I was just on Facebook, and this popped up in my feed as something suggested for me personally:
And first of all, it’s disconcerting when you get targeted advertising for half a dead squirrel, and it’s not even the good half. Why send me this ad? It’s as if Facebook said, “Hey, we saw this asshole and thought of you.”
And then it’s even more insulting because it’s all “Still interested?” as if they’re implying that this was something I was definitely interested in at one point. And no, I’m not interested. That’s why I didn’t bid on it when I saw it yesterday, eBay. I was just looking at it. STOP MAKING WEIRD ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME. It’s creeping me out and it’s also making me feel bad about my internet surfing because probably everyone else is getting targeted ads for pretty dresses or new phones, whereas my page is all, “THIS ASSHOLE COULD BE YOURS.”
Stop being creepy, Facebook. You’re making this weird.