Have you been following the amazing awkward tweets that people have been sharing with me lately to make me feel less filled with shame about my own mortifying moments? Because you need to. Mostly because you’ve probably done at least half of the things here and you will probably do the other half eventually. And then you’ll laugh in recognition instead of feeling cringey awkwardness. Or, more accurately, you’ll laugh while feeling cringey awkwardness. Still, the laughter is the important part. Part 1 is here. Part 2 is here. And a few of my most recent favorites are here. DO NOT READ WHILE DRINKING.