May 2016 – Page 2 – The Bloggess

I love you and your fucked-up pets too.

Yesterday I posted a picture of Ferris Mewler in an awkward position and was quickly flooded with the most ridiculous pet pictures ever. There were too many to retweet so I put my favorites right here. Go see them now. Even if you aren’t an animal person you will enjoy. Probably. You can lookContinue reading “I love you and your fucked-up pets too.”

My nose is an asshole. But not literally. Thank God.

(My blog ate this post an hour ago. Even the internet is fucking with me. But apparently all is fixed. Trying this again. If it doesn’t work I’m just going to go set fire to the house.) Yesterday I was talking to some (now estranged) family members and one said that a local indoor skydivingContinue reading “My nose is an asshole. But not literally. Thank God.”

My blog is fucked up but it’s not my fault

If you try to leave a comment or even look at comments right now you’ll get a message saying that you’re doing it wrong and should try searching better. So basically my blog is broken and it’s blaming you. I’ve heard it’s not just me so maybe this will get fixed by the time IContinue reading “My blog is fucked up but it’s not my fault”

Every day is Mother’s Day

I wrote this 10 years ago but it still perfectly expresses how I feel. Mother’s Day is fraught with all sorts of weird emotions and I’m so lucky to still have my mother, who loves me and a daughter I adore. Most people don’t get both and so I feel undeservedly lucky each year theseContinue reading “Every day is Mother’s Day”

Neko Atsume will ruin your life. But in a good way.

If you don’t know what Neko Atsume is then just run away now because it is tremendously stupid and I spent months making fun of my sister for playing it until I downloaded it and now I stop what I’m doing multiple times a day to feed the non-existent electronic cartoon cats that live inContinue reading “Neko Atsume will ruin your life. But in a good way.”

Let’s destroy Mercury

So I’ve been super up and down mentally lately and I’m not sure why, but usually when I’m this crazy people tell me it’s because Mercury is in retrograde (and it totally is right now), so my suggestion is that we just blow up Mercury. I realize this might seem like a radical move but that’s theContinue reading “Let’s destroy Mercury”