I’m still alive but I’m super busy doing something I want to tell you about but I can’t say it out loud because I’m afraid I’ll jinx it so just rest assured that it’s something that 10% of you will say “OMG THAT IS THE BEST NEWS EVER!” and 50% will be like, “Okay. Sounds cool” and “20% will be like,’How did I get here? I was looking for sloth p0rn‘” and 30% will be like, “This post is too long. I’ve already stopped reading” and 5% will be like, “You’re already at 115% This is not how math works.” But I promise to write soon. Like maybe even today. But until then just watch this video of a cat being bathed. Because it is awesome and you probably need it.
You are welcome.