I’m a big fan of this lovely mug, which cleverly uses the “C” of the handle to let you be terrible in person:
…and it really inspired me so I designed this:
And then Victor was like “The whole point of the first mug is so you can walk around with profanity on your glass but not have it be noticed” and I was like, “Yeah. Obviously.” And he was all, “I’m pretty sure everyone will know what ‘unnilingus’ means”, but I just typed it in and spellcheck was like “THAT’S NOT A WORD. NO GUESSES FOUND” so I’m pretty sure that proves it’s more subtle than Victor thinks.
Then Victor argued that, “You can’t just expect spellcheck to suggest ‘cunnilingus'” and I was like, “God, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard that.”
Because then I’d have one nickel.
I also thought about making a mug that said “amel-toe” but that seemed weird and so instead I just wrote “WORD” on a mug. That way you can carry it around and people will think you’re just really into Vanilla Ice, but really it says another thing completely.
If you don’t see it then you aren’t looking hard enough.
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PPS. Some fabulous(ly disturbing) requests and suggestions have come in. See the comments for even more terrible things.