Number 89 of things I found on my phone that made me wonder what I was thinking when I wrote it, but at the same time, I’m totally right:
People who can’t fold a fitted sheet are like people who can’t fold water. And you might say “Wait. But no one can fold water” and I to that I say, “FUCKING EXACTLY”.
And now, the weekly wrap-up:
Shit I made in my shop (Named “EIGHT POUNDS OF UNCUT COCAINE” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting.):
- I wish you could see all the fucks I’m not giving. The perfect t-shirt for family reunions.
- Reuseable bag with really awesomely inappropriate things on both sides. It is a win all the time.
- If you like Archie and Walking Dead this book will blow your mind.
- I’m not sure if this is a compliment, but…thank you?
This week’s wrap-up is brought to you by Melissa Pirwani’s book No Touching Secrets! It’s a good book to use for parents caregivers and professionals to start a conversation with children in their care to help them be equipped and empowered regarding sexual abuse. I don’t have a joke for this because there are no jokes for this. It’s just a good thing to talk about with your kids. The end. Buy the book or find out more about it right here.