It’s just me, right?

Youtube sends me weird emails about videos they think I would like and when I looked at this one I thought…what the shit?  Is that even legal?

shark blow job

Then I realized I might be the only person in the world who automatically assumed this was a video of a shark blow job.  Both because I have weird personal issues, and also because sharks would give terrible blow jobs.  I would assume.

It’s just me, right?

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  1. Nope. That’s exactly what I saw too. And sharks would definitely give a toothy blow job — doesn’t sound pleasant to me. Not judging though… if that’s what you’re into…

  2. Admittedly, I didn’t know which end of the shark the driver was holding at first… Still looked illegal as all get-out, though.
    I was listening to Brad Neely narrate one of the Harry Potter movies on YouTube yesterday. It then promptly recommended a bunch of videos of various people making fun of Bill O’Reilly (youtube why do you think that is a thing I would want ever?)

  3. Nope. I totally saw that too. And I would assume sharks would give uncomfortable, toothy blow jobs, but, you know, no judgement. If that’s what you’re into…

  4. That sounds like the sort of “experience” vacation gift you’d order for someone you really, really didn’t like.

  5. If it’s in international waters, there’d be no worries about legality, right?

  6. Agreed that a shark blowjob would likely be terrible because of the teeth issue. However a BJ from a geriatric Shark with no teeth might be okay. I’m not a marine biologist so I can’t say for sure…

  7. YouTube emails are often weird. I save screenshots when they amuse me. Here are two of my favorites:
    1. In one breath, “Don’t try this at home”, then in the next, “Put on your dancing shoes!” Make up your mind, YouTube: http://imgur.com/Yuwqx4d
    2. Call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t how shark vision works: http://imgur.com/z40eatY

  8. Agreed that a shark blowjob would likely be terrible because of the teeth issue. However a BJ from a geriatric shark with no teeth might not be so bad. I’m not a marine biologist so I can’t say for sure…

  9. “Then I realized I might be the only person in the world who automatically assumed this was a video of a shark blow job.”
    Don’t ever change, Jenny.

  10. Nope. Not just you. I would think a shark blow job would be uncomfortable and toothy; but hey, no judgement here. What goes on between two consenting vertebrates is none of my business…

  11. Nope. I thought, ‘huh, that look like a shark giving a blowjob’ followed by ‘ridiculous, that guy obviously has a shark for a penis’

  12. That thought never entered mind when I looked at that picture….I burst out laughing when I read what you thought was going on….thank you I needed a laugh today.

  13. Impure thoughts, from the purest source. Omg I see it too.
    Sharks don’t have lips to pull over that snaggletooth. Don’t ever ask a shark to be the spokesperson for lip balm.

  14. Nope, not just you. Seeing the picture before reading your words I immediately thought it was a shark-on-human blowjob. Is it weird that I would totally watch a video containing that? For research purposes, obviously.

    How many shark fetishists do you think got the same email and are now disappointed?

    Don’t think about it too hard. Ew.

  15. Nope, totally not just you.

    I would assume getting a blow job from a shark would be quite similar to having sex with a lady with vagina dentata. But that’s just me.

  16. Nope, not just you. Seeing the picture before reading your words I immediately thought it was a shark-on-human blowjob. Is it weird that I would totally watch a video containing that? For research purposes, obviously.

    How many shark fetishists do you think got the same email and are now disappointed?

    Don’t think about it too hard. Ew.

  17. I’m the crazy one because I immediately thought it was a manta ray blow job, and why would there be one single manta ray in what is clearly a school of sharks?

  18. I thought it was the other end of the shark (is that even possible? I’m not up on my shark anatomy), but same concept.
    Not just you!

  19. I wouldn’t have thought that normally, but when I saw it on Facebook under your name, that’s where my mind went automatically. Not sure whom that says more about . . .

  20. To paraphrase a Barney Stinson quote…

    “Nurse shark? I didn’t even SEE its boobs!”

  21. No it’s not just you! I totally thought that was a shark blowjob. And had the same reaction. Is that even legal? Which, if you think about it is seriously f’ed up – a smarter first reaction might be that looks seriously unsafe….oh well.

  22. I don’t know what this is, but given it involves being surrounded by sharks, you couldn’t pay me enough . . . wait a minute, I work in the corporate world. Same difference:).

  23. “Why be ordinary?”

    Well, off the top of my head, “ordinary” doesn’t get me shark teeth lodged in my genitals. Which I would normally think was a good thing. But I’m always behind on the latest trends, so for all I know having an un-mauled pubic area is considered too mainstream these days, and hot shark injections are where it’s at.

  24. Totally not you. My thoughts were:
    “Why is that Shark on that guy’s junk?! Oh..wait..wooooow! That’s….really..just….uhmmmm…a long way to go to have that done to you.”
    I’m glad I’m not just weird one here.
    E.

  25. Jenny dear, if the internet has taught us all anything by now, it’s that no matter HOW weird, it’s NEVER “just you”. Just sayin’. Love you.

    And, in conclusion, what do you call that act in the video? [handclap] The Aristocrats!

  26. You can only book a shark massage through the cruise line, but if you know the code work (scrod) and bring a good tip, you can get the full underwater experience.

  27. I thought the diver was putting his privates in the rear end of the shark…so it isn’t just you.
    Also, why would I mistake the front of a shark for the back? It would seem that type of knowledge could maybe come in handy someday.

  28. It frightens me a little tiny bit that I received the exact same email from YouTube.

  29. @Shannon aka Monty Why would you assume the shark was turning a trick? Perhaps this diver and shark share some type of deep, interspecies love?
    Jenn…it’s an honest mistake, I thought the same thing. I didn’t jump straight to assuming shark PROSTITIUTION though.

  30. Sadly I was the recipient of a shark blow job once. Ok, she wasn’t really a shark but she used her teeth like one and that is all I have to say on the matter. Oy.

  31. That was my first thought too… My second was some type of new circumcision method but I’d don’t see that ending well with all the other sharks around…

  32. Ok, now that I’ve seen it I can’t unsee it. But before that, yes it’s just you. And probably half of your commenters because most of us are fucked up.

  33. I’m with Spoken Like A True Nut. I usually pride myself on not being ordinary, but if ordinary means NOT having my privates chomped off while attempting to get a blow job from a shark then I’ll make an exception in this case. In this instance, I’ll proudly remain ordinary so my sensitive bits stay attached and don’t become a shark snack.

    Side note: You couldn’t pay me enough to swim with sharks. Hey, let’s go under water and hang out with some predators who not only vastly outnumber you, but can move much faster than you can through water. Chances are they won’t eat you… we think… unless they are really hungry or something.

    No thanks. I’ll stay on the nice, dry land away from the man eating swimmers with tons of teeth.

  34. I should think a shark BJ would be the very last one a guy could ever receive, what with all the backward-angled teeth, so I sure hope they’re spectacular.

  35. I saw it too. But maybe that’s just because I saw it on your blog, and my brain just assumes that your blog is the place to go for a shark blow job. Wait. That came our wrong (much like a shark blow job would, I assume)

  36. I’m not going to lie, this totally made my day… And let’s be honest, sharks giving blow jobs would be like getting ice cream with no actual ice cream lol.

  37. I wonder how many wives there are out there that wish a shark would give their husbands a toothy blowjob! Quite a lot I imagine.

  38. Thank you for making me feel less weird. Or at least not alone. I totally saw a shark giving a diver a blow job. So wrong in so many ways.

  39. Um….I went close but no cigar…
    I have several friends who are veterinarians & animal research scientists. One had an unfortunate incident where a stallion collapsed as she was extracting semen for artificial insemination.
    And I thought someone was attempting to do the same with a shark… until I realized which way the shark was pointing.
    Hm.

  40. I think it’s because the title has “job” in it…… subconscious association when you actually see the picture…. plus it totally looks like the diver is cradling the shark there LOL

  41. In Minnesota it’s illegal to pleasure yourself with a live fish. Presumably dead ones are fine though.

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