I sometimes miss having human coworkers to visit with over the tops of our cubicles and having people bring birthday cakes to the office, but I’ve learned to appreciate that my current coworkers (although very shitty at discussing pop-culture gossip) still manage to bring me a fair amount of office drama.
Hunter S. Thomcat and Dorothy Barker in an almost everyday scenario in my office:
Then Dorothy Barker goes into the kitchen and kicks around Hunter’s food bowl until Hunter goes to investigate. Fifteen seconds later:
And that’s why it’s sometimes nice to have fairly mute coworkers, even if they insist on never wearing pants.
Weekly wrap up time!
Shit I made in my shop (Named “EIGHT POUNDS OF UNCUT COCAINE” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- Angry cat mug to threaten people you don’t like.
- HIGH-FIVE MOFO pocket journal
- Children shouldn’t be the only ones with awesome spiral notebooks.
Shit you should buy or steal because it’s awesome:
This week’s wrap-up is brought to you by Melt: massage for couples. Basically it’s an instructional massage video that teaches how to give bad-ass massages with a simple, step-by-step video guide. It costs less than one professional massage and you have it forever with unlimited access. You can watch the trailer here. It’s super pretty and an excellent skill to know, plus you can show your partner how they’re doing it wrong. Like, if they say “Hey, wanna see how I can disable someone with a pressure point?” That’s not good. Don’t do that. Instead watch the video. Just saying. PS. It’s on sale until Father’s Day. Check it out here.