I’ve been sick as a dog for days and this post might not make sense because I’m still dehydrated and loopy. If it makes you mad you should blame the bad chicken salad I ate. I know I do.
The difference between men and women:
me: I feel almost human for the first time in 48 hours.
Victor: Thank goodness.
Me: And I literally lost two pounds...just by throwing up.
Victor: You sound unsettlingly excited about having had food poisoning.
me: Well, I think maybe that’s the difference between men and women. Women are more optimistic. About food poisoning.
Victor: I think you have a problem.
me: I did have a problem. It was severe vomiting. And it made me lose two pounds. That’s optimism, Victor.
Victor: That’s an eating disorder.
me: It might be both.
And now, the weekly wrap-up of awesomeness:
Shit I made in my shop (Named “EIGHT POUNDS OF UNCUT COCAINE” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- I was too sick to make anything but here’s a Mother’s Day card you might love. Or hate. Hard to tell.
Shit you should buy or steal because it’s awesome:
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