellifluous Mancrush is here to save the day!!!
Bootylicious Killer Slangwanger! Love it!!
Lurid Killer Jesus.
Melifous Radioactive Cannibal.
Bootyliicious Titmouse – I’m pretty sure I just found my stripper name.
Lurid Emo Lion-king
Great Raptor Galactic. Win.
I am Mellifluous Radioactive Raptor! And I feel more powerful already. 😉
I am Sassy Bawdy Slangwanger. Pretty sure I can use this as my porn name too.
I’m really not sure about this.
Delicious Jittery Vixen. I LOVE it. Changing my name immediately.
Thank you…finally, for validating the fact that I really am a Kinky Galatic Vixon!
mellifluous killer raptor. Seems legit.
Bootylicious Angry Raptor. It doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, but it’s definitely fitting.
It’s nice to meet you, I’m Sassy Manicorn Slangwanger. I believe this name inspires wiggling eyebrows.
Janky Detachable Wonderduck-Pirate
Bootylicious Angry Heroine
I am Lurid Manicorn Bumpershoot and I am married to Ridonculous Angry Arglebarger
Janky Galactic Heroine.
JITTERY WIGGLY! Perfect
epic galactic falcon-punch thanks you for this wonderful moment of joy!
Wiggly Jiggly Pirate… so I either drank too much or am made of jello.
I like it. Because what falcon punch isn’t vexing?
Sassy Jittery Man-Crush!
I think this might be a sign… or something like that.
Ridonkulous angry titmouse
Kinky Radioactive Wonderduck. Quack!
Ha! Fun stuff.
Involuntarily Intoxicated Bumbershoot
Plucky Detachable Cannibal…I have no words
Janky Emo Pirate. Sounds like my next costume!
Admiral Argle-Bargler Jesus, at your service **bows and doffs three-cornered hat**
Lurid Ladygarden Falcon-Punch
Janky Radioactive Argle-Bargler? Heh.
Sassy Nymphomaniac ManCrush.
Plucky Zazzy Raptor 🙂
Lurid Manicorn Falcon-Punch at your service!
Captain Detachable Eargasm hahaha my name is badass
Twitterpated Ridonculous Raptor. It’s like you know me
Sassy Manicorn Titmouse. Awesome.
Lurid Slangwanger… sheer awesomeness lol
Kinky Heroine. Oh the things I do as I save your ass….
Admiral Nymphomaniac Designated-Drunk at your service, m’lady
I’m “Bootielicious Janky Hottie” LOL I like it! Thanks Jenny!
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in Bloggess-land. Try to enjoy your family get-togethers, and don’t kill anyone! (Unless you absolutely MUST)
My name does start with an X. I want to have a cool name generated.
I think I sound more like a hazard than a Super Hero or Super Villain!?!
Although, due to Dysautonomia, my hands do shake all the time, so the jittery part is totally true.
Sassy Emo Hero. Here to save the day, apparently.
Bootylicious Jittery Eargasm *fistpump*
Never thought of my self as “Janky Wheezy-Raptor” but who knows. My poower would be relentless and bounchy chasing while breathing with a terrifyingly raspy huffing and puffing throu vicisiously sharp teeth…I may have to stop every once in a while to use an inhaler…but then you are TOAST!
My husband immediately went, “what’s mine?” He is also a Janky Ladygarden Cannibal. I am a Sassy Ladygarden Cannibal. My first thought….I’M A CANNIBAL??? WHHHOOOOO! Winnninnnggg.
Mellifluous Angry Wonderduck. I like it :). It’s so oddly accurate.
Hottie Post-Modern Lion-King.
Hello… My name is Captain Ladygarden Designated Drunk…
Lurid Vodka-Soaked Glen-Coco. I LIKE it! I’m thinking of a monogrammed towel set. Wait, what?
Lurid Angry Eargasm – doesn’t get much better than that…
Happy Thanksgiving all!
Lurid Radioactive Man-crush!
Admiral Manicorn Bumbershoot! I am crying…
Captain LadyGarden Jesus.
…Does have a certain ring to it, yknow.
Spunk-filled Man-Crush Pirate. Outstanding!
Kinky radioactive titmouse…
Sassy Designated Drunk sounds about right. I’m over eight years sober, but I will always be a drunk. One Thanksgiving (when I was still drinking), I locked myself in a bathroom. I was farting so bad my sister thought I was giving myself a perm. Then she had to call the suicide hotline because I threatened to swallow a super-sized bottle of aspirin. Happy Thanksgiving! 🙂
Janky Ladygarden Galactic Wonderduck here.
I refuse to be Janky Vixen.
If I use the name my mom gave me I’m Melliffluous Ladygarden Argle-Bargle.
If I use my online name I’m Mellifluous Designated-drunk.
So going with my online name! Works perfectly with my super-human powers.
Kinky Ladygarden Designated-Drunk
Janky Bumbershoot. WAY better than my Thanksgiving Name of Basted Gizzard McGee. (http://glitterandbruises.com/thanksgiving-turkey-name/)
Norwegian SpunkFilled Wonderduck!! I’m not sure about this, I may need a round of antibiotics!
Admiral Ladygarden Titmouse! Amazing.
Wiggly OMFG Pirate
Sounds about right …
Kinky vodka-soaked orgasm. Which, yeah, two out of three ain’t bad.
But there are names that start with X – Xavier, Xander, Xerxes…and then there’s all those Chinese names.
This is so cool! I shall henceforth be known as Bootylicious Jittery Cannibal.
Sassy Radioactive Kerfuffle
Captain Plucky reporting for duty ma’am
Bootylicious Lurid Slangwanger!! Ummm . . . what’s a “slangwanger”?
Epic Killer Heroine…there’s probably a student or two who agrees with that…
Kinky Glen-Coco / I Like It. Where do I file the paperwork to change it? I am sure my bosses, the attorneys, won’t mind at all. ” Yes, Call Kinky in the fileroom. She can take care of you.” Ohhh Dirty!
My new name will liven up the holiday table tomorrow, won’t it? I especially like my middle name. That will definitely make the holiday a little more enjoyable. When someone says “XXX is my middle name” to show you how dependable or virtuous or useful they are? Yep, Designated-Drunk is my middle name and I’m here to help.
Muahahahahahaha!!! I am Admiral Cannibal! Thanks to my mom for no middle name/initial! LOL
Melliffiluous Manicorn Slangwanger.
Absolutely the best super hero name I’ve ever had.
Ridonkulous Post-Modern Cannibal. Oh, Janky, you are so much fun!
Admiral AngryHeroin(e). Can I leave the “e” off? Looks so much more…cutting edge…dramatic…hardcore…that way.
Ok, I totally need a break from all the food prep today, so… Sassy Galactic Slangwanger.
Sassy Manicorn Cannibal. I don’t really have to eat people do I? I don’t really want to…. lol
Janky Janky Wonderduck
Sassy Manicorn Raptor reporting for duty!
My online identity (which, let’s be honest, is the one I’m more comfortable with) becomes:
Mellifluous Detachable Vixen
But my RL name becomes:
Plucky Killer Bumbershoot
Kinky Post-modern Man-crush!
I’m somewhat uncomfortable thinking about what powers might come along with being The Kinky Angry Orgasm.
Redonkulous Emo Cannibal.
Why are you hating on my boy Xavier?
(Xavier is already a superhero name. It’s really not fair to ask for more. ~ Jenny)
Lurid Bumbershoot, but you can call me Obscene Umbrellla or O.U.* for short 😉
I wish my name were Ornery Galactic Titmouse.
Maybe I’ll change it.
Dr. Misty Spyfucker, PhD.
(You can play this game with Southern double names, too:
YOU GO GLEN COCO!
Kinky Angry Man -Crush. I think I preferred my “Empress Shops too Much” title.
So my superhero/villain name is Great Intoxicated Designated Drunk which is fantastic as I’m teetotal.
Hahaha, Vodka-soaked Raptor here, glad to meet you!!
Hottie Ladygarden Bumbershoot. But I don’t like that. So I’m going to go with Ornery Vodka-Soaked Zombie.
Vexing Jittery Wonderduck!
Did you know the Unicorn Success Club stickers don’t last long on a motorcycle? It looks awesome on my bike but is peeling after only a couple of weeks. It’s making me a sad panda. Oh well.
Plucky Angry Falcon-Punch, out.
Ridonkulous Killer Cannible. I totally spelled my name wrong but considering what it is, I dare anyone to fucking correct me.
Janky Radioactive Designated-drunk.
Okay, BOTH my children are Norwegian Angry Jesus. You can blame Ridonkulous Emo Jesus for that one, because he insisted. Probably why I divorced him. Now married to (Kinky) Manicorn Slangwanger, but he won’t go by the Kinky part because he says that is his father’s name, so I guess he is just Mellifluous.
–Admiral “Killer” Heroine
If I use my full name, including hypenated maiden name, I am Kinky Jesus Post-Modern Galactic Slangwanger. Pleased to meet you all.
Also, sort of amused / disturbed by “Spunk-filled” because Spunk was my husband’s nickname when he was a kid. Ahem. I’ll stick with Slangwanger.
sassy spunk-filled slangwanger. interesting.
Well, hello there, I’m Epic OMFG Jesus
apparently, I’ve gone through a gender-switch somewhere in between, there :p
Patti Angry Falcon-Punch,
I’d try either covering the whole thing with a clear paint-on laminate, or using a sturdy clear stick on laminate. And try to stick on a relatively flat part of the bike.
-Admiral “Krafty” Heroine
‘Captain Delicious.’ That will be $20.
Delicious Kerfuffle Wondersuck
Kinky Spunk-filled Pirate reporting for duty cap’n…
Captain Jittery Orgasm, at your service.
Bootylicious Post-modern Man-crush, at your cervix! ,er, service! Whichever you prefer, I guess.
“Janky Spunk-filled Slangwanger” but no “Her Royal Highness”?!? HOW DARE YOU, SIR.
P.S. That’s actually my drag queen name. Coincidence? I am amazed.
Lurid Manicorn Wonderduck at your service!
Who am I? Who am I?
I’m Jean Valjean. What? No?
Oh, so it’s “Lurid Fo-Shizzle Glen-coco.”
Nah. Just call me Jean Valjean.
Great googly moogly — I’m actually “Lurid Spunk-filled Slangwanger.” (Learn the alphabet, LESLIE.) But I like “Janky” better.
Norwegian Ladygarden Falcon-Punch at your service 😀
I, Twitter-pated Manicorn Pirate, am proud to share my amazing name with the world!
Feverish Emo Falcon-Punch. Rad!
Epic Manicorn Pirate!
TANTRIC HOOPTIE. This is getting tattooed on my body.
So much fun!! I’m Twitter-Pated Melliffluous Questionable. haha
Admiral Tantric Man-Crush. I am going to own this one.
Lurid Ladygarden Raptor
Sassy Ladygarden Glen Coco. I’m having name cards made for the Thanksgiving table!
Plucky Jittery Argle-Bargler has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? Really rolls off the tongue of a damsel in distress calling for aid.
Sassy Angry Slangwanger….it’s perfect!
Kinky Jesus here.
I think I win.
Kinky Vodka-Soaked Kerfuffle.
Somewhere out there is a very lucky person getting to be a Sassy Galactic Pirate. It vexes me that I am not that person.
Ridionkulus Man-crush at your service. I think I may be a secret Bond Girl 🙂
I am happy with this.
Janky Cromulent Jesus (and it’s pronounced HEY-SOOS). <3
Captain You-Are-Not-The- Father Jesus!
Admiral Sassy Raptor (because Spunk-filled sound kinda nasty).
Admiral Lurid Tantric Orgasm
Vexing Angry Designated-drunk. How did you know I’m at Disney with my family! 🙂
Mellifluous Cromulent Argle-bargler… I LIKE IT! I wonder how my husband will feel about Admiral Pirate Sassy…?
Delicious Killer Jesus
from “Killer Hottie” with love – thanks for the laugh, Jenny!
Sassy Galactic Falcon-Punch, at your service. (takes a sweeping bow)
This is the best goddamn thing ever. Holiday WIN.
Epic Nymphomaniac Man-Crush. YES! Just what Mom had planned for me, I’m sure!
Delicious SlangWanger? Really? LOL
I can live with that 🙂
(Boyfriend is Sassy Raptor though. Dammit! Sassy Raptor is even better than ZOMG Wonderduck!
…Or ZOMG Jittery Wonderduck and Sassy Radioactive Raptor, to give us our full titles.)
Janky Angry Jesus at your service!
Captain Ladygarden Pirate. Seems legit.
Melliffluous Fo-Shizzle Falcon-Punch.
And so I am. So I am.
Bootylicious Angry Bumbershoot. Thank god my parents managed to branch out from the B’s for my middle name, or I would have been Bootylicious Bawdy Bumbershoot. Which ultimately is just kind of boring.
Also, Xander (derivative of alexander) and Xavier. For last names, Xu, Xenakis, Xie, Xanthos, Xiao. These are real people in our customer database. Actually, three people have the last name Xie and two people have Xu. I think you might need to come up with some choices for X.
Come to think of it, full title would be ZOMG Jittery Angry Wonderduck (x2 middle names Jennifer + Ann) which…in all honesty…sums me up really :/ The Wonder might be wishful thinking, but I’ll take it.
Lurid Manicorn Cannibal. I’ve never been happier.
Some possible choices for people that have names starting with X:
I have no idea what these words mean (found them with a Google search for “words that start with X”), but they apparently all count for Scrabble and they sound cool.
Captain Manicorn Bumbershoot, at your service. LOL
Captain Ladygarden Bumbershoot or Captain Bawdy… either way I am supremely pleased. 🙂
I like this game!
Signed, Kinky Manicorn Pirate
Kinky Lion-King Jesus! Score!
I loved mine… Sassy Radioactive Heroine!
Captain Designated Drunk… HAHAHAHA!!
“Hottie Detachable Cannibal” ? That’s not even remotely entertaining. I has a sad.
Twitter-pated Manicorn Heroine. Look, I’m a Heroine!
Ridonkoulous Wheezy Kerfluffke
Captain Radioactive Lion-King
My mom would be so proud.
Delicious Manicorn Glen-Coco.
Captain Jittery Cannibal. No wonder it’s been so hard becoming a vegetarian.
Slanky Postmodern Slangwanger Bootylicious.
Feverish Emo Pirate. argh.
Captain nymphomaniac cannibal.
I may change my name! !
mellifluous cannibal….gives a new meaning to “sing for your supper” Way to go on adding to my procrastination. Thanks! 🙂
Admiral Vodka-soaked Sassy Kinky Killer. I win?
Angry Sassy Pirate here. Who is apparently married to Plucky Manicorn Pirate.
You just totally made my day!
Delicious Cannibal. 😀 NOMNOM.
Twitterpated Manicorn Bumbershoot To the Rescue!!! I wonder hat my symbol should look like I just hope my costume doesn’t end up looking like what brought me to this place, so long ago (samurai unicorn video, anyone remember that one?)
Cannibal Argle-bargler Manicorn, at your service!
Janky Manicorn Slangwanger to the rescue!!
Questionable Post-modern Raptor. Brilliant.
Sassy Intoxicated Argle-Bargler sounds pretty good to me (and my various nom de plumes).
Admiral Fo-Shizzle Pirate
Wee! I’m Twitter-Pated Ladygarden!
Feverish Emo Falcon-Punch Wonderduck!
I LIKE IT!
Ridonkulous is it!!
Even though it really isn’t…I’m not beyond cheating.
Twitterpated Killer Wonderduck. Perfect.
I am Janky Angry Wonderduck. I am married to Melliffluous Radioactive Wonderduck and our 13 year old daughter Captain Radioactive Wonderduck!
Ridonkulous Ladygarden Yoga-Pants, for the win!
Hooptie Bumbershoot Slangwanger
Delicious Jittery Quicky – that sounds more like sex than a superhero…
I’m sticking with Nanarchy, which i had already coined for myself in case I’m ever drafted into the roller
derby…,but yours are good too;)
Admiral Manicorn Cannibal
Janky Radioactive Jesus
My husband, Sassy Manicorn Slangwanger, and I thank you very much for our new and improved names.
Plucky Angry Tantric Slangwanger
Mellifluous Orgasm – heh that works!
Also, my coworker’s daughter’s name begins with an X, because apparently he hates her 😛
I want to change my initials please! – Kinky Jittery Argle-bargler just doesn’t sound superheroy or villainy!
Detachable Angry Ladygarden. I WIN!
I am Epic Angry Pirate, LMAO!
Yours is a bit better, however.
Designated-Drunk Hottie. Pleased to meet ya’ll!
Plucky Angry Zombie… hmm.
Lurid Angry Raptor! My husband said this name fits me.
Plucky Jittery Falcon-Punch, though I would never punch a falcon!
Call me Norwegian LadyGarden Pirate. Arr.
Sassy Manicorn Jesus
Kinky Ladygarden Cannibal. Is there any other kind? Happy Holidays!
Kinky Hooptie Slangwanger….that’s fantastic!
Jittery Man-crush! And I must say, this game is quite racist (or something) against Xenophilius Lovegood.
Kinky ladygarden pirate
I’m Lurid EmoCannibal, very nice. Also, I saw this on Pinterest and thought of you; creepily adorable.
Lurid Galactic Slangwanger! I love it – best name generator ever!!!
Delicious Admiral Janky.
Or, Detachable Jesus. (/sings to the tune of King’s X ‘Detachable Penis.”)
Happy TurkeyDay, Janky LadyGarden.
Twitter-pated Vodka Soaked Raptor. Eerily accurate.
Captain Angry Man-Crush at your service….. lol !
Vexing Angry Dedicated-Drunk: Able to yell at you about inconsequential shit from inside your personal space circle while slurring her words.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Sassy Cromunlent Heroine, at your service! Off to take the Bad Guys DOWN! *swooshes off*
I am Captain Emo Wonderduck. I somehow feel this fits.
Mellifluous Angry Pirate. Jesus, the local paper is going to have hell with this when I start saving the city. Or destroying it. Depends on the day and how low I am on wine.
You’ve hurt my husband Xander’s feelings. Just kidding, a ridonkulous angry pirate would never marry a man named Xander.
Captain Ladygarden Mancrush……oh dear…… 🙂
Bootylicious Ladygarden Yoga-Pants!
thank you thank you *curtsies*
Also my kids name is Xander…so you might want to adjust your table. Lol.
Janky Manicorn Bumbershoot. The 3rd.
I had a friend in school named Xotchil (pronounced so-chee)…. So, yeah, she deserves a name!
Plucky Detachable Falcon-Punch
I’m changing my last name to Uhura, because I REALLY want to be Janky Ultrawang.
Sassy Angry Cannibal. Jenny!!!!!!! You weren’t supposed to tell!
Hi I’m kinky ladygarden lion-king and I’m an alcoholic. Not really, well, probably but I don’t really attend meetings. You may know me by my maiden name kinky ladygarden bumbershoot.
Mellifluous Angry Man-crush ….I sound like a Bear looking for a cub LOL!
Kinky Ladygarden Hero. *win*
My wife is Twitter-pated Vodka-soaked Hero.
And she’s from Russia, so that seems apt.
Yogurty Angry Argle-bargler
My last name starts with X 🙁
Sassy Angry Heroine.
My so-called porn name is Spicy Vernon. You take the name of your first pet and then the name of a street you grew up on or lived on. Works unless you live on any other numbered street except for 69th St.
They call me…. Captain Emo Bumbershoot!
Does anyone have the initials KKO? Kinky Killer Orgasm? Intimidating, no? This is a riot, I should have started baking an hour ago. I stopped by to check if there was a new missive from The Bloggess while the oven was preheating. I’ve promised cranberry nut muffins. Are you still accepting blame, Jenny, or am I on my own if I ruin these? Otherwise I’d have to explain to my ultra conservative family why I want to change my name to something with the initials VVV. Cheers, Happy Thanksgivukkah!
Kinky Ladygarden Bumbershoot saying Hi!
Sassy Angry Slangbanger
Radioactive Wanderduck, my new band.
Lurid Jittery Jesus
Sassy Killer Jesus.
Yep, made my day.
Mellifluous Post-Modern Slangwanger – brilliant!
Kinky Nymphomaniac Cannibal, for the win!
Kinky Manicorn Eargasm. yessssss
Bootylicious Angry Raptor! Awesome!
Sassy Cromulent Orgasm! Evil doers beware! I’m a tad bit sticky.
CAPTAIN KILLER ARGLE-BARGLAR!!
I LOVE IT!
sassy designated drunk! hmm, wonder what my superpowers are…
Things I NEVER thought I would ever say to my husband : “Do I look like an Admiral Slangwanger to you?”
(I used my first name, and left out my middle, which I generally go by. Helps with the mystique of it all, ya know)
shoot, I forgot to put his: “Jittery Hottie Slangwanger”
yep, that about covers it!
Admiral Ladygarden Falconpunch
What amuses me about this is that I get to keep the admiral thing I use all the time anyway!
Delicious Ladygarden Pirate. That makes me sound like an aggressive lesbian. I’m ok with that.
Admiral Angry Orgasm – I can work with that… 😉
Ha. According to the above list, my last name (which I received upon the occasion of my marriage) is Vixen.
According to my birth certificate, my maiden name is Fox. Thank you for merging fantasy with reality. 🙂 (I often wish I’d kept my name when I got married, but it’s all good, cause my new (as of 2 minutes ago when I read the list above) last name is awesomesauce.)
I, Janky Spunk-filled Argle-bargler and my Boyfriend, Janky Angry Slangwanger wish you and yours a wonderful Thanksgiving.
Delicious Ladygarden Cannibal. I’m ok with this.
Epic Ladygarden is not something I’d like to be known for!
Delicious Ladygarden Cannibal is what I am, but I prefer to think of myself as a Yogurty Spunk-filled Ultra-wang.
Kinky Detachable Heroine…. sound painful somehow.
Norwegian Ladygarden Raptor, checking in here. lmao. Hmm, I might have to drop the middle name, it’s a bit weird (or is it ironic) for a gay guy to have Ladygarden in his name? Maybe I could be all hipster and go by N.L.Raptor 😉
Good to know that even though I am a pirate I still have an Admiral Ladygarden.
Lurid Slangwanger. if it makes me laugh it can’t be bad!
Falcon-Punch Epic Bumbershoot
ornery jittery slangwanger? is that an action?…
Kinky Jesus Orgasm. Perfect!
God bless the internet.
I just hope it wasn’t designed by the douchebags in suits who are actually running the world – into the ground – in an attempt to keep society distracted while our planet burns and collapses under its own weight.
Nah, that’d make too much sense.
Time to go back to surfing for whatever strikes my fancy.
Good work, Jenny.
All fear Captain Manicore Mancrush! Bwahaha
Nillionaire Hottie Bumbershoot is very pleased to meet you!
“Designated-drunk Yogapants Raptor” Dude, I should change my name to that!!
@Rachel (up at #300): I think your new name would be perfect for a job @ Lululemon (maker of the see-through yoga-pants)!!!!
Delicious Manicorn Jesus
I’m sorry, but I think your generator is broken. My name is Mellifluous Manicorn Cannibal, but I don’t understand how I can be a manicorn cannibal if I’m a female. Unless the “man” in manicorn is used in the same genderless context as human, in which case I guess I can only eat perfect people, which would at least make sense. Except that, considering the number of perfect people I’ve met, I’m going to be freaking STARVING. I don’t know whether to thank you for giving me the figure I’ve always wanted or hate you for killing me via the Manicorn Diet. Are you even a licensed nutritionist?
It’s also entirely possible that your generator is fine and the problem is me. I would go with the first hypothesis though, because it keeps you squarely off my dinner menu.
Delicious Detachable Jesus
that is just wrong! Lol.
Captain Jittery Wonderduck! No more caffeine for me.
My husband won’t know what hit him! Gobble, gobble!
Mellifluous Angry Kerfuffle-Eargasm
I feel reborn! Or born-again, whichever. Sassy Ladygarden Slangwanger here.
Dude… Lurid Radioactive Lion-King? WTF?!
Questionable Jittery Designated-Drunk
There is nothing about this that isn’t true.
Kinky Ladygarden Falcon-Punch!!
Captain Angry Cannibal – don’t mess with me! nom nom
Janky Emo-Heroine, Esquire
Janky Bootylicious Bawdy.
Lurid Jittery Vixen. I dress like those scary dancers in Seal’s “Crazy” video and my super-power is steaming hot espresso that shoots out of my jubblies.
Thank you for the distraction.
Hottie Radioactive Slangwanger says Happy Thanksgiving to you!
Kinky Angry Cannibal
Ridonkulous Killer Bumbershoot. I think I’d rather be Kinky Manicorn Jesus though. It sounds more like more ofan adventure
Kinky Angry Wonderduck
Sassy Nymphomaniac Heroine here — and WOW!! Do I ever like it! You can call me Sassy. Just call me often ;-^
Janky Intoxicated Cannibal here.
I have problems.
I shall henceforth be known as “Admiral Lion-King.”
This explains a lot.
Haaauuuuum sen waayneeuh.
Plucky Spunk-filled Cannibal wishes you a Happy Thanksgiving!
Kinky angry wonderduck love it!!!
Cromunlent Argle-bargler Hooptie!!
Kerfuffle Melliffluous Slangwanger. Best name ever. 🙂
Kinky Radioactive Lion-King?? Interesting…. Although I think Janky Ladygarden wins everything
I am the EPIC CAPTAIN WONDERDUCK! Bow to me!
Raptor Mancrush? Could my high-grade literary works gain sufficient gravitas, Bloggess?
Admiral Tantric Jesus for the win!
Does that make me a preying mantis?
I think history will look back on me as the classic example of a Lurid Post-modern Heroine.
I think history will look back on me as the classic example of a Lurid Post-modern Heroine.
i am nillionaire intoxicated bootylicious. i happen to actually be all three of those things. and i challenge you to prove i’m no nillionaire…. 🙂
Hottie Wonderduck….didn’t think it required a middle name!
Epic Manicorn I-See-What-You-Did-There.
So much better than Princess Consuela Banana-hammock.
Kinky Radioactive Kerfuffle
Janky Radioactive Titmouse. I always wanted to be a super hero!
Great Emo Kerfuffle to the rescue!
Ridonkulous Emo Designated-Drunk (nee Raptor)
I love this!
Kinky Cannibal was good enough for me, but when you add my middle name:
Kinky LadyGarden Cannibal
For the win!
My daughter, Epic LadyGarden Cannibal , thanks you too!
Epic Detachable Heroine.
Twitterpated LadyGarden UltraWang? I am apparently either a hermaphrodite in love or I’m very confused about my sexual identity. Either way, WIN.
Erm. I’m not sure how to pronounce mine, but I’m printing this post out and bringing it to the DMV for my custom license plates:
With warmest regards from Nu Zullins,
Wiggly Melliffluous Manicorn.
Lurid Ladygarden Bumbershoot …… Well shit, work are going to have a field-day when I start signing my new name on contracts (and by field day I mean, they’re probably going to send me home due to a suspected stress breakdown).
Kinky Ladygarden Falcon-punch