May 2016 – The Bloggess

Sometimes the darkness can be beautiful. But sometimes it’s a real bitch. Depends, I guess.

Hi. I’ve been a little missing lately. Not just here. I’ve been missing a bit inside my head, which in some ways is good because my head is not always fun to live in. I don’t know if the depression I’ve been dealing with off and on for the last few months has just worn meContinue reading “Sometimes the darkness can be beautiful. But sometimes it’s a real bitch. Depends, I guess.”

Sharks ate my cat.

Last week my friend Mary mailed me this and at first I didn’t know what it was until it ate Ferris Mewler. Best cat house ever. And it made me laugh out loud, which is nice because this week my head has been more of an asshole than normal. There seems to be a lot ofContinue reading “Sharks ate my cat.”

Dear stranger who made my whole day:

Dear anonymous stranger in the car ahead of me who paid for my breakfast: You made my whole morning brighter and you inspired me to pay for the next person behind me. Which actually made me feel even better, which is the nicest thing ever but it’s also sort of weird because the gift you gave me isContinue reading “Dear stranger who made my whole day:”

It did get my attention, though.

So I saw this truck driving down the road and I thought, “Wait. Seriously? Is it just me?” And apparently it was, because no one else seemed to care. Victor said that he got it, but that it would really only be funny if it was a plumbing truck. Disagree. ******* And now, the weekly wrap-up:Continue reading “It did get my attention, though.”

She’s still alive.

I’ve been doing doggie obedience training for Dorothy Barker because she’s insane, and she’s okay with most of the basics now (Come here. Stop chewing on the cat. Don’t shit on that) so now we’re moving on to tricks and she’s pretty good at most of them but there’s one that she can’t do, so yesterday IContinue reading “She’s still alive.”

Don’t drink out of toilets. That’s the lesson I learned on this trip.

First off: This is a sponsored post and I’m telling you now because it seems shitty to read a whole post and then at the end get a “HEY, THIS IS AN AD” but you should read this one because at the end one of you will win a shitload of money because the sponsor isContinue reading “Don’t drink out of toilets. That’s the lesson I learned on this trip.”