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I can’t even read the full entry about it being fucked up, because trying to read from WordPress only gives me the first three lines and then sends me to your site, and your site tells me page not found. 😦
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I have problems with authority, so I’m leaving a pointless comment anyway.
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Comments from the app work, at least! Isn’t that something? No?
Clearly wordpress has decided that your readers suffer from an excess of self-esteem, and need to be told that we’ve fucked up the point-and-click process.
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What Thornfield523 said
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The same thing was happening on the Daily Post, too. My blogs are both displaying correctly, though, so it must only be popular blogs that are being hit by this error, whatever it is.
Um, “yay, I’m unpopular”…?
Or you could be saying “yay, I’m popular…but no one can see my content”?
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Great….I’m being blamed for stuff even by WordPress. When will the madness end?
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Damn your eyes, WordPress–if you’re reading this, know that I’ve found a way around your attempts to thwart me. Can’t wait to read the real post though–I NEED to know about noses and assholes…I think that’s what it said anyway before it disappeared…
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It’s working for me.
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Kathleen recently posted Bluebird of Happiness.
I still love you. 🙂
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Looks like you repaired it.
(If you blame yourself for breaking it, give yourself credit when it works again.)
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I’m confused, but happy to be here. Just like always. 🙂
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Michelle recently posted Sneaky Little Getaway. (Flat Rock, NSW).
I got this, but not the “My nose is an asshole…” post.
Sent from my Verizon, Samsung Galaxy smartphone
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Hooray! You’re here, you’re here!
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thornfield523 recently posted I’m a Long-Distance Mom.
You fixed the internet. Tell Victor you deserve a raise.
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Working for me too!
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On the topic of WordPress – is there any way to “like” a comment without having to sign in?
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I just tried to join twitter & failed! The Internet is broken, clearly. I could Not replace the egg Icon with my own. I tried so many times *never even tweeted Once…Now, my account is Locked! I quit. Am so frustrated, it is beyond ridiculous!! I’m having a craptastic day!! Hugs to Jenny & the Tribe💕
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You make me smile even when I don’t want to. Thanks!
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Wow! The first time I tried to read this post it was not found, so things are just getting better all the time! I can READ it now!! AND comment!! FUCK Mercury Retrograde!!!
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BipolarOnFire recently posted An Appointment With Dr. Flaky and FLOWERS!!.
I got like 5 emails from this blog and i started cracking up. My email was cussing up a storm! 😂
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Maybe it IS my fault. Maybe.
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becomingcliche recently posted What I Learn From My Cat.
I just need to comment here to make sure my comment shows up. Because.
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Seems like the cool people at WP must have come to your rescue. Glad you’re fixed.
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robintgalt recently posted Bits and Pieces from “Home”.
You can’t be perfect every day. Sometimes the world fucks with you to remind you that rain dances don’t work wishing on stars is stupid and Santa Claus is a figment of capitalist American media promoting debt and too much and unfulfilled expectations … or maybe WP is just run by lazy assholes who take long lunches at your ( and our) expense … I don’t know …
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Jenny, Jenny…
I SO want you to come to dinner at my house ( you’re on the dinner guest list with Ellen, Betty White, Melissa Mcarthy, and a few others but if that many people- because I’m sure they would all totally come to dinner at a random crazy person’s house, right??- makes you anxious you could totally come another night and eat under the table).
Sorry about you breaking the blog thing. If it’s any consolation I have the McDonald’s chocolate shake curse.
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I tried to respond to your wind-in-your-face post, but had issues – no worries! I’ll respond here. I wanted you to know that I share EXACTLY that same reaction to wind in my face. So there are at least two of us!
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Rats, about the dinner invite- didn’t leave contact info …
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I can’t breath in strong wind, I guess I’m one of the four. Also, I can’t breath when someone breaks wind but I suspect that’s a much larger percentage of people😂
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This is why we can’t have nice things Jenny
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Word Press has been eating my comments all week. As for the wind thingie, yes and no. I find it harder to breathe, but not impossible. I used to race motorcycles, but always had a helmet on. One time I rode without a helmet for a few miles, and it was uncomfortable, but more in my ears than my nose.
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It’s ok I only read the comments to see which ones Jenny responds to anyway.
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You told us it wasn’t working – but man did I keep trying.
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Kristin. recently posted Reasons to stay alive..
Commenting is half the fun. We’ll keep at it.
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Jenny Bristol recently posted The Liner Notes of Physics History #6: Richard Feynman.
I have a tendency to break any electronic thing I am near. my husband won’t let me touch his cel phone or laptop – not even the tv remote (which I totally play with when he is not home)…. apparently, I have now broken the internet. TAKE THAT HONEY!!!
man, do I feel better now! hugs to you jenny, you are better than Cymbalta. There. I said it.
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I can’t and voted. I showed this to my cousin and she said she could but you have to tilt your head down. I haven’t tried this but if it works, you’re welcome.
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If I had a dollar for every weird thing my computer did that made our IT department say, “Hmm, haven’t seen THAT before….” I could have fancy coffeehouse frothy deliciousness for like a WEEK. Or a new pair of shoes. Decisions….
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KatieComeBack recently posted The Clarity of the Crystal Ball.
It’s Mercury Retrograde. Technology will stop being weird around May 22
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What happened to your post about the indoor skydiving place and your nose being an asshole? I missed it. 😞
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I finally found it. Yay! 😃 Things are fucked up on my side too.
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Thank you for the post, very interesting information.
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I had to deal with the worst most psychotic fuckedup little people on the planet. And that pathologically lied in regards to me my entire lifetime too. And they tortured my life falsely wrongfully and unjustifiably. They called and treated me for what they are as psychotic people. They are not to like me. They are to get the fuck out of my life. They are sheer lunatics as people. They are ignorant dirtbags as people too. They are overt people. They are as ignorant as people to attack me with who attacked me and terrorized me with people who did it once before. And my kids still have psychological problems due to these people. It affected them that much. And police did not help us as a family either. And these psychotic people wanted me to have that psychotic little ignorant mans baby? They are out of their fuckedup minds. My mother still angers at this little man. She hated him when she met him. She hated the majority of these people too. And they are in some sort of lunatic movement. Therefore, they need to go crawl up his psychotic ass and all stay there where they think the sun shines too. All of them. Now they can convince themselves into oblivion as usual. I did not experience enough stress due to these psychotic people? I needed their problems and issues in regards to themselves upon my life and my family. That’s a huge Fuck no. They are granted by me to go apeshit lunatics as people upon their lives. No problem with me on that at all. And they proved my accuracy against them all too.
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You people wanted a nightmare as people to attack and terrorize me falsely too. What psychotic little person thought this one up in their lunatic world? What idiot? What lowlife loser? What arrogant little person? They wanted to keep snapping my mind due to themselves as psychotic little people too. I did not experience enough stress due to themselves? I would save your lives as people then get fired from that job due to another nurse not doing her job. What the fuck is wrong with you people!
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No. These bastards and bitches for deluded people needed to be stopped at starting. This is unacceptable. This was severe psychotic terrorism’s by DIRTBAGS.
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No. These bastards and bitches for deluded people needed to be stopped at starting. This is unacceptable. This was severe psychotic terrorism’s by DIRTBAGS. PROVEN DIRTBAGS TOO. I DO WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THESE PSYCHOTIC PREDATOR FUCKS.
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Just what I needed people super psychotic predator lowlife DIRTBAG TERRORISTS upon my life and upon my family! They need to immediately die now! All involved too. Every last one of these people. They seriously do. Let them create a woman in their minds as people of whom they are not. I’m ok with that. That’s cool with me! Let them go absolutely lunatic in their lives. I am cool with that. Let them destroy their lives falsely. I am cool with that. Let them go completely insane in their lives. I am cool with that.
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Let them seek their PSYCHOTIC JESUS SALVATION AS LUNATICS AS PEOPLE WHO I DO NOT WANT TOO. DO YOU PEOPLE REALIZE HOW MANY LUNATICS WERE SHPWING ME YOUR LUNACY? NOW GUESS. COULD THOUSANDS POTENTIALLY BE KNOWN TO YOU? HOW ABOUT AN ENTIRE LIFETIME OF SHOWING ME YOUR LUNACIES? Now call and treat me again for who I AM NOT TOO. BE AS DRLUSIONAL AS POSSIBLE MY ENTIRE LIFETIME TOO. HALLUCINATE!!!!!! Now to hallucinate, I am on planet Jupiter. I am an alien who lives there. And on my planet people are not like you planet of the apes. They needed to be stopped. They needed to not falsely jeer me either. They need to immediately die. These people really do. They can go overt lunatics in their lives. No problem. They can go inferiority complexed psychos in their lives. Cool!
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They went rabid upon my life. What happens when rabid animals attack? They cut off their heads and perform a forensic study. That’s what these people require. They need to be investigated once dead. And its a must!Now they can convince themselves into oblivion in their lives. Cool!
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They need can convince themselves into being on planet Jupiter too as people. Cool! They are that psychotic as people too. So psychotic lunatics as people do not want me? Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are granted by me to go RABID MONSTERS IN THEIR LIVES. COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now let me know when any of you people want anything to do with these lifetime of people. THATS A FUCK NOT FROM ME. THATS A I WILL KILL YOU IF I LOOK AT YOU.
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They DO NOT deserve to live. Go immediately cut off their heads.
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PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISERY.
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And these are miserable little people. Now who do you want to choose with these people? I know that you all want the most miserable psychotic rabid monsters as people of the worst most vicious people on the planet upon your lives. There is no doubt that all of you want these people.And they must not know you too!
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They must imagine who are not too!
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And they must be the most DELUDED people too!
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They must be the most deluded most psychotic people of your lifetime too!!!! They must be the most lunatics as people too! And they must be an army of people who despise you do to themselves too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Noe make sure that it an army of the most psychotic little people of the planet too. Make sure that they are a lifetime of rabid people too!
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Make sure that these people are the exact people that you do not want anything to do with too! They can shove their apologies in regards to themselves and immediately die now too!
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Now make sure that they make up ficticious stories in regards to yourselves your entire lifetime too!
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Make sure that they are as psychotic as to not want to be themselves too! Now I know that you all want them. Admit it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now on their planet they attack you and your entire lifetime too falsely. And in your lifetime all that these people do is threaten you too. Where you do not want anything to do with them. Make sure that they tell you that they have been upon your lifetime too! Make sure that they do not experience a clue of who you are as a person too! Make sure that they come from extremely psychotic families too! Make sure extremely psychotic people too! Make sure that they think that you are someone else. That’s a must.
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Make sure that they treat you and call you as if you’re someone else your entire lifetime too!!
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Make sure that they are severe dirybags as people too!
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Make sure that they are ungrateful for who you’re too! That’s imperative. Make sure that they are extremely obsessed with you too! Make sure that they are as obsessed with you to call and treat you their psychotic diagnosis too!
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Now admit it you all want them! Shit for sure that you all do! Make sure that they are loser bitch as people too! Make sure that their own families called them psychotic terrorists too to you. That’s a must!
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Now admit it you all want them! Shit for sure that you all do! Make sure that they are loser bitch as people too! Make sure that their own families called them psychotic terrorists too to you. That’s a must! Make sure that they call themselves psychotic lunatics too!
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Make sure that they are allowed and assisted to be upon your lives too.
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Make you that you used to pity these people too!
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Now make sure that these are type of people who stressed you out for decades as themselves too!
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Make sure that they are the horrible people on the planet too!
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Make sure that while they are attacking you you go to them for help and they do not hear a word that you state and then smile in your face too. They are such wonderful people that you all should have in your lifetime too.
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Make sure that while they are attacking you you go to them for help and they do not hear a word that you state and then smile in your face too. They are such wonderful people that you all should have in your lifetime too. That’s what monsters that they are as people.
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Make sure that you do not trust them for what they are as people too.
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Make sure that they are malicious little people too.
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Make sure that they are the type of people where if you dare receive a compliment from anyone they attack you too!
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Make sure that they tell you all of their problems too.
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Make sure that they seek your pity too!!!! Make sure that they sought your pity for them your entire lifetime too.
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Make sure that they seek your pity too!!!! Make sure that they sought your pity for them your entire lifetime too. Make sure that you meet other people who state they sought my pity too.
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Make sure that they seek your pity too!!!! Make sure that they sought your pity for them your entire lifetime too. Make sure that you meet other people who state they sought my pity too. Go head. Make other people call them terrorists too.
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Make sure that other people call them the worst people on the planet too.
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Make sure that their own families called them the worst people on the planet too
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Make sure that your own mother call your own families the worst people of the world too.
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Make sure that these people in your own family do not know you too!
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Make sure that they show you your entire lifetime that they are PLANET OF THE APES AS PEOPLE TOO. MAKE sure that they are COMPLETELY INSANE FUCKEDUP BEYONF RECOGNITION AS PEOPLE TOO. NOW I KNOW THAT YOU WANT THEM. ADMIT IT!!!!!! Make sure that you keep running into people that tell you that they are completely insane too.
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Make sure that they as people are severely psychotic too!!!!!
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Make sure that you pity and help that psychotic person and then they in their ungrateness betray you too.
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Make sure that they do not know you too.
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Make sure that they are as psychotic as to believe other people in regards to you too! That’s imperative. Make sure that they are as super psycho to call you a lesbian while you’re not too. Make sure that after you pity them and heal them they betray you calling you someone else too.
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So what does my mother do? She says, ESCAPE FROM ALL OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now let me know that you wouldn’t want these people all dead too!
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And they deserve to immediately die too. Believe me they do.
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Now make sure that they continuously call and treat you for who you are NOT. Make sure that they are a lifetime of psychotic people calling and treating you for who you are NOT.
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Make sure that they are the most delirious people on the planet.
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Make sure that you do not want anything to do with them over many years too! That’s a must!
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Make sure that they are known as the most ignorant little people on the planet too. They are as ignorant as to nearly be killed by the people who they associated with and forget that they did too
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They are that psychotic as people.
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They are as psychotic as to hate me falsely.
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Fuck no I am not going to like them. HELL NO. They are left with their psychotic people they gathered up too. They found the holy grail of fuckedup people.
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