You know those bloggers who write about jackets and foot clothes and hair things? The fashiony people? I never entirely got their deal until I discovered the joy of collecting purses. I mean, technically, they’re just coin purses and I didn’t really “collect” them so much as I just bought the set because they were cheaper that way, but still? BEST PURSES EVER. Because they have cat faces on them and when I hold them up to my face when I ask Victor to make me a milkshake I suddenly have a face than no one can say no to. Look:
But then Victor did say no because he doesn’t love kittens and he’s maybe not even human or something. But I’ve been walking around the house taking pictures of the cats wearing cat masks and it is the best thing ever. Even Dorothy Barker looks adorable:
And Hunter S. Thomcat:
Ferris Mewler actually grabbed one and tried to groom it but I took it away from him because it looked like he’d ripped off another cat’s head and was showing off his gross trophy. Then I took this video of Ferris giving me a go-to-hell look and if you look closely enough at it you can lip-read him saying, “Bitch? Fuck you.” It’s impressive and terrifying.
And then Victor yelled at me for freaking the cats out and for buying coin purses when I don’t even have any coins to put in them. And I thought that maybe he had a point, but then I realized that, no, he was way wrong: